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Invisiblewinningg
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know what grinds my gears
    #14313274 - 04/18/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

when im in the shower. and then i have to shit. that fucking grinds my gears man.


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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: winningg]
    #14313279 - 04/18/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was gonna say missing with the clutch


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: DrMambo]
    #14313281 - 04/18/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Then just shit. It all goes to the same drain


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: BargainBab]
    #14313295 - 04/18/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Then just shit. It all goes to the same drain




catch it and toss it in the toilet. I do that but I missed once and had to pick it up of the floor. I tried stomping it down the drain but poop in my toes feels gross


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: argg]
    #14313302 - 04/18/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I always take a dump beforehand.


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14313348 - 04/18/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yes better planning is in order


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: rackem]
    #14313357 - 04/18/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you uhh....you gonna eat that


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: argg]
    #14313360 - 04/18/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

fun wd fact: if you've consumed only drugs, fluids, and hard candy, the shower drain will accept your shit and puke
:themoreyouknow:


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: DrMambo]
    #14313379 - 04/18/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I always have to shit right when I walk into the bar, where, of course, I cannot shit...


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: fbi365]
    #14313587 - 04/18/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I always have to shit right when I walk into the bar, where, of course, I cannot shit...




Man the fuck up, pussy. Strange toilet ass never killed a man. Well that's probably not true.


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: robbyberto]
    #14313600 - 04/18/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I am not a public poopist, i am too vulnerable when i am sitting there with my junk tucked between my legs


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: fbi365]
    #14313609 - 04/18/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Do you get an erection when you poop at home? If not then that's really the only way that it works.


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: robbyberto]
    #14313627 - 04/18/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

its happened:lol:


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: winningg]
    #14313667 - 04/18/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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winningg said:
when im in the shower. and then i have to shit. that fucking grinds my gears man.




pshh, it happens fairly often.  I just jump out of the shower, hop on the toilet dripping wet, do the deed, wipe off, and jump back in the shower.  its actually kinda convenient.  although its clearly much better to shit then shower. but you can't tell your bowels how to do their job.


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14313732 - 04/18/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
I always take a dump beforehand.



same here. get the shower goin nice n hot. take a poop as the mist builds. perfecto!:super:


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14313758 - 04/18/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I've never hoped in the shower while urgently needing to shit. If you got the ninja shits though it could be a problem.


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: eek]
    #14313791 - 04/18/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: BoneMan]
    #14313835 - 04/18/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

winningg said:
when im in the shower. and then i have to shit. that fucking grinds my gears man.




pshh, it happens fairly often.  I just jump out of the shower, hop on the toilet dripping wet, do the deed, wipe off, and jump back in the shower.  its actually kinda convenient.  although its clearly much better to shit then shower. but you can't tell your bowels how to do their job.




This is apparently too complicated?


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: eek]
    #14313895 - 04/18/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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eek said:
If you got the ninja shits though it could be a problem.




Ninja shits!!! lol Awesome


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: winningg]
    #14314083 - 04/18/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Know what grinds my gears?

You America! Fuck you!


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: Digital Dreams]
    #14314231 - 04/18/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Going on walks and being considered "suspicious" by cops and "questioned". Basically asking a bunch of stupid questions that make me look like I'm somewhere I shouldn't be (i.e, alone in an empty park). Assholes. Bunch of angry bees now for some reason, they used to mind their own business.


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Re: know what grinds my gears [Re: winningg]
    #14314354 - 04/18/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i dont think i have ever had to shit when  i was in the shower.


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