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She's sort a prude in the sexual aspect. She'd never admit to actually using the dildo on herself, but whatever...Im sure it's getting its use
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Anonymous said: A lot of helpful advice, thanks to all...I think psychoslut was right in how jerking it trains you to get off faster...
Thankfully she's pretty understanding, so we'll get thru this...
It's just that im trying so hard not to fail, that I cannot succeed...I hope
I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
It really doesn't make you get off faster. If you're about to finish take a break then keep going. You need to train yourself. Cock-mind connnection lol. I literally have never finished early in my entire sex life. I never finish until i want to. Which means she always cums first.
Weird she doesn't like being eaten out. Some girls require specific technique. Some girls just don't like it.
If you get your endurance up and let her ride you i don't see how it won't work.
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Psychoslut said: actually masturbating sets you up mentally for getting a quick nut because you are not trying to make it last.
he either needs pills or practice or little of both.
Are you a guy or girl? When i masturbate i have never raced to finish quickly. If you are completely unused to being touched down there you're much more prone to getting off early. If you masturbate regularly sex can actually become unappealing. Guys that masturbate too much can only finish by masturbating. I've had this happen to me before where i would always finish myself onto her. I just finished that way so many times i couldnt finish any other way.
Eventually i stopped jerking off so much and fixed that little issue. No one needs to take amphetamines to have or give an orgasm. Sorry. Masturbation is practice! If you never blow a load the next time you go to itll be faster, no doubt.
Im a very sexual guy. I masturbate and fuck allot. I have allot of experience, I can get off in three pumps if I feel I need to or I can fuck a few hours drugs or no drugs.
I dont get off quickly just from being touched, im kind of like a girl sexually in the sense that i need to be put into the mood, and i need intimacy before and after to make it a special experience.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
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Im a very sexual guy. I masturbate and fuck allot. I have allot of experience, I can get off in three pumps if I feel I need to or I can fuck a few hours drugs or no drugs.
I dont get off quickly just from being touched, im kind of like a girl sexually in the sense that i need to be put into the mood, and i need intimacy before and after to make it a special experience.
I'm not implying you get off easily. But it sounds like this guy does. If you don't masturbate at all generally you finish earlier unless you've trained yourself.
I'm the same way. If i want to finish right away such as a "quickie" while her parents are out i can be done right away. If theres more time you can make it last. You can train yourself.
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The best training is finding a good girl that will let you constantly dump loads in her without her getting off so you can get your practice out of the way.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14311135 - 04/18/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well that aint gonna happen 
I guess Ill lay off all pills and go on top til im desensitized and let her jump on and see what happens....
Sex is supposed to be fun, and here I am making it into a fucking chore the fuck has happened to me!
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I guess Ill lay off all pills and go on top til im desensitized and let her jump on and see what happens....
Sex is supposed to be fun, and here I am making it into a fucking chore the fuck has happened to me! 
You're just frustrated you can't get her off. Masturbation is practice. Let her jump on you chicks love that.
Once you get it figured out it won't be a chore anymore. You just need to find what works.
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Anonymous said: She's sort a prude in the sexual aspect. She'd never admit to actually using the dildo on herself, but whatever...Im sure it's getting its use
Sometimes you can play the selfish angle - "I want to watch you, do it for me". Wait until the mood is just right the first time, but once it's out in the open she may be more receptive.
Does she have other "image issues"? Thinks she's fat, or thinks she has an ugly pussy or something?
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Anonymous said: Well that aint gonna happen 
I guess Ill lay off all pills and go on top til im desensitized and let her jump on and see what happens....
Sex is supposed to be fun, and here I am making it into a fucking chore the fuck has happened to me! 
Yeah, let her ride you and make the motion, girls now how to make themselves cum using your dick better than you can make her cum using it.
Just let her ride and hold out brother, think about something else.
If you have some sort of extra sensitive dick you might try using a extra thick condom to help you practice staying in the love hole longer.
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Anonymous said: Well that aint gonna happen 
I guess Ill lay off all pills and go on top til im desensitized and let her jump on and see what happens....
Sex is supposed to be fun, and here I am making it into a fucking chore the fuck has happened to me! 
You're just frustrated you can't get her off. Masturbation is practice. Let her jump on you chicks love that.
Once you get it figured out it won't be a chore anymore. You just need to find what works.
Oh and OP dont feel bad, girls are full of emotional issues that cause them to not be able to orgasm. It could very well be her fault she cant do it.
Just like I used to think I suck at sex because I couldnt make girls squirt but my friends could. It has allot to do with your skill but then at the same time all the skill in the world wont do any good if the chick is holding it back on purpose.
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Doc_T]
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Does she have other "image issues"? Thinks she's fat, or thinks she has an ugly pussy or something?
No, just really not sexual is the only was I can explain it. Doesnt like talking about it, thinks certain things are gross (at least, says they are)...i.e. doesnt like 69 cuz its "puts my ass right in your face"...Im all like "yeah...and?..."
"I guess I can do it....for you!"
shit like that...
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Why does the sex end when you cum? That is just the warm up. After you cum, eat her out for like 5 mins.... then go back at it. You'll last much longer the next time and then you can get her off.
Or really, eat her out first and make her cum, then you fuck her. Rinse and repeat..
Don't be selfish man, if she hasn't gotten off by you in 3 months, even if its not by your dick, you're doing it wrong.. so fix it
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Does she have other "image issues"? Thinks she's fat, or thinks she has an ugly pussy or something?
No, just really not sexual is the only was I can explain it. Doesnt like talking about it, thinks certain things are gross (at least, says they are)...i.e. doesnt like 69 cuz its "puts my ass right in your face"...Im all like "yeah...and?..."
"I guess I can do it....for you!"
shit like that...
Thats when you say, Baby I love your ass in my face, I love you and you're beautiful body, there is nothing about you I don't like, I love to eat out your puss with your amazing ass right there"
Obviously if you don't reinforce it shes going to be self conscious about shit.
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Uzziel]
#14311656 - 04/18/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Somehow your crude boldness makes perfect sense 
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Uzziel said: you're doing it wrong.. so fix it

She just doesn;t like getting snacked on (lol?)...Gonna have to change that!
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Uzziel]
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I agree. If you are a potential life partner with someone absolutely nothing about them should gross you out at all.
And dont be selfish guys. I like to start out the whole thing kissing, and eating her pussy for like a half hour. Eating her out makes me excited and hard and gets her pussy super wet and ready for a hard pounding.
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Anonymous said: I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO. Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
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All this sounds great, but seriously, she doesn't really like getting eaten out...I knew this before I even tried But, of course I love it, so Ive done it with little reaction (other chicks used to love it, arched backs and all).....and after I eat her out she doesn't like my mouth near her or wont kiss me afterwards...
So, yeah....a little extra difficulty thrown in...Thinking im just gonna wait til after dinner, pick her up and go caveman on her ass...See where I end up
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The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO. Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
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Anonymous said: I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO. Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
Yeah, dont ever let her play with it by herself while you are home. If you are gone its fine, but if she decides she can get away with playing with a dildo instead of hate fucking you some shit is going terribly wrong. But dont ever let her think you are jealous of the dildo, make her think you think its amazing and play with it with her.
I made a custom pussy pounder for my chick, out of a big purple dildo and a milwaukee sawzall.
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The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO. Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
How about an unleaded one with a pull start j/k j/k j/k j/k
Plug in, eh? Never knew of such a thing
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14311706 - 04/18/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: a milwaukee sawzall.
I hear they make a quality "pussy pounder"
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