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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14322322 - 04/20/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yes I was joking, it was a sexist joke, kind of.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14322332 - 04/20/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant] * 1
    #14322502 - 04/20/11 11:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Lots of spot on advice in this thread. My 2c, just work on being the best "you" that you can be, just enough so that you are proud of who you are and comfortable being yourself. Thats when your confidence will shine through and the girls will pick up on that. If you are having confidence issues, there's usually some underlying insecurities... Is there something about yourself you're not happy with? Something in life that's not up to scratch or preventing you from reaching your goals? Bad habits?

Look deeply, identify and make the necessary adjustments. Anyways, you are only young and most likely still discovering yourself and learning who you are. Probably a complex personality that you have not yet learned to harness to your advantage. Don't sweat it  bud, I was in my early twenties when I started to understand and love myself to the point that I was comfortable in my own skin. And when you are comfortable in yourself, you exude confidence.

Of course the other option is to just get an "escort" lol. However, paid sex won't satisfy you as much as the real deal and will feel fake in comparison, so I don't recommend you go down that path. Probably best reserved for disgruntled married people who aren't getting what they need from their partner lol... Or you're just some kinky ass motherfuck and your missus won't go there.


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Edited by Kamoopstinoops (04/20/11 11:17 AM)


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14322550 - 04/20/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
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Psychoslut said:
Ok what, Im having a hard time following what you said.
Did you say the hardest thing about a girl trying to get laid is having to reject all the guys friends?



i'm pretty sure she's saying not all girls have to put on a mask of makeup, go tanning, buy stupid expensive clothes at the mall, etc to get laid.
i kind of get the feeling you were joking with that comment, psychoslut. cause..it was stupid. only girls that want to fuck douchebag types are going to put that much effort into their appearance.




^^ This.

Plus, yes, another difficult part about getting laid as a chick is having to deal with the guy friends who wish they were more than friends, getting all pissy and passive aggressive when they find out some other guy got "their nookie".

The jealous boyfriend act from a guy who hasn't been offered the title of boyfriend is soooooo annoying...


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: potgrrl]
    #14323365 - 04/20/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ok guys thanks. I'm actually not as desperate as I sound I just thought I'd post this and see. The anon function is amazing!

But... There's something else. I'm even embarrassed to post this in anon! I have an extraordinarilly small penis. Like seriously. When I was little and I'd go to the pediatrician my parents would ask about it and the doctor thought that I maybe had a hormone deficiency or something. I swear I'm not trolling! It's THAT small! So I'm afraid that once I DO have sex that it will end up just being embarrassing and that every time and with every person it will be the same humiliation. People say size doesn't matter and that usually translates to "you don't have to be like a porn star" but when you're BELOW average it matters indeed.

I've considered surgery and I think it's too late for hormones to have any effect. At the moment the surgery would be impossible because my parents would certainly find out and I don't have the money...

Maybe I just need to get really good at giving head? Lol


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14323646 - 04/20/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

we need pics of your penor to judge


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14323863 - 04/20/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sure give me a second...


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14323865 - 04/20/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
:Trollface:




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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14324302 - 04/20/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I'm 18 (boy) and I've been struggling with loneliness and losing my virginity for years now!

What more (bar hiring a prostitute) can I do? Surely there's someone out there for me?! And am I alone or are there others out there?




I was a total virgin until i was 19. Hadn't kissed a girl. Eventually you meet someone and once you get close things just happen. Who cares when you lose your virginity? Do you? Why? Because people tell you that you should have lost it already? Because you want to beat someone? Does it really matter in the grand scheme of things? People have lost it before you, people will lose it after you. Whats the point of comparing?

I wouldn't suggest paying someone for sex. Not a self esteem booster and its grimy.


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Anonymous said:
But... There's something else. I'm even embarrassed to post this in anon! I have an extraordinarilly small penis. Like seriously.

Maybe I just need to get really good at giving head? Lol




Well some guys are small when they aren't aroused. The vagina adjusts to the dude. Honestly a guy with 3 inches could still get a girl off.

Even if that doesn't work if you're in a committed relationship you could go down / incorporate a vibrator.

If the person really loves you I'm sure you could work things out somehow. Also if you're a virgin you probably don't understand how big you need to be.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: TrustYourSelf]
    #14325858 - 04/21/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well I hope that stuff about the vagina conforming to fit the dick is true... I was curious one day and I measured that my flaccid dick was about 2.5 inches (and it can get MUCH smaller when it decides to recede into my body or whatever. Sometimes it's practically non-existent!) and is about 5 or 5.5 inches when erect. Pretty small huh?


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14325945 - 04/21/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Its not the size of your boat, its the motion of your ocean


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14326116 - 04/21/11 02:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Damn, bro.  That's tiny.

Like, have you seen those videos of the monkey peeing in it's own mouth?

Well, per capita body size, your penis is as big as those chimpanzee's.
From what I'm gathering here.


I'll bet if you took to peeing like a drinking fountain and drinking it on camera or in Tijuana you might be successful in life.

If that's not your boat then you should definitely contribute to the internet community at large...




Edit:
#5 strikes again


Edited by Anonymous (04/21/11 02:07 AM)


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14326153 - 04/21/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Tyranisaurus Rex's cock was probably tiny compared to its body, yet he was considered king of the dinosaurs.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14326727 - 04/21/11 08:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Well I hope that stuff about the vagina conforming to fit the dick is true... I was curious one day and I measured that my flaccid dick was about 2.5 inches (and it can get MUCH smaller when it decides to recede into my body or whatever. Sometimes it's practically non-existent!) and is about 5 or 5.5 inches when erect. Pretty small huh?



5.5 ain't THAT small. That's about average, plus your dick doesn't actually completely stop growing till you're in your early 20s usually.
Anon #5 is trolling. :P  :trolldance:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #14326759 - 04/21/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Thats not that bad, IMO.

I get kind of turned off by guys who are above 7"....

You sound pretty normal to me. Its about the angles, motions and the amount of attention you pay the small physical cues we give you.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: TTT]
    #14326788 - 04/21/11 08:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Confidence, Bitches love that shit. They dont want some whinny needy "kid" that is going to be all quite and shy.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: collie man]
    #14326822 - 04/21/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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collie man said:
Confidence, Bitches love that shit. They dont want some whinny needy "kid" that is going to be all quite and shy.




But sometimes we like to role play...


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #14326934 - 04/21/11 09:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

haha when you said extremely small i was thinking like 3 inches 5.5 is pretty normal. Plus you are 18 I didn't lose my virginity till I was 19 don't sweat it so much. Come back when you are 29 with a 2 inch dick and we will feel bad for ya.


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: HuHEN] * 2
    #14326951 - 04/21/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol

does anyone else see this ad on here

Shop for: Microscope

:feelsbadman:


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Re: I'm a virgin! [Re: elliev]
    #14326955 - 04/21/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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elliev said:
lol

does anyone else see this ad on here

Shop for: Microscope

:feelsbadman:





Nice! :lol:


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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