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wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread)
    #14317043 - 04/19/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If you got reincarnated as an inanimate object... man what the fuck! To live out your existence as a bowl and just have glorious subvstances put into it.. (i wouldnt mind that personally :shoosh:) but the getting burned aspect would really reeally fucking suck dick, dear god that wo8ld hurt, especially if the owner of the bowl was a really careful dude and you never broke? geezus leeroy man, fuck

or if you were a spoon? : :awewtf:  :awedisgust:  :awewtf:  :uh:  :learyharvard:  :crazybaby:  :ugh:  :sasha1:

damn. just... damn. or to be reincarnated as clothing. or a post on the shroomery... you'd just sit there... forever (or until the server crashed, or Prisoner #1's soul.exe file malfunctioned somehow, someway, which I don't want to even try to plumb in my current state)

Why am I so sure I've seen this thread somewhere... :hmm:

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission] * 1
    #14317064 - 04/19/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

how high are you man?

You wouldn't know you were that object, because it takes a brain to interpret.


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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317068 - 04/19/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what about a hot chick's favorite dildo?

wouldn't be so bad

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317071 - 04/19/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The worst possible reincarnation would be to become a pair of Wiccan_Seeker's underpants.

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: Anthony917]
    #14317108 - 04/19/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anthony917 said:
how high are you man?

You wouldn't know you were that object, because it takes a brain to interpret.




i'm somewhere between the infinite fractals trying to swarm my vision and hug/rape me simu;taneously and the... fuck man... i don't know what to do right now, i just cleaned the house (or tried to as the paper towel and Om in my headphones were doing something or other to my circuits and the bowl of weed tempting me which i was supposed to smoke an hour ago and the dj keyboard just sitting there with the microphone ready to record..

aha! now I remember what I was supposed to do today!

i just saaved m7syelf 8 hours and freed myself from the gaping jaws of the shroomery :kingtard:

im going to stop posting here for the rest of the day. or try to...

alright I'm going to just go out to my alley and smoke. and not type.

goddamnit. :prance:

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317122 - 04/19/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

good vibes man :mushroom2::mushroom2:


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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317132 - 04/19/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

but yes to be reincarnated as a bag of weed wouldn't be such a horrible thing... but what if you were a mushroom... the consciousness and the...

WHY AM I STILL IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER BUT WHY AM I RUSHING BUT THERE IS NO TIME BUT TIME IS THERE

but can you be reincarnated as time?

or space?

or mass...?

or a Big Mac?

im going to leave this in the hands of the shroomery wise committee of the pub

do some :sherlock:

or just discuss

too much overload of i forgot the music... is palying... oh man its this song. >_<

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: Anthony917]
    #14317141 - 04/19/11 12:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you are all and everyone at once, so you already are this thread and you don't even know it


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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: Salomon]
    #14317147 - 04/19/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:dontspillme:

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: Salomon]
    #14317169 - 04/19/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Salomon said:
you are all and everyone at once, so you already are this thread and you don't even know it




WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

NO I CANT

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317174 - 04/19/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

;___;

:dancingshroom:

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317182 - 04/19/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

its so cute............ no i need to make msic... but its cute... :dancingshroom:
O_O;

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317199 - 04/19/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I am he as you are he as you are me, and we are all together :heart:


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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317280 - 04/19/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

sunset_mission said:
its so cute............ no i need to make msic... but its cute... :dancingshroom:
O_O;





you trippin dawg


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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317325 - 04/19/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I want to be resurrected as this hat



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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: twighead]
    #14317349 - 04/19/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Salvia can potentially transform me into a chair.


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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: The Whale]
    #14317364 - 04/19/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If science is to be believed, we will all be reincarnated as inanimate objects (dirt, etc).


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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: NetDiver]
    #14317418 - 04/19/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Samurai Drifter said:
If science is to be believed, we will all be reincarnated as inanimate objects (dirt, etc).




It's not even science. Just toss your dead grandma outside, and assuming the dogs don't tote her off, she'll be dirt and fertilizer after awhile.

We're always conscious though. Without consciousness we have no way to detect if we "are" or "aren't" - thus we're always awake. Pretty nifty.


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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: The Whale] * 2
    #14317428 - 04/19/11 01:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i  lovwe all of you

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Re: wouldnt it suck to be reincarnated as a random inanimate object? (like this thread) [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14317469 - 04/19/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Its God loving itself man, good vibes, "we" love you too!


In the mean time try to figure out what this is about:




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