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Doc_T
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Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado
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Hitachi Magic Wand.  
(Works for guys too, btw. Just sayin'.)
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Doc_T]
#14311731 - 04/18/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im gonna giver her a pounding tonight, out of nowhere...cleared the pipes last night....she'll either be pissed or pleased,not sure, but I guess only time will tell
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Psychoslut
The Mother Fucking Bear-o-dactyl

Registered: 12/10/02
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Loc: all up in ya
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Doc_T]
#14311740 - 04/18/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I am extremly comfortable with my sexuality, but still cant talk myself into putting stuff in my ass.
My girl tells me i should get drunk, and let her suck my dick and stroke my prostate at the same time.
Its just soooo scary
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14311746 - 04/18/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Feels weird...do it!
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Doc_T
Random Dude




Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14311770 - 04/18/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: I am extremly comfortable with my sexuality, but still cant talk myself into putting stuff in my ass.
My girl tells me i should get drunk, and let her suck my dick and stroke my prostate at the same time.
Its just soooo scary 
Guys, think of this in relation to girls that don't want to receive oral. There's no reason you should be uncomfortable with your gf playing with your ass, but you are.
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automan
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Quote:
Anonymous said: ....and after I eat her out she doesn't like my mouth near her or wont kiss me afterwards...
There's your answer
She doesn't like the way she tastes so she thinks that, no matter what you say, you feel the same way.
She sounds like a good candidate for domination. Not in an extreme sort of way, just take completely the male role. Climb on top and go at it for a while until you feel like you are relatively close to coming. Then slide down and munch it for a while doing the "come here" motion on her G-Spot with your index finger. Then after she is super riled up, climb back up her, grab her neck with one hand, and a handful of hair with the other and give her the longest, deepest kiss you've ever given her. Roll onto your back and say, "Climb On." Just from assuming that dominant role, I bet you will last a lot longer once she climbs on.
-------------------- No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Uzziel]
#14311790 - 04/18/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Doc_T said:
Does she have other "image issues"? Thinks she's fat, or thinks she has an ugly pussy or something?
No, just really not sexual is the only was I can explain it. Doesnt like talking about it, thinks certain things are gross (at least, says they are)...i.e. doesnt like 69 cuz its "puts my ass right in your face"...Im all like "yeah...and?..."
"I guess I can do it....for you!"
shit like that...
Thats when you say, Baby I love your ass in my face, I love you and you're beautiful body, there is nothing about you I don't like, I love to eat out your puss with your amazing ass right there"
Obviously if you don't reinforce it shes going to be self conscious about shit.
Any other suggestions as it pertains to her thinking shit is gross/too kinky???? She aint even religious and she has that mindset. She does all the drugs I do, so she's really cool in that respect, just thinks everything but BJs and "same ol sex" is too gross or something.
(im lucky in the respect that she offers to blow me fairly often)
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AUTOMAN  Good advice
Im gonna go caveman tonight, nothing to lose I suppose...
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Doc_T
Random Dude




Registered: 03/06/09
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Loc: Colorado
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Positive reinforcement. Gentle loving encouragement. Don't be pushy and don't get offended when she says no- enthusiastically proceed with the same ol' as if that's what you wanted all along.
Showering together can be one way to overcome squeamishness. She can't tell you not to eat her ass because it's dirty in the shower.
Edit- but don't just dive in! Work your way down her back.
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automan
blasted chipmunk


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Turn the heat up a little bit in the room too.
Once you've been covered in sweat and each others juices and you are still making out after awesome sex, all those juices seem to take on the aire of satisfaction rather than fear.
-------------------- No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: automan]
#14311859 - 04/18/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Who's horny?
Alright, kinda glad I made this post. Buncha good idea's that I probably wouldn't have thought of...
Thanks for the help, gentlemen (mostly, haha)
Hopefully I'll be waist deep in vaginal secretions tonight to be unable to report back

Thanks Doc, Auto, psycho and then rest
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Psychoslut said: a milwaukee sawzall.
I hear they make a quality "pussy pounder" 
Look up the Hitachi Magic Wand - I ordered mine online about 10 yrs ago and it's still goin' strong!
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Will do...before I looked it up, I was all like "Hitachi makes a dildo "
My problem is the fails due to the pills have gotten in my head and just drive me crazy, then, of course, I fail...and it multiplies the problem by not having sex and getting a hair trigger...I just need a good romp or 2 to get my mojo back, im sure...
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I just want her to be like "DAMN...I just got FUCKED!!!!!!"
Then I'll do some long term shit to make sure it stays fucked
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Psychoslut
The Mother Fucking Bear-o-dactyl

Registered: 12/10/02
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Dude you most likely wont be able to fuck her so hard she cant walk right and shit, if you are average.
Regardless of what your friends tell you, you cannot hurt a pussy, they are indestructible.
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14312511 - 04/18/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Noted
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claraclairvoyant
well oiled machine



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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14312980 - 04/18/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: Dude you most likely wont be able to fuck her so hard she cant walk right and shit, if you are average.
Regardless of what your friends tell you, you cannot hurt a pussy, they are indestructible.
don't listen to this dude, OP. he obviously doesn't have a pussy (lol) i'm still hurting a little from last night and this was no massive cock
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Psychoslut
The Mother Fucking Bear-o-dactyl

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yeah im sure it might be a little sore for a day.
but some assholes run around acting like they are hung like a pringles can and there girls have to have an episiotomy everytime they have sex.
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14313026 - 04/18/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tryin to please her, not get her stitches
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Dave Soderberg
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A lot of it may be psychological
If you are thinking of failure before you start fucking that's what is going to happen. The medication may have played a role in your ability to get it up and that is all you think of right before you fuck.
Staying hard can be difficult when all your thinking about is going soft
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