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Do you fake it?
#14314160 - 04/18/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Pretty simple.
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Where's the "I'm a guy and I couldn't give a fuck if you fake it or not" option?
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#14314179 - 04/18/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kid_Orgo said: Where's the "I'm a guy and I couldn't give a fuck if you fake it or not" option?
Other.
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TrustYourSelf
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#14314182 - 04/18/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kid_Orgo said: Where's the "I'm a guy and I couldn't give a fuck if you fake it or not" option?
Thats other. I never make enough options and then i can't go back and change it :P
Also i figured most guys would be for/against.
I've never had a chick fake it. Although i haven't been with many girls. Only time i couldn't get a girl off is if she was on meds that fucked with her orgasm.
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I use to, but not anymore. If he isn't making you come, best work on that instead of lying to him. And hell, the practice is fun.
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TrustYourSelf
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ChellePepper said: I use to, but not anymore. If he isn't making you come, best work on that instead of lying to him. And hell, the practice is fun.
In a relationship faking it is poor communication if you ask me.
If its a one night stand i think girls do it "to be nice".
But honestly faking it must suck. You're pretty much saying "thats great keep going" while thinking "goddamn this dude sucks". The guy isn't going to change it up if he thinks hes hitting the spot.
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BargainBab said: I'm a guy and I fake it on their face or their belly
Lol i've heard of guys faking it. My friend said he couldn't finish so he mounted her doggy then spit on her back.
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BargainBab said: I'm a guy and I fake it on their face or their belly
Lol i've heard of guys faking it. My friend said he couldn't finish so he mounted her doggy then spit on her back.
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BargainBab said: I'm a guy and I fake it on their face or their belly
Lol i've heard of guys faking it. My friend said he couldn't finish so he mounted her doggy then spit on her back.
Hahaha! I didn't think that could actually work! I usually just pretend that its so little that she wouldn't notice lol. Girls usually think its cute
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ChellePepper said: I use to, but not anymore. If he isn't making you come, best work on that instead of lying to him. And hell, the practice is fun.
In a relationship faking it is poor communication if you ask me.
If its a one night stand i think girls do it "to be nice".
But honestly faking it must suck. You're pretty much saying "thats great keep going" while thinking "goddamn this dude sucks". The guy isn't going to change it up if he thinks hes hitting the spot.
Yeah, I faked my way through a three year relationship in my early twenties. It sucked. My thought process was, I'll fake it so he will just got off me. I don't think my sex organs awakened until I was a little older. Now, if it isn't going to happen (unfortunate reality is that vaginas are stubborn and fickle sometimes), I just MAKE him come. : ) Thats fun, too. But then, I really enjoy sex with my dude.
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elliev
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TrustYourSelf said:
In a relationship faking it is poor communication if you ask me.
If its a one night stand i think girls do it "to be nice".
But honestly faking it must suck. You're pretty much saying "thats great keep going" while thinking "goddamn this dude sucks". The guy isn't going to change it up if he thinks hes hitting the spot.
poor communication? lolk. it's more of an oh well this shit is annoying/dont bother/give up now kind of thing tbh
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: elliev]
#14314428 - 04/18/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I didn't answer the survey because I'm a female and I used to fake it. I don't anymore. Should I choose the "dont fake it" options? It was something I did when I was much younger and felt like I was supposed to perform and make my boyfriend seem like he was pleasing me for some reason. I was really stupid. That was at least 8-10 years ago.
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: atayia]
#14315808 - 04/19/11 06:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm a guy and I had to fake it one time-believe it or not. It had been an hour of random sex things, and I got a text saying I had to be somewhere NOW. She wanted more, so I fucked for another five minutes and had to pretend to come (because I could have gone on 30+ minutes after already cumming so recently). Had to leave lol
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: Lennyk]
#14316126 - 04/19/11 08:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm a girl and I wouldn't fake it anymore.
I did with my ex after a while because no matter what I did, or how I showed him, he didn't get it. I got tired of him looking all hurt and being self conscious because then that got sexy time even more lame.....
ugh.
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: TTT]
#14316221 - 04/19/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bunch of fakers ITT :P
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: TTT]
#14316737 - 04/19/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm a guy.. I generally dislike fakers (although, I don't mind it occasionally).
I have faked when I've been too tired to perform, or wasn't in the mood, and she was done and wanting me to finish.
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im a faker hater. if i havnt been fucking a chick very long and she has a list of things that needs to be done before she can get off, but wont tell me about it, kind of immature i think.
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poor communication? lolk. it's more of an oh well this shit is annoying/dont bother/give up now kind of thing tbh
Well i think if you plan to be in a relationship you need to be honest when it comes to sex or itll just keep sucking if it sucks.
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TrustYourSelf said: Well i think if you plan to be in a relationship you need to be honest when it comes to sex or itll just keep sucking if it sucks.
sex has very little to do with building a relationship. yeah, it's important to a degree but you jus cant equate how many times you fuck in a day to see how much somebody loves you
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: elliev]
#14320498 - 04/19/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't quite understand what you mean. Sex has everything to do with building a relationship. Of course you can have casual, non emotional or temporarily lust filled encounters but there is a point where that will end. From a female perspective, wholesome sex comes from an established relationship based upon emotions and honest communication. The frequency of sex does not necessarily equate into that, unless of course you are not having sex at all or very infrequently when one partner wants it more often (within reason).
Honest communication would not involve "faking it", if you are done and the moment has ended for you then communicate to your partner that you are satisfied and you have well enjoyed yourself, and vice versa. There is no need to play theatre and make a fake scene of it, a mature partner would appreciate your honesty. Sex is not simply always about achieving orgasm.
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Anonymous said: I don't quite understand what you mean. Sex has everything to do with building a relationship. Of course you can have casual, non emotional or temporarily lust filled encounters but there is a point where that will end. From a female perspective, wholesome sex comes from an established relationship based upon emotions and honest communication. The frequency of sex does not necessarily equate into that, unless of course you are not having sex at all or very infrequently when one partner wants it more often (within reason).
Honest communication would not involve "faking it", if you are done and the moment has ended for you then communicate to your partner that you are satisfied and you have well enjoyed yourself, and vice versa. There is no need to play theatre and make a fake scene of it, a mature partner would appreciate your honesty. Sex is not simply always about achieving orgasm.
last guy i dated last month was really fascinated by me for some odd reason, and the first time we got intimate with each other it was like ehh to me???
idk. then i broke it off because sex just makes me feel whatever. maybe im just heartless and don't care. or i probably never done it w/ someone that i was emotionally into
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: elliev]
#14321030 - 04/20/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i usually just fake it until i make it.
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: elliev]
#14321669 - 04/20/11 06:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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TrustYourSelf said: Well i think if you plan to be in a relationship you need to be honest when it comes to sex or itll just keep sucking if it sucks.
sex has very little to do with building a relationship. yeah, it's important to a degree but you jus cant equate how many times you fuck in a day to see how much somebody loves you

For sure, love is when she does the dishes and makes cheese toasties without bitching.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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I'm a guy and I fake it. Super ugly girls corner me, and I just pull out and act like I bust in like 3 minutes. That way I'm no longer boning an ugly chick, and she is discouraged from trying again since she is unsatisfied.
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so fat ugly bitches run around trying to rape you huh?
thats a crime you know?
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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If you don't want to have sex with them, why even have sex with them?
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now that i think about it more.
Im pretty sure you are just coming up with shit to say to make it sound cool that you get off in 3 mins on fat chicks.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Psychoslut said: fat ugly bitches
Lol that whole fat thing is your fantasy, I never said fat.
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I don't get the point of faking. I guess if you're just fucking someone that you don't have a relationship with and you want to GTFO, then fine. As far as someone you are going to be with for a while - why fake?
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i've never actually faked it but recently during sex i'll start shaking or whatever and my guy thinks i'm cumming. he'll start saying "yeah baby cum for me" and i just kind of go with it- it's not like i'm going to say "ahem, im not cumming, it just feels good"
i've never came from penetration alone
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Not that, its just that if you are being cornered and made to feel like you have to have sex then i was guessing you are some skinny little gay and huge chicks are raping you in the back bedroom.
The only possible reason for you not to tell her to get out of your face and let you party is because you like it.
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For sure, love is when she does the dishes and makes cheese toasties without bitching.
i laugh at guys who work at Subway because they have to make me a sandwich
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: elliev]
#14322410 - 04/20/11 10:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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girls always feel good about it when men work for them, its no secret that its a huge ego trip for girls.
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if making a sandwich is a ego thing to u. u should get that checked out
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Psychoslut said: Not that, its just that if you are being cornered and made to feel like you have to have sex then i was guessing you are some skinny little gay and huge chicks are raping you in the back bedroom.
The only possible reason for you not to tell her to get out of your face and let you party is because you like it.
Maybe they are just really strong.
Anyway, you need a sense of humor you loser
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Anonymous said: loser 
coming from an anon
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Anonymous said: i've never actually faked it but recently during sex i'll start shaking or whatever and my guy thinks i'm cumming. he'll start saying "yeah baby cum for me" and i just kind of go with it- it's not like i'm going to say "ahem, im not cumming, it just feels good"
i've never came from penetration alone 
sucks you have a hard time getting off.
I usually don't mention the girl cumming until i can feel it.
Girls can't fake with me. When a girl orgasms a guy can feel the contraction. No contraction no orgasm. And i know girls can make it contract on command, but that feels different from an orgasm.
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Anonymous said: I'm a guy and I fake it. Super ugly girls corner me, and I just pull out and act like I bust in like 3 minutes. That way I'm no longer boning an ugly chick, and she is discouraged from trying again since she is unsatisfied.
A lot of guys will think they got their girl off multiple times but only a few can and I reckon it comes with practice.
Be honest with him.
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Re: Do you fake it? [Re: TTT]
#14327756 - 04/21/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've never had a chick fake it.
are you sure about that?
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i have faked it a few times, not anymore though.
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i have never faked it, nor would i ever. my moans and body language/movements let my guy know he's doing a good job, and i wouldn't want to lie to him about that or else he'd keep doing the same thing, thinking it felt good for me when in reality it doesn't! lol i know i wouldn't want him to fake anything. i'd be kinda embarassed if i had been doing something, thinking i've been doing a good job, and he lied and said it felt good. honesty is the policy! there's no shame in directing your SO when it comes to intimacy
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