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Anonymous #1

I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! * 3
    #14321229 - 04/20/11 01:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm 18 (boy) and I've been struggling with loneliness and losing my virginity for years now! :frown: I used to be chronically depressed due to my loneliness (even suicidal) but I'm not so depressed over it anymore. But still, I can't believe that this still hasn't happened! Ive never even kissed a girl! (well I did when I was very young but that doesn't count. I mean since puberty...)

I used to be extremely fat and I thought that's why I couldn't get any, so I lost weight and still I get none, so then I thought it was just my demeanor so I made an effort to change that and still nothing, I thought it was my hair (which used to be really long) so I cut it, etc, etc. I thought that college would be different than high school, more opportunities, etc. What more (bar hiring a prostitute) can I do? Surely there's someone out there for me?! And am I alone or are there others out there?


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14321246 - 04/20/11 02:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14321258 - 04/20/11 02:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i'm 23 and a virgin somehow, so don't feel bad. for me it has to do with fear of intimacy and an inability to love myself for who i am i've discovered.. moreso the fear of intimacy thing. deep seeded issues stemming from childhood. i've had more than my fair share of chances to get laid, it has just never felt right to me..

it's all gravy though, i'm working on it. maybe you have some type of similar issue? hard to say. dig deeper. it sounds like you could possibly benefit from learning to just be yourself and love yourself for who you are, not trying to change yourself to what you think people will love you for


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: waves] * 1
    #14321260 - 04/20/11 02:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

its all good man, dont sweat it... life changes fast and things end up happening one way or the other. life waves up and down man. and when you can, use those downs to make your up feel even more 'ohhh so sweet my friend'. trust me in life... youll do fine... things change


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: waves] * 3
    #14321264 - 04/20/11 02:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Forget about the sex and act like a rockstar!


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: skiddy] * 1
    #14321297 - 04/20/11 02:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

skiddy said:
Forget about the sex and act like a rockstar!




Yeah, ask yourself what would Frank Sinatra do?


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: owls]
    #14321300 - 04/20/11 02:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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owls said:
for me it has to do with fear of intimacy and an inability to love myself for who i am i've discovered.. moreso the fear of intimacy thing. deep seeded issues stemming from childhood.
that makes sense :thumbup:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: lifeinallday] * 1
    #14321426 - 04/20/11 03:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

frank sinatra ????

is this the shroomery or what hehe

try frank zappa ;P

I lost mine at 13 to an 18 year old.

kind of confused me to be honest but hey you get what you get.

better to just think about your future study hard get a good
job and make money.

I know its not all about money but a lot of women love the cash.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #14321626 - 04/20/11 05:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Are you hanging out with girls at all man? You do know you have to talk to them first before they will fuck you, it sucks but its in the rule book, i checked.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14321882 - 04/20/11 08:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yo, man.
I was a virgin till I was 20 (21 now).
I had never kissed a girl or done anything with a girl until I got my first girlfriend.

All I did was be myself. She came to me and since then, I've had sex WAY TOO MUCH lol.

Find some common places of interest, or social settings.
School and work are great places (I met my gf at work)


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14321890 - 04/20/11 08:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I'm a virgin!




CUT IT OUT


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
    #14321908 - 04/20/11 08:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I'm 18 (boy) and I've been struggling with loneliness and losing my virginity for years now! :frown: I used to be chronically depressed due to my loneliness (even suicidal) but I'm not so depressed over it anymore. But still, I can't believe that this still hasn't happened! Ive never even kissed a girl! (well I did when I was very young but that doesn't count. I mean since puberty...)

I used to be extremely fat and I thought that's why I couldn't get any, so I lost weight and still I get none, so then I thought it was just my demeanor so I made an effort to change that and still nothing, I thought it was my hair (which used to be really long) so I cut it, etc, etc. I thought that college would be different than high school, more opportunities, etc. What more (bar hiring a prostitute) can I do? Surely there's someone out there for me?! And am I alone or are there others out there?




Girls can feel this stuff ooze off of you, and the only ones who don't turn tail and run from it are ones who are looking to use and abuse you.

Work out, eat right, and take care of yourself.
Figure out what your life passions are and work towards them. What's your gift to the world?
Hang with male friends and embrace your healthy masculinity.
Create an awesome life with a solid plan for the future, and you'll find a LOT of women will want to join in. 

(Note: they'll hang around you but probably not be direct about the fact that they'd like to be invited to be more than just buddies with you - ask for dates from the girls who show positive interest in the fact that you take care of yourself or have good male friends you hold in high regard, or who get a twinkle in their eye when they listen to you talk about your life passions outside of the realm of women - those are ones who will cheer you on, instead of trying to control you into the corner)

Love yourself first, then others will be convinced you're a lovable person, too.  If you show others you don't love yourself, why should they be bothered to love you?  Out of sympathy?

Yech.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14321920 - 04/20/11 08:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
Are you hanging out with girls at all man? You do know you have to talk to them first before they will fuck you, it sucks but its in the rule book, i checked.




Ah, but there are times when mere eye contact conveys mutual interest, even with a complete stranger.  A man learning how to hold intense but not "stalkerish" eye contact with a woman can get a lot of information without ever uttering a word.

Not to say he won't have to still talk to her to close the deal, but a lot can be said without any word at all :wink:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14321960 - 04/20/11 08:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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skiddy said:
Forget about the sex and act like a rockstar!



Quote:

potgrrl said:
Work out, eat right, and take care of yourself.
Figure out what your life passions are and work towards them.



:awesomenod::thumbup:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: potgrrl] * 1
    #14322009 - 04/20/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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potgrrl said:
Quote:

Psychoslut said:
Are you hanging out with girls at all man? You do know you have to talk to them first before they will fuck you, it sucks but its in the rule book, i checked.




Ah, but there are times when mere eye contact conveys mutual interest, even with a complete stranger.  A man learning how to hold intense but not "stalkerish" eye contact with a woman can get a lot of information without ever uttering a word.

Not to say he won't have to still talk to her to close the deal, but a lot can be said without any word at all :wink:





Yeah, we kick ass. All we have to do to get you to fuck us is look you in the eye.

Girls, nope hours and hours in the bathroom, mall, tanning bed, dieting etc.

it must suck trying to get laid being a girl.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Psychoslut] * 1
    #14322028 - 04/20/11 09:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
Quote:

potgrrl said:
Quote:

Psychoslut said:
Are you hanging out with girls at all man? You do know you have to talk to them first before they will fuck you, it sucks but its in the rule book, i checked.




Ah, but there are times when mere eye contact conveys mutual interest, even with a complete stranger.  A man learning how to hold intense but not "stalkerish" eye contact with a woman can get a lot of information without ever uttering a word.

Not to say he won't have to still talk to her to close the deal, but a lot can be said without any word at all :wink:





Yeah, we kick ass. All we have to do to get you to fuck us is look you in the eye.

Girls, nope hours and hours in the bathroom, mall, tanning bed, dieting etc.

it must suck trying to get laid being a girl.




Bathroom?  Mall?  Tanning bed?  Heck, all I had to do was SWEAT and I had a line up of guys all googly eyed on me.  (martial arts chick)

But yes, orbiting guys (the "friends" who want sex but won't get it) tend to get mad when we choose to sleep with someone else other than them.  That's the most difficult part about getting laid that I've found there is.


Edited by potgrrl (04/20/11 09:05 AM)


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: potgrrl]
    #14322050 - 04/20/11 09:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ok what, Im having a hard time following what you said.
Did you say the hardest thing about a girl trying to get laid is having to reject all the guys friends?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: potgrrl]
    #14322063 - 04/20/11 09:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Im 18 and still got my V card, I have had several opprotunities throughout the years but never went for it. Its not all that hard, just be confident in your own skin and talk to girls more.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14322081 - 04/20/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Tri High said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
I'm a virgin!




CUT IT OUT




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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Psychoslut] * 1
    #14322285 - 04/20/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Ok what, Im having a hard time following what you said.
Did you say the hardest thing about a girl trying to get laid is having to reject all the guys friends?



i'm pretty sure she's saying not all girls have to put on a mask of makeup, go tanning, buy stupid expensive clothes at the mall, etc to get laid.
i kind of get the feeling you were joking with that comment, psychoslut. cause..it was stupid. only girls that want to fuck douchebag types are going to put that much effort into their appearance.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14322322 - 04/20/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yes I was joking, it was a sexist joke, kind of.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14322332 - 04/20/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant] * 1
    #14322502 - 04/20/11 11:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Lots of spot on advice in this thread. My 2c, just work on being the best "you" that you can be, just enough so that you are proud of who you are and comfortable being yourself. Thats when your confidence will shine through and the girls will pick up on that. If you are having confidence issues, there's usually some underlying insecurities... Is there something about yourself you're not happy with? Something in life that's not up to scratch or preventing you from reaching your goals? Bad habits?

Look deeply, identify and make the necessary adjustments. Anyways, you are only young and most likely still discovering yourself and learning who you are. Probably a complex personality that you have not yet learned to harness to your advantage. Don't sweat it  bud, I was in my early twenties when I started to understand and love myself to the point that I was comfortable in my own skin. And when you are comfortable in yourself, you exude confidence.

Of course the other option is to just get an "escort" lol. However, paid sex won't satisfy you as much as the real deal and will feel fake in comparison, so I don't recommend you go down that path. Probably best reserved for disgruntled married people who aren't getting what they need from their partner lol... Or you're just some kinky ass motherfuck and your missus won't go there.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14322550 - 04/20/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
Quote:

Psychoslut said:
Ok what, Im having a hard time following what you said.
Did you say the hardest thing about a girl trying to get laid is having to reject all the guys friends?



i'm pretty sure she's saying not all girls have to put on a mask of makeup, go tanning, buy stupid expensive clothes at the mall, etc to get laid.
i kind of get the feeling you were joking with that comment, psychoslut. cause..it was stupid. only girls that want to fuck douchebag types are going to put that much effort into their appearance.




^^ This.

Plus, yes, another difficult part about getting laid as a chick is having to deal with the guy friends who wish they were more than friends, getting all pissy and passive aggressive when they find out some other guy got "their nookie".

The jealous boyfriend act from a guy who hasn't been offered the title of boyfriend is soooooo annoying...


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: potgrrl]
    #14323365 - 04/20/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ok guys thanks. I'm actually not as desperate as I sound I just thought I'd post this and see. The anon function is amazing!

But... There's something else. I'm even embarrassed to post this in anon! I have an extraordinarilly small penis. Like seriously. When I was little and I'd go to the pediatrician my parents would ask about it and the doctor thought that I maybe had a hormone deficiency or something. I swear I'm not trolling! It's THAT small! So I'm afraid that once I DO have sex that it will end up just being embarrassing and that every time and with every person it will be the same humiliation. People say size doesn't matter and that usually translates to "you don't have to be like a porn star" but when you're BELOW average it matters indeed.

I've considered surgery and I think it's too late for hormones to have any effect. At the moment the surgery would be impossible because my parents would certainly find out and I don't have the money...

Maybe I just need to get really good at giving head? Lol


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14323646 - 04/20/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

we need pics of your penor to judge


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14323863 - 04/20/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sure give me a second...


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14323865 - 04/20/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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:Trollface:




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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14324302 - 04/20/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I'm 18 (boy) and I've been struggling with loneliness and losing my virginity for years now!

What more (bar hiring a prostitute) can I do? Surely there's someone out there for me?! And am I alone or are there others out there?




I was a total virgin until i was 19. Hadn't kissed a girl. Eventually you meet someone and once you get close things just happen. Who cares when you lose your virginity? Do you? Why? Because people tell you that you should have lost it already? Because you want to beat someone? Does it really matter in the grand scheme of things? People have lost it before you, people will lose it after you. Whats the point of comparing?

I wouldn't suggest paying someone for sex. Not a self esteem booster and its grimy.


Quote:

Anonymous said:
But... There's something else. I'm even embarrassed to post this in anon! I have an extraordinarilly small penis. Like seriously.

Maybe I just need to get really good at giving head? Lol




Well some guys are small when they aren't aroused. The vagina adjusts to the dude. Honestly a guy with 3 inches could still get a girl off.

Even if that doesn't work if you're in a committed relationship you could go down / incorporate a vibrator.

If the person really loves you I'm sure you could work things out somehow. Also if you're a virgin you probably don't understand how big you need to be.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: TrustYourSelf]
    #14325858 - 04/21/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well I hope that stuff about the vagina conforming to fit the dick is true... I was curious one day and I measured that my flaccid dick was about 2.5 inches (and it can get MUCH smaller when it decides to recede into my body or whatever. Sometimes it's practically non-existent!) and is about 5 or 5.5 inches when erect. Pretty small huh?


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14325945 - 04/21/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Its not the size of your boat, its the motion of your ocean


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14326116 - 04/21/11 02:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Damn, bro.  That's tiny.

Like, have you seen those videos of the monkey peeing in it's own mouth?

Well, per capita body size, your penis is as big as those chimpanzee's.
From what I'm gathering here.


I'll bet if you took to peeing like a drinking fountain and drinking it on camera or in Tijuana you might be successful in life.

If that's not your boat then you should definitely contribute to the internet community at large...




Edit:
#5 strikes again


Edited by Anonymous (04/21/11 02:07 AM)


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14326153 - 04/21/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Tyranisaurus Rex's cock was probably tiny compared to its body, yet he was considered king of the dinosaurs.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14326727 - 04/21/11 08:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Well I hope that stuff about the vagina conforming to fit the dick is true... I was curious one day and I measured that my flaccid dick was about 2.5 inches (and it can get MUCH smaller when it decides to recede into my body or whatever. Sometimes it's practically non-existent!) and is about 5 or 5.5 inches when erect. Pretty small huh?



5.5 ain't THAT small. That's about average, plus your dick doesn't actually completely stop growing till you're in your early 20s usually.
Anon #5 is trolling. :P  :trolldance:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #14326759 - 04/21/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Thats not that bad, IMO.

I get kind of turned off by guys who are above 7"....

You sound pretty normal to me. Its about the angles, motions and the amount of attention you pay the small physical cues we give you.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: TTT]
    #14326788 - 04/21/11 08:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Confidence, Bitches love that shit. They dont want some whinny needy "kid" that is going to be all quite and shy.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: collie man]
    #14326822 - 04/21/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Confidence, Bitches love that shit. They dont want some whinny needy "kid" that is going to be all quite and shy.




But sometimes we like to role play...


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #14326934 - 04/21/11 09:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

haha when you said extremely small i was thinking like 3 inches 5.5 is pretty normal. Plus you are 18 I didn't lose my virginity till I was 19 don't sweat it so much. Come back when you are 29 with a 2 inch dick and we will feel bad for ya.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: HuHEN] * 2
    #14326951 - 04/21/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol

does anyone else see this ad on here

Shop for: Microscope

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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: elliev]
    #14326955 - 04/21/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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lol

does anyone else see this ad on here

Shop for: Microscope

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Nice! :lol:


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14326961 - 04/21/11 09:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

call howard stern man, i remember that time howard got a hot porn star stripper bitch to fuck a half retarded guy with a little dick.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14326983 - 04/21/11 09:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck a fat girl for a while, ur stadards are to high for you level of game. You tell a fat girl shes pretty and buy her an ice cream and she'll be all over ur dingdong man. all joking aside you arent going to have pussy just land in ur lap unless you have money and are attractive. Women want to talk to someone who can keep a conversation and confidently do so, do you have any friends that can force you into social situations that know what they are doing? You'll get comfortable eventually.

Oh forgot about the little penis part, a girl wont say no once she sees ur dick she will just deal with it and work it because women love sex just as much as men. Learn how to give good head, it will do more for her than 30 minutes of uncoordinated normal sized dick action.

Your dick probably isnt as small as you think it is anyways, unless you gots a micropenis


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14326996 - 04/21/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Well I hope that stuff about the vagina conforming to fit the dick is true... I was curious one day and I measured that my flaccid dick was about 2.5 inches (and it can get MUCH smaller when it decides to recede into my body or whatever. Sometimes it's practically non-existent!) and is about 5 or 5.5 inches when erect. Pretty small huh?




Flacid size doesnt' really matter. You don't fuck when you're flacid...

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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: TrustYourSelf]
    #14327025 - 04/21/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Uh huh.. Heheh.. Ahahahahahah

This thread :laugh2:

Go microdick OP, GO!


P.S. Girls generally don't sleep with :foreveralone: or  :Trollface: so even if you are being truthful here, you're fucked (obviously not literally).


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: TrustYourSelf] * 1
    #14327295 - 04/21/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Well I hope that stuff about the vagina conforming to fit the dick is true... I was curious one day and I measured that my flaccid dick was about 2.5 inches (and it can get MUCH smaller when it decides to recede into my body or whatever. Sometimes it's practically non-existent!) and is about 5 or 5.5 inches when erect. Pretty small huh?




Flacid size doesnt' really matter. You don't fuck when you're flacid...

Virgins always think they're too small. Its about confidence and skill.





You are dumb dude, 5-5.5 is almost everage. If you find a girl that has a little smaller than average pussy, you will be pounding cervix in no time.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14327520 - 04/21/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Seriously. OP's dick obviously isn't that small.

Pretty sure almost all men face this anxiety at one time or another. OP, I was in the same situation as you. My dick is an inch bigger than yours but I still thought it was TINY and that's one of the many confidence/self-esteem related issues that kept me a virgin till I was 18, at which time I lost it to a fucking cuntdemon with a cavernous bergina.





Totally unrelated. sorry. Point is, OP, your dick will most likely satisfy many vag's in its time. Maybe you'll even have to fake an orgasm some time in your life after the girl's already had hers.. who knows? Mellow out and enjoy porn for a while. There's some really, really good free porn out there these days.

And none of them come with STD's. Just spyware.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: LSDXM] * 1
    #14327530 - 04/21/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I wouldnt suggest porn to someone whos never had sex or seen naked women in front of him or when he does start fucking he has this predetermined view on sex that isnt realistic. Im sure he looks at tons of porn already tho hes 18 lol


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: LSDXM] * 1
    #14327541 - 04/21/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Seriously. OP's dick obviously isn't that small.

Pretty sure almost all men face this anxiety at one time or another. OP, I was in the same situation as you. My dick is an inch bigger than yours but I still thought it was TINY and that's one of the many confidence/self-esteem related issues that kept me a virgin till I was 18, at which time I lost it to a fucking cuntdemon with a cavernous bergina.





Totally unrelated. sorry. Point is, OP, your dick will most likely satisfy many vag's in its time. Maybe you'll even have to fake an orgasm some time in your life after the girl's already had hers.. who knows? Mellow out and enjoy porn for a while. There's some really, really good free porn out there these days.

And none of them come with STD's. Just spyware.





You know what ya do on faking out a orgasm, act like you are getting it at the same time as you can tell she is, tricks her into thinking you have an amazing sexual bond together, lol.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #14327758 - 04/21/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should stop catering to what you think they want and just be yourself.

Also one of the best things you can do IMO is take the sex out of the equation at first so you can stop worrying about it. Get comfortable first so you can be yourself and not have to worry about that shit, cause they can tell if you are and it'll scare em away. I know its easier said then done but just try to not worry about it, relax and be yourself.

Getting a hobby or something that your passionate about is also good advice, it can keep you occupied and you'll become more confident and seem less boring more attractive if you have your shit straight.

As long as your comfortable with yourself and your not worrying about losing your virginity and coming across as all needy and shit (girls like a challenge and knowing that they could have you at any time is a turn off) then it'll happen.

Idk, I just felt a sense of relief when I stopped associating girls with sex and was able to just relax and be myself and think of them more as friends rather than possible girlfriends or sex opportunities. That's not to say you shouldn't still keep your eyes open for signs that they're interested, but there's nothing wrong with being just friends, it can even be beneficial to you and make you more desirable to other girls if they see you enjoying yourself with girls whether they're just a friend or not.


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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #14330001 - 04/21/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sex is not everything, look for a girl that you truely are interested in and really wanna be with... There is no rush or race, and who cares if you have a small penis? that doesnt really matter, just use your hands more ha


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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Pareidolia]
    #14330765 - 04/21/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

pics and/or didn't happen, etc..


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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: dummy]
    #14331326 - 04/22/11 01:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol it's true I've been watching porn since I was like 12 or something so I've seen TONS of it. But it certainly wouldn't be the first time I've seen a woman naked because I'm an art student and I've been doing regular nude figure drawing for like 5 years or so. But sex is different obviously... I'm rarely sexually aroused by figure models even if they're gorgeous. It's just not sexual.

Anyway, this thread has helped me in some weird way. Thank you.


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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14331678 - 04/22/11 03:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I'm 18 (boy) and I've been struggling with loneliness and losing my virginity for years now! :frown: I used to be chronically depressed due to my loneliness (even suicidal) but I'm not so depressed over it anymore. But still, I can't believe that this still hasn't happened! Ive never even kissed a girl! (well I did when I was very young but that doesn't count. I mean since puberty...)

I used to be extremely fat and I thought that's why I couldn't get any, so I lost weight and still I get none, so then I thought it was just my demeanor so I made an effort to change that and still nothing, I thought it was my hair (which used to be really long) so I cut it, etc, etc. I thought that college would be different than high school, more opportunities, etc. What more (bar hiring a prostitute) can I do? Surely there's someone out there for me?! And am I alone or are there others out there?




your penis size and the fact that youve fucked women mean very very little in the grand scheme of things. slow your roll; just start loving yourself.

Once you embrace that genuine inner love, those other aspects of life will come looking for you, or youll go looking for it instinctively.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: TTT]
    #14333174 - 04/22/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Thats not that bad, IMO.

I get kind of turned off by guys who are above 7"....

You sound pretty normal to me. Its about the angles, motions and the amount of attention you pay the small physical cues we give you.





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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: yogabunny]
    #14335049 - 04/22/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I hate these awkward forever alone threads that treat the other gender (whether it is a female or male making the thread) like a different species from outer space. The difference between male and female is a bit of hormones and some modified skin and bone structure really. Forget the delusions fed to you by memories based on anything except your own positive reality. It isn't "women" it is susie that wasn't interested, jill, and rachel. Those names are just examples of course, but you can understand what I mean. Just as you know guys with similar personalities, by sheer probability you have found incompatible gals with you at the given time. It is no biggie, and life certainly isn't over.

There is one thing you should be happy of-you have not impregnated anyone. That is more than a lot of people can say around where I live.

Keep your eyes open, but don't go around like you dropped a contact lens on the floor and have to stumble around trying to find something.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Lennyk]
    #14335186 - 04/22/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup::thumbup:

BE YOURSELF.  Even if you successfully manufacture a personality mask that pulls in tons of ladies, you probably won't be happy.


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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14337211 - 04/23/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus christ man, shut the fuck up. From wikipedia:  mean erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length.

When your eighteen about half of males is virgins anyway, so stop making such a big deal out of it. You are completely normal. Your still young, but you should learn to deal with your problems to make your life better. If you are going to let things like this break you down and start to think negative about yourself and your life, you are going to have a hard time ahead of you. Grow up and learn to tackle your problems without feeling so sorry about yourself, like the rest of us.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: yogabunny]
    #14343602 - 04/24/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
Quote:

TTT said:
Thats not that bad, IMO.

I get kind of turned off by guys who are above 7"....

You sound pretty normal to me. Its about the angles, motions and the amount of attention you pay the small physical cues we give you.





QFMFT




:thumbup::thumbup: It really doesn't sound like your dick is that small dude. Listen to these (alleged) internet ladies. They speak truth. You probably just think your wiener is tiny because you watch lots of porn, and dudes in porn strongly skew to the large side.

As others have mentioned and any woman will acknowledge, a big part of "having game" is simply being confident without being an asshole about it. The only way to have real confidence is to be yourself, which others have also mentioned in this thread. So to answer one of your questions: Yes, you should get great at giving oral sex and learn to love doing it, but not because of anxiety about your dick size - do it because you love pleasing your woman. See how this ties in with the whole confidence and self-assuredness thing we were just talking about? You're doing this for your own reasons, because you want to and because you are driven by your own heart, not as a reaction to what you expect a woman wants.

Having reviewed your concerns, I speculate that you're freaking out over basically nothing. I was a totally clueless virgin until I was 19, but in the 8 years since then I've had plenty of sexy times with the womens. Mostly in committed relationships. Eventually, if you get good at working the ebb and flow of being in a relationship, you'll find an awesome girlfriend like mine - she wants sex more often than I do! In other words, I get laid exactly whenever I want to :cool:

Enjoy women for the awesome, beautiful, and sometimes strange creatures they are, but do NOT put the pussy on a pedestal. Good women will dislike you for it, and bad women will take advantage of you for it. You're a MAN, and you need to be a man, and know that you're a man. However, that doesn't mean you have to fall into any stereotypes about men: It's okay to be a geeky man, a nerdy man, a really pathetically white man, a fat man, or whatever, just find your inner manliness and express it in your own way, and legs will spread eventually.

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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: freespeech]
    #14345638 - 04/24/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A girl isn't gonna walk up to you and ask if you wanna fuck. You gotta make it happen. Just talk to girls just like you would talk to anyone else. Be nice and funny. Tease them. It will happen. But the more you think about it the harder it is. Don't put the pussy on the pedestal


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Third i]
    #14346390 - 04/24/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

left hand pointing to your right foot :smile:

right hand pointing to the stars moving from left to right in a very
very exagerated way.

after me :smile:

Like a virgin .....

OOOHHHH

touched for the very first time.

like a viiirrrgiiin.

feel your heart beat next to mine.

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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: shroomedalice]
    #14347198 - 04/25/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:brilliant::highfive:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Joolz] * 2
    #14347699 - 04/25/11 06:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BOOMHAUER: Hey, no worries, li'l B, gonna get you back on track... talkin' 'bout secrets, dad-gum strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

BOOMHAUER: Dad-gum take a solemn oath, man. "Talkin' 'bout li'l B..."
BOBBY: "I, Bobby Hill..."
BOOMHAUER: "Talkin' 'bout cross my heart, tell you what."
BOBBY: "Do solemnly swear..."

BOBBY: This is your big secret? You just ask every woman you see until one of them finally says yes?
BOOMHAUER: Man, sh! Don't dang ol' tell my secret, man!


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    #14354121 - 04/26/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

bah, I've got a smaller wiener than that, I was a virgin till a year ago (I'm in my late 20's), then I decided to just be more egocentric (but not overly so) and now I've got a steady girlfriend and get laid plenty.  It's not that tough, when you're sad, just stop being sad and be awesome instead.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14355255 - 04/26/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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bah, I've got a smaller wiener than that, I was a virgin till a year ago (I'm in my late 20's), then I decided to just be more egocentric (but not overly so) and now I've got a steady girlfriend and get laid plenty.  It's not that tough, when you're sad, just stop being sad and be awesome instead.



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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: LSDXM]
    #14355261 - 04/26/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Threads that make you go hmm :69:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: shroomedalice]
    #14366699 - 04/28/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I lost mine at 13 to an 18 year old.

kind of confused me to be honest but hey you get what you get.






14 to a 19 for me.
And yea I was like wtf? o.0

Don't worry about sex, I honestly find it a hassle in alot of ways
But that's because I'd rather eat a buncha mushies with my friends and have a big mind spirit energy orgy where humanism isn't thought of and everyone's just a simple, complex, amazing being.

Not to say it's not good (or great) alot of the time, but I personally made too big of a deal over it when i was younger; and now kinda realize i was foolish.

If you get the urge to bang an 18 year old cause you "missed out on that age bracket" hire a sweet innocent hooker when you're old and grey instead of forcing yourself to do it now.

IMHO

Your first time is your only first time; don't throw it down the drain.

"You betcha son, I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast then later I'm going to take you down to the whore house so you lose you're virginity. Would you like that?"

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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Ingrimus]
    #14367591 - 04/28/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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"You betcha son, I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast then later I'm going to take you down to the whore house so you lose you're virginity. Would you like that?"



Dude I so wish my dad would've done that for me.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: LSDXM]
    #14368262 - 04/28/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Krash Kharma said:
Quote:

"You betcha son, I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast then later I'm going to take you down to the whore house so you lose you're virginity. Would you like that?"



Dude I so wish my dad would've done that for me.




Yea actually I'd have been be down for that.
Carbs, grease, n hookers... ftw.

But the point is only do it if you want, not if you think you need because of social pressures and such.

The only good pressure is a pressure cooker :vaped:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14368359 - 04/28/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I didnt lose my virginity till rather late due to self esteem issues. I had tons of opportunities as a teen but was always afraid I wouldnt perform well.

Looking back on it now i wish i wouldve just manned up.

I still struggle with not having much of a personality or social skills but some women become fascinated by me for some reason.


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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14368446 - 04/28/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:haha:


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