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OfflineJoolz
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: shroomedalice]
    #14347198 - 04/25/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:brilliant::highfive:


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OfflineLennyk
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Joolz] * 2
    #14347699 - 04/25/11 06:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BOOMHAUER: Hey, no worries, li'l B, gonna get you back on track... talkin' 'bout secrets, dad-gum strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

BOOMHAUER: Dad-gum take a solemn oath, man. "Talkin' 'bout li'l B..."
BOBBY: "I, Bobby Hill..."
BOOMHAUER: "Talkin' 'bout cross my heart, tell you what."
BOBBY: "Do solemnly swear..."

BOBBY: This is your big secret? You just ask every woman you see until one of them finally says yes?
BOOMHAUER: Man, sh! Don't dang ol' tell my secret, man!


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Anonymous #10

Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #14354121 - 04/26/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

bah, I've got a smaller wiener than that, I was a virgin till a year ago (I'm in my late 20's), then I decided to just be more egocentric (but not overly so) and now I've got a steady girlfriend and get laid plenty.  It's not that tough, when you're sad, just stop being sad and be awesome instead.


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OfflineLSDXM
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14355255 - 04/26/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
bah, I've got a smaller wiener than that, I was a virgin till a year ago (I'm in my late 20's), then I decided to just be more egocentric (but not overly so) and now I've got a steady girlfriend and get laid plenty.  It's not that tough, when you're sad, just stop being sad and be awesome instead.



Fantastic advice.


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Anonymous #9

Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: LSDXM]
    #14355261 - 04/26/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Threads that make you go hmm :69:


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OfflineIngrimus
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: shroomedalice]
    #14366699 - 04/28/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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shroomedalice said:

I lost mine at 13 to an 18 year old.

kind of confused me to be honest but hey you get what you get.






14 to a 19 for me.
And yea I was like wtf? o.0

Don't worry about sex, I honestly find it a hassle in alot of ways
But that's because I'd rather eat a buncha mushies with my friends and have a big mind spirit energy orgy where humanism isn't thought of and everyone's just a simple, complex, amazing being.

Not to say it's not good (or great) alot of the time, but I personally made too big of a deal over it when i was younger; and now kinda realize i was foolish.

If you get the urge to bang an 18 year old cause you "missed out on that age bracket" hire a sweet innocent hooker when you're old and grey instead of forcing yourself to do it now.

IMHO

Your first time is your only first time; don't throw it down the drain.

"You betcha son, I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast then later I'm going to take you down to the whore house so you lose you're virginity. Would you like that?"

=P


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LEARN TENACITY - HAVE PATIENCE.
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-Agar

THIS SHIT IS MAGICAL TRIPSTALMETH STOP JUDGEMENTING ON MY HABITS


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OfflineLSDXM
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Ingrimus]
    #14367591 - 04/28/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

"You betcha son, I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast then later I'm going to take you down to the whore house so you lose you're virginity. Would you like that?"



Dude I so wish my dad would've done that for me.


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OfflineIngrimus
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: LSDXM]
    #14368262 - 04/28/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Krash Kharma said:
Quote:

"You betcha son, I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast then later I'm going to take you down to the whore house so you lose you're virginity. Would you like that?"



Dude I so wish my dad would've done that for me.




Yea actually I'd have been be down for that.
Carbs, grease, n hookers... ftw.

But the point is only do it if you want, not if you think you need because of social pressures and such.

The only good pressure is a pressure cooker :vaped:


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"Don't attempt to stifle his experimentation because you have a hardon for me." -RogerRabbit

LEARN TENACITY - HAVE PATIENCE.
WITHOUT IT - YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED AT THIS HOBBY.
-Agar

THIS SHIT IS MAGICAL TRIPSTALMETH STOP JUDGEMENTING ON MY HABITS


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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14368359 - 04/28/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I didnt lose my virginity till rather late due to self esteem issues. I had tons of opportunities as a teen but was always afraid I wouldnt perform well.

Looking back on it now i wish i wouldve just manned up.

I still struggle with not having much of a personality or social skills but some women become fascinated by me for some reason.


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OfflineJwlst
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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14368446 - 04/28/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:haha:


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