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Psychoslut
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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14326961 - 04/21/11 09:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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call howard stern man, i remember that time howard got a hot porn star stripper bitch to fuck a half retarded guy with a little dick.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Fuck a fat girl for a while, ur stadards are to high for you level of game. You tell a fat girl shes pretty and buy her an ice cream and she'll be all over ur dingdong man. all joking aside you arent going to have pussy just land in ur lap unless you have money and are attractive. Women want to talk to someone who can keep a conversation and confidently do so, do you have any friends that can force you into social situations that know what they are doing? You'll get comfortable eventually.
Oh forgot about the little penis part, a girl wont say no once she sees ur dick she will just deal with it and work it because women love sex just as much as men. Learn how to give good head, it will do more for her than 30 minutes of uncoordinated normal sized dick action.
Your dick probably isnt as small as you think it is anyways, unless you gots a micropenis
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Anonymous said: Well I hope that stuff about the vagina conforming to fit the dick is true... I was curious one day and I measured that my flaccid dick was about 2.5 inches (and it can get MUCH smaller when it decides to recede into my body or whatever. Sometimes it's practically non-existent!) and is about 5 or 5.5 inches when erect. Pretty small huh?
Flacid size doesnt' really matter. You don't fuck when you're flacid...
Virgins always think they're too small. Its about confidence and skill.
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Uh huh.. Heheh.. Ahahahahahah
This thread 
Go microdick OP, GO!
P.S. Girls generally don't sleep with or so even if you are being truthful here, you're fucked (obviously not literally).
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Psychoslut
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Quote:
TrustYourSelf said:
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Anonymous said: Well I hope that stuff about the vagina conforming to fit the dick is true... I was curious one day and I measured that my flaccid dick was about 2.5 inches (and it can get MUCH smaller when it decides to recede into my body or whatever. Sometimes it's practically non-existent!) and is about 5 or 5.5 inches when erect. Pretty small huh?
Flacid size doesnt' really matter. You don't fuck when you're flacid...
Virgins always think they're too small. Its about confidence and skill.
You are dumb dude, 5-5.5 is almost everage. If you find a girl that has a little smaller than average pussy, you will be pounding cervix in no time.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Seriously. OP's dick obviously isn't that small.
Pretty sure almost all men face this anxiety at one time or another. OP, I was in the same situation as you. My dick is an inch bigger than yours but I still thought it was TINY and that's one of the many confidence/self-esteem related issues that kept me a virgin till I was 18, at which time I lost it to a fucking cuntdemon with a cavernous bergina.
Totally unrelated. sorry. Point is, OP, your dick will most likely satisfy many vag's in its time. Maybe you'll even have to fake an orgasm some time in your life after the girl's already had hers.. who knows? Mellow out and enjoy porn for a while. There's some really, really good free porn out there these days.
And none of them come with STD's. Just spyware.
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: LSDXM] 1
#14327530 - 04/21/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I wouldnt suggest porn to someone whos never had sex or seen naked women in front of him or when he does start fucking he has this predetermined view on sex that isnt realistic. Im sure he looks at tons of porn already tho hes 18 lol
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: LSDXM] 1
#14327541 - 04/21/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Krash Kharma said: Seriously. OP's dick obviously isn't that small.
Pretty sure almost all men face this anxiety at one time or another. OP, I was in the same situation as you. My dick is an inch bigger than yours but I still thought it was TINY and that's one of the many confidence/self-esteem related issues that kept me a virgin till I was 18, at which time I lost it to a fucking cuntdemon with a cavernous bergina.
Totally unrelated. sorry. Point is, OP, your dick will most likely satisfy many vag's in its time. Maybe you'll even have to fake an orgasm some time in your life after the girl's already had hers.. who knows? Mellow out and enjoy porn for a while. There's some really, really good free porn out there these days.
And none of them come with STD's. Just spyware.
You know what ya do on faking out a orgasm, act like you are getting it at the same time as you can tell she is, tricks her into thinking you have an amazing sexual bond together, lol.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#14327758 - 04/21/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You should stop catering to what you think they want and just be yourself.
Also one of the best things you can do IMO is take the sex out of the equation at first so you can stop worrying about it. Get comfortable first so you can be yourself and not have to worry about that shit, cause they can tell if you are and it'll scare em away. I know its easier said then done but just try to not worry about it, relax and be yourself.
Getting a hobby or something that your passionate about is also good advice, it can keep you occupied and you'll become more confident and seem less boring more attractive if you have your shit straight.
As long as your comfortable with yourself and your not worrying about losing your virginity and coming across as all needy and shit (girls like a challenge and knowing that they could have you at any time is a turn off) then it'll happen.
Idk, I just felt a sense of relief when I stopped associating girls with sex and was able to just relax and be myself and think of them more as friends rather than possible girlfriends or sex opportunities. That's not to say you shouldn't still keep your eyes open for signs that they're interested, but there's nothing wrong with being just friends, it can even be beneficial to you and make you more desirable to other girls if they see you enjoying yourself with girls whether they're just a friend or not.
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Sex is not everything, look for a girl that you truely are interested in and really wanna be with... There is no rush or race, and who cares if you have a small penis? that doesnt really matter, just use your hands more ha
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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Pareidolia]
#14330765 - 04/21/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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pics and/or didn't happen, etc..
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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: dummy]
#14331326 - 04/22/11 01:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol it's true I've been watching porn since I was like 12 or something so I've seen TONS of it. But it certainly wouldn't be the first time I've seen a woman naked because I'm an art student and I've been doing regular nude figure drawing for like 5 years or so. But sex is different obviously... I'm rarely sexually aroused by figure models even if they're gorgeous. It's just not sexual.
Anyway, this thread has helped me in some weird way. Thank you.
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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#14331678 - 04/22/11 03:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I'm 18 (boy) and I've been struggling with loneliness and losing my virginity for years now! I used to be chronically depressed due to my loneliness (even suicidal) but I'm not so depressed over it anymore. But still, I can't believe that this still hasn't happened! Ive never even kissed a girl! (well I did when I was very young but that doesn't count. I mean since puberty...)
I used to be extremely fat and I thought that's why I couldn't get any, so I lost weight and still I get none, so then I thought it was just my demeanor so I made an effort to change that and still nothing, I thought it was my hair (which used to be really long) so I cut it, etc, etc. I thought that college would be different than high school, more opportunities, etc. What more (bar hiring a prostitute) can I do? Surely there's someone out there for me?! And am I alone or are there others out there?
your penis size and the fact that youve fucked women mean very very little in the grand scheme of things. slow your roll; just start loving yourself.
Once you embrace that genuine inner love, those other aspects of life will come looking for you, or youll go looking for it instinctively.
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: TTT]
#14333174 - 04/22/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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TTT said: Thats not that bad, IMO.
I get kind of turned off by guys who are above 7"....
You sound pretty normal to me. Its about the angles, motions and the amount of attention you pay the small physical cues we give you.
QFMFT
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I hate these awkward forever alone threads that treat the other gender (whether it is a female or male making the thread) like a different species from outer space. The difference between male and female is a bit of hormones and some modified skin and bone structure really. Forget the delusions fed to you by memories based on anything except your own positive reality. It isn't "women" it is susie that wasn't interested, jill, and rachel. Those names are just examples of course, but you can understand what I mean. Just as you know guys with similar personalities, by sheer probability you have found incompatible gals with you at the given time. It is no biggie, and life certainly isn't over.
There is one thing you should be happy of-you have not impregnated anyone. That is more than a lot of people can say around where I live.
Keep your eyes open, but don't go around like you dropped a contact lens on the floor and have to stumble around trying to find something.
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Lennyk]
#14335186 - 04/22/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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BE YOURSELF. Even if you successfully manufacture a personality mask that pulls in tons of ladies, you probably won't be happy.
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Re: I'm a virgin and my dick is microscopic! [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#14337211 - 04/23/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jesus christ man, shut the fuck up. From wikipedia: mean erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length.
When your eighteen about half of males is virgins anyway, so stop making such a big deal out of it. You are completely normal. Your still young, but you should learn to deal with your problems to make your life better. If you are going to let things like this break you down and start to think negative about yourself and your life, you are going to have a hard time ahead of you. Grow up and learn to tackle your problems without feeling so sorry about yourself, like the rest of us.
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yogabunny said:
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TTT said: Thats not that bad, IMO.
I get kind of turned off by guys who are above 7"....
You sound pretty normal to me. Its about the angles, motions and the amount of attention you pay the small physical cues we give you.
QFMFT
 It really doesn't sound like your dick is that small dude. Listen to these (alleged) internet ladies. They speak truth. You probably just think your wiener is tiny because you watch lots of porn, and dudes in porn strongly skew to the large side.
As others have mentioned and any woman will acknowledge, a big part of "having game" is simply being confident without being an asshole about it. The only way to have real confidence is to be yourself, which others have also mentioned in this thread. So to answer one of your questions: Yes, you should get great at giving oral sex and learn to love doing it, but not because of anxiety about your dick size - do it because you love pleasing your woman. See how this ties in with the whole confidence and self-assuredness thing we were just talking about? You're doing this for your own reasons, because you want to and because you are driven by your own heart, not as a reaction to what you expect a woman wants.
Having reviewed your concerns, I speculate that you're freaking out over basically nothing. I was a totally clueless virgin until I was 19, but in the 8 years since then I've had plenty of sexy times with the womens. Mostly in committed relationships. Eventually, if you get good at working the ebb and flow of being in a relationship, you'll find an awesome girlfriend like mine - she wants sex more often than I do! In other words, I get laid exactly whenever I want to 
Enjoy women for the awesome, beautiful, and sometimes strange creatures they are, but do NOT put the pussy on a pedestal. Good women will dislike you for it, and bad women will take advantage of you for it. You're a MAN, and you need to be a man, and know that you're a man. However, that doesn't mean you have to fall into any stereotypes about men: It's okay to be a geeky man, a nerdy man, a really pathetically white man, a fat man, or whatever, just find your inner manliness and express it in your own way, and legs will spread eventually.
Godspeed.
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A girl isn't gonna walk up to you and ask if you wanna fuck. You gotta make it happen. Just talk to girls just like you would talk to anyone else. Be nice and funny. Tease them. It will happen. But the more you think about it the harder it is. Don't put the pussy on the pedestal
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Third i]
#14346390 - 04/24/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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left hand pointing to your right foot 
right hand pointing to the stars moving from left to right in a very very exagerated way.
after me 
Like a virgin .....
OOOHHHH
touched for the very first time.
like a viiirrrgiiin.
feel your heart beat next to mine.
HAHAHA
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