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Bassfreak
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: floatingwater]
#14254966 - 04/07/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol i wish i could remember, saw some pretty weird stuff at bisco last year, but this story takes the cake i guess
i was at a Pretty Lights show in november of '09 and i had to go to the bathroom, so i go in there and everyone coming out looking grossed out and like wtf...so i walk in ther and found out why
some kid is in the stall, spun the fuck out (probly on K, he had that K face thing going on)...this kid is just sitting in the stall with no pants on with shit literally all over the place, like he was smearing it on the walls and stuff, fucking gross, pissing himself
kid got arrested and taken out on a stretcher not long after, probly like a 16 year old kid lol, fucked up
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: Bassfreak] 1
#14254975 - 04/07/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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this is not my story, but ive seen it on a couple forums..crazy shit here, must read.....
At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy... It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
Shit was crazy as hell.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: Bassfreak]
#14255281 - 04/07/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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..... and then the Kool laid guy busted through the wall, but the kool-aid was green instead of red! Oh man, shit was crazy as hell
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: Bassfreak]
#14258061 - 04/08/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Bassfreak said: this is not my story, but ive seen it on a couple forums..crazy shit here, must read.....
At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy... It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
Shit was crazy as hell.
okay... I was about to post another story about a crew at allgood '09 who went around the campsite doing glowstick war raids on individual campsites... but fuck it. That has to be the CRAZIEST fucking festy story I've ever heard. I doubt it's true... but still...
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
#14258993 - 04/08/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was DJing a small side tent at a midwest festi last year, when dude comes barreling into the tent and circling around like a damn tornado. He spins himself right into one of the sub boxes and knocks it over and falls to the ground. He then looks up at me sticks out his tongue that is covered in somekind of blue foam and blotter art and repeats some alien jibberish. His girlfriend who was very nice looking apologized highly embarrased and they walked away. It was the most WTF I have witnessed at a festy.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: WunderlandSpice]
#14259461 - 04/08/11 04:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man, I learned the hard way to not mess around near any chords or speakers. I luckily didn't unplug them, but I was tripping hard on 3 hits of acid and like .2 grams of molly. I hear "BLUNTS HERE!" from this awesome dude I just met (literally one of the coolest people I will ever meet I think) and I was like "OMG BRT!" and ran over. My friend was in front of me, and we both walked right on top of some wires that were holding together all the thangs.
This guy behind me was like "WOAH DUDE!" and I looked down and saw what I was standing on, slowly and carefully as FUCK turned around and gently stepped off the chords. I'm pretty sure I spent the next 5 minutes being like "dude I am soooooooooooooooo sorry!" I didn't want to thrash anyone's buzz cause I was tripping too hard and blindly followed my friend onto some wires.
Moral of the story, just stay away from chords and speakers.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: floatingwater]
#14298918 - 04/16/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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How would you like your words cooked? Medium well or rare? Posford will be spinning on the mainstage. Schedule just came out. Hopefully we cause a tear in space/time and get sucked into another dimension during the set.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: d00d557]
#14299207 - 04/16/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i was at smallish rave recently as i went in i met a really sad looking guy. three guys had robbed him of everything in the bathroom, right before the music started. i guess he was the sacrificial lamb.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: gabbaganchi]
#14312543 - 04/18/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well that sounds fun. Poor bugger.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: d00d557]
#14312573 - 04/18/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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first festival i went to, the first night an ex friend of mine got too fucked up. i mean, "too" fucked up...
it was a group of 6 people. we all took some acid and walked around, then this dude got drunk, started saying some really creepy shit. he kept asking all the girls with us if they were pregnant and he said he could smell "the after birth." that shit was SCARY... he got waaay too fucked up and creepy that we all deserted him one by one. me being the first to ditch the group.
he disappeared and then showed up the next morning right after the sun came up. disoriented, looked absolutely fucked out of his mind, and naked except the wife beater he was wearing... he didnt even have shoes.
idk what the fuck happened. but it freaks me out to think about. i stopped hanging out with him because of that festival. hes got some crazy demons inside him.
he walked up to where we were camped and just mumbled "campsite" then laid down and went to sleep. i walked off in awe. i was tripping pretty hard when this all happened.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: d00d557]
#14312581 - 04/18/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was smoking a joint with this dude I met at this show, it was dark, but I remember turning away for like 10 seconds, and look back to see his girl is sucking his dick.
I tried handing him the joint again but he was like "nah i'm good man."
I wish I had a chick like that.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: d00d557] 1
#14312817 - 04/18/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Umphrey's McGee show in South Bend, Indiana.
Now, it is well known that Umphrey's shows are riddles with drugs and alcohol. The police expect it, the concert goers expect it, and the community expects it. Sometimes, people like to get creative about how they distribute the drugs amongst people. These people were making fresh pizza in the back of their van (don't ask me how, they has some contraption). Anyway, they were crushing shrooms into the pizza and selling them for $5 per slice. Not a bad deal. However, they forgot to mention the fact that they were shroom pizza's to some girl who stood in front of me. I believe she ate like 3 to 4 slices. Anywho, she ended up tearing all of her clothes off, puking all over herself, screaming at the sky, and passed out on top of some dude.
Here is the kicker. She was the daughter of the Chief of Police. Umphrey's has since been banned from South Bend.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: Eat LSD]
#14314469 - 04/18/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
#14315907 - 04/19/11 07:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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These people were making fresh pizza in the back of their van (don't ask me how, they has some contraption).
Were they doing it using what looks like a regular kitchen oven facing out toward the back of the van? If so, those people are super old school, but a lot of people either really like or really dis-like them Lot drama
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: d00d557]
#14315978 - 04/19/11 07:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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d00d557 said: How would you like your words cooked? Medium well or rare? Posford will be spinning on the mainstage. Schedule just came out. Hopefully we cause a tear in space/time and get sucked into another dimension during the set. 
Well to be fair neither of us are technically right.. Shpongletron is on the interstellar sanctum stage which is in the middle of the field for the main stage area. So, either way it will be pretty cool.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: floatingwater]
#14317725 - 04/19/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have a few
Going in to a porta potty that had poop everywhere but in the toilet.
Seeing some deaf guy accidentally take molly instead of cocaine.
At Furthur I saw some guy who looked exactly like Chris Farley who out of his mind on LSD and dancing super funny everywhere and then he even busted out the "How can we get back on the right track?" line from that skit where he lives in a van down by the.
I've seen crazy orgy tents where people were paying 20$ to enter and there were like 10-15 people in this tent all getting it on with each other.
There were people dressed as a pack of wild gorillas at SCI and it was probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen to see all these guys in neon gorilla suits dancing around.... only to find out that it was really a bunch of good looking women and not men at all.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: JimLahey]
#14318160 - 04/19/11 03:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was at a smallish psytrance free party, which was behind some warehouses in this industrial estate somewhere, in a field. Anyway, this completely random man comes stumbling out of the darkness. And I don't mean some dreadlocked hippy on acid, he was probably about 60ish, in a full on suit. Not at all the type of guy you would expect to see at a psytrance party, this guy looked like some sort of office executive or some shit. But anyway, I was chatting to some guy, who had been talking to him, and everyone was saying with total earnesty, that this guy was Barack Obama's personal assistant.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: floatingwater]
#14318224 - 04/19/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Damn really? I took a leap and figured the interstellar sanctum may be on mainstage. So they are somehow putting it in the middle of the mainstage venue? hmm.
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: d00d557]
#14320177 - 04/19/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stages & Locations For Interstellar Meltdown A map laying out the stages and their exact locations for Interstellar Meltdown 2011 will be released soon. We can tell you this much; the layout will be slightly different this year and that includes the addition of the Interstellar Sanctum Stage which is located in the main concert field. More details soon
http://www.interstellarmeltdown.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=106&Itemid=56
Sounds like they've got some twisted shit planned out for this year
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Re: Craziest/Weirdest thing seen at a show or festival? [Re: floatingwater]
#14320356 - 04/19/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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this isnt really crazy or weird but is pretty funny.
on the last day of the last festy i went to i was wandering around at 4am looking for the first aid tent coz i felt like shit. everything was deserted all the stalls were closed. then out of the dark this guy storms up to me. he is all agitated and starts rambling on about whether anywhere is still open. i told him everything was closed and then i see in his hand a phonebook thick wad of spending tokens! he said he drunkenly bought 300 the night before and only found out that morning when he inspected his wallet.
300tokens @ $2.50 each + festival over
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