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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Mad River] * 1
    #14318455 - 04/19/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Mad River said:
A girl who doesn't like to give oral is just not that into sex. Dump her.




Couldnt have said it better myself. Nothing is more frustrating than being with a girl who doesnt have a sex drive. It sucks having such a vivid imagination, and such a boring/insecure lover.

On the other hand, in the midst of my recent travels, I came across one of the most awesome sexual beings I will ever meet. I couldnt keep my dick out of her mouth if I tried. She even swallowed. Blew my fucking mind. So dont give up....theyre out there :thumbup:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14318588 - 04/19/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^ 1+

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Fragment]
    #14318640 - 04/19/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I thought most girls swallowed :shrug:

otherwise i :bondage:


fucking walrus some of your comments made me :sad:

you said something like id take a kick in the balls right now haha

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: dshow] * 1
    #14318910 - 04/19/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well, maybe I'm a pussy then because I'm a very sexual guy, but at the end of the day my woman is more than just for sex. She's a person! My partner! There's a certain amount of respect in not making her do something if she thinks it's gross.
All of the positive aspects of the whole package outweigh blowjobs.  She's nice! She understands me, and appreciates my sense of humor. ALL relationships are a balance of give and take.
Haters keep hatin' but come back and tell me so after 15 years of marriage under your belt.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: flugelizor]
    #14318949 - 04/19/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i enjoy sucking dick as long as hes clean. if im intoxicated ive noticed that im better at sucking, but more sloppy at fucking... as for cum, honestly the feeling of warm bodily fluids freaks me out a little

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: shroomnymph]
    #14319013 - 04/19/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

im not hating. a relationship is different. I was jus speaking of most girls ive been with.

maybe they are all just dirty dirty sluts :shrug:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: dshow] * 1
    #14319218 - 04/19/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hey, if he was deeply in love, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation. I'm just saying, if you're really into hot, creative, wild sex, and she doesn't even like to give head, it's probably not a real good match sexually, and will only lead to deep resentment and frustration later on.

I'm not into making somebody do something they don't want to do, either.

I'm saying, if you're not sexually compatible, don't try to fit your square peg into her round hole. It won't be pleasurable for either of you.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Mad River] * 1
    #14319519 - 04/19/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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don't try to fit your square peg into her round hole. 




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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Mad River]
    #14320480 - 04/19/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I'm saying, if you're not sexually compatible, don't try to fit your square peg into her round hole. It won't be pleasurable for either of you.




Hahaha, that's fucking great.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Mad River]
    #14321680 - 04/20/11 06:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hey, if he was deeply in love, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation. I'm just saying, if you're really into hot, creative, wild sex, and she doesn't even like to give head, it's probably not a real good match sexually, and will only lead to deep resentment and frustration later on.

I'm not into making somebody do something they don't want to do, either.

I'm saying, if you're not sexually compatible, don't try to fit your square peg into her round hole. It won't be pleasurable for either of you.





It depends on how old she is, if the girl is 18-25 he might stand a chance of turning her into a dirty filthy afterall.
She is probably just putting on a front saying she dont do it because she doesnt want to do it for him yet. Then she will eventually decide to do it and act like its her first time giving head to try and make him feel special.

They do that shit all the time.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14321866 - 04/20/11 08:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
It depends on how old she is, if the girl is 18-25 he might stand a chance of turning her into a dirty filthy afterall.





There is definitely some truth to that, so I guess that just depends on what the relationship is worth to the OP. Dumping her may still be beneficial. She may come running back with her dick sucking lips primed and ready for action!

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Mad River]
    #14330190 - 04/21/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^ Lol.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Fragment]
    #14330478 - 04/21/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think I said it somewhere else in this thread but I'm not sure so I wanna say it again just in case. Most of you in this thread are total assholes.  Just throwin' it out there...

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: tokinman21]
    #14330642 - 04/21/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Thats what makes the world so rich. Diversity. The coming together of many opinions and ways of life. Its a beautiful thing. Dont take it for granted.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14335176 - 04/22/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I once was offered a blowjob by a girl I pulled up next to while waiting for fries at the McDonalds drive through. I started backing out after getting my fries and she had her friends who were out of the car stop me. She had a nice face but she had meth mouth. She asked where I was going and I said, "Leaving." and she was like what if I give you head. I said "Still Leaving" and left. Probably would have sucked my dick like never before. My friends in the backseat couldn't understand why I would turn down head. They were all black though and said they would have never turned down a white bitch.

Only blowjob I've ever said no to.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: CloudyInside]
    #14335353 - 04/22/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I always have girlfriends who I turn into filthy animals who will suck my dick on a whim, and then 4 months later they start over thinking the sex and back out. Its retarded.:wow:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Joolz]
    #14335646 - 04/22/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

then fuck em. they either put out for me. or fuck em. i dont like no bitches.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: dshow]
    #14337640 - 04/23/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My wife just gave me a blowjob after getting off on her silver bullet. She used the vibrator on my balls and asshole as she sucked me off. It was phenomenal. :cool::thumbup: :shrug:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14337670 - 04/23/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Mad River said:
A girl who doesn't like to give oral is just not that into sex. Dump her.





this is just not always true. my last GF loved sex, we would fool around for hours. sometimes she would get off more the 6 times a night. but she really didn't know what she was doing, i had to teach her like everything. anyways, she said she had never given a BJ before me, and the first couple where horrible, but then she figured it out, but never seemed to like it, i would always have to ask for one, that's lame.  and she had no issue with cum on her, it fact she liked me coming on her tits and stomach, but she hated it in her mouth. she would even stop and wipe the pre-cum of the head mid-BJ, agin, lame. still wish i was pounding her tho...


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