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circularvortex
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Re: Living in California, New Job. Great, right? ......RANDOM PISS TESTS FUCK! [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14308879 - 04/17/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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From what I read there was a bill in 2008 that the legislature voted in, but Schwarenfucker vetoed it
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realfuzzhead



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Re: Living in California, New Job. Great, right? ......RANDOM PISS TESTS FUCK! [Re: circularvortex]
#14308890 - 04/17/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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tis why i dont have a job. Id rather smoke weed and go to school full time.
soon enough though.
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Shroomism
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Re: Living in California, New Job. Great, right? ......RANDOM PISS TESTS FUCK! [Re: circularvortex]
#14308917 - 04/17/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you have an unsupervised test (which probably is) and want a virtually foolproof method buy one or two of those real powdered human urine kits... sounds dumb but it works. hella expensive but well worth it, just a little vial of powdered urine guaranteed clean, same samples they use to calibrate the machines.
add some warm water to powder at home ~30 mins before the test, comes with a hand warmer heater, wrap it around the vial and crotch it. Comes with a little temp strip on the vial so you can make sure it's the right temp before giving them the sample. For a sample to pass I believe it has to be between 90-100F. I've used it to get a previous job and passed with flying colors, as long as you have a little bit of advanced notice it's not problem.. and they don't usually just go oh go take a drug test right this second if it's not probation or someshit. If it's for a job they probably tell you to just go to a clinic at a certain time. The clinic person just gives you a cup and stands outside the bathroom. Also went that route because I heard some of the newer machines can detect synthetic urines
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circularvortex
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Re: Living in California, New Job. Great, right? ......RANDOM PISS TESTS FUCK! [Re: Shroomism]
#14338105 - 04/23/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: If you have an unsupervised test (which probably is) and want a virtually foolproof method buy one or two of those real powdered human urine kits... sounds dumb but it works. hella expensive but well worth it, just a little vial of powdered urine guaranteed clean, same samples they use to calibrate the machines.
add some warm water to powder at home ~30 mins before the test, comes with a hand warmer heater, wrap it around the vial and crotch it. Comes with a little temp strip on the vial so you can make sure it's the right temp before giving them the sample. For a sample to pass I believe it has to be between 90-100F. I've used it to get a previous job and passed with flying colors, as long as you have a little bit of advanced notice it's not problem.. and they don't usually just go oh go take a drug test right this second if it's not probation or someshit. If it's for a job they probably tell you to just go to a clinic at a certain time. The clinic person just gives you a cup and stands outside the bathroom. Also went that route because I heard some of the newer machines can detect synthetic urines
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Shroomism said: If you have an unsupervised test (which probably is) and want a virtually foolproof method buy one or two of those real powdered human urine kits... sounds dumb but it works. hella expensive but well worth it, just a little vial of powdered urine guaranteed clean, same samples they use to calibrate the machines.
add some warm water to powder at home ~30 mins before the test, comes with a hand warmer heater, wrap it around the vial and crotch it. Comes with a little temp strip on the vial so you can make sure it's the right temp before giving them the sample. For a sample to pass I believe it has to be between 90-100F. I've used it to get a previous job and passed with flying colors, as long as you have a little bit of advanced notice it's not problem.. and they don't usually just go oh go take a drug test right this second if it's not probation or someshit. If it's for a job they probably tell you to just go to a clinic at a certain time. The clinic person just gives you a cup and stands outside the bathroom. Also went that route because I heard some of the newer machines can detect synthetic urines
Thanks! I'm definitely gonna buy a couple of these to keep in my vehicle at all times.
I took my first drug test 3 days ago. That's right. I took a piss test on 4/20. When I emptied my pockets before going into the bathroom I glanced at my cellphone. It was exactly 4:20PM. The universe hates me.
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citricacidx
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Re: Living in California, New Job. Great, right? ......RANDOM PISS TESTS FUCK! [Re: Shroomism]
#14338137 - 04/23/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: If you have an unsupervised test (which probably is) and want a virtually foolproof method buy one or two of those real powdered human urine kits... sounds dumb but it works. hella expensive but well worth it, just a little vial of powdered urine guaranteed clean, same samples they use to calibrate the machines.
add some warm water to powder at home ~30 mins before the test, comes with a hand warmer heater, wrap it around the vial and crotch it. Comes with a little temp strip on the vial so you can make sure it's the right temp before giving them the sample. For a sample to pass I believe it has to be between 90-100F. I've used it to get a previous job and passed with flying colors, as long as you have a little bit of advanced notice it's not problem.. and they don't usually just go oh go take a drug test right this second if it's not probation or someshit. If it's for a job they probably tell you to just go to a clinic at a certain time. The clinic person just gives you a cup and stands outside the bathroom. Also went that route because I heard some of the newer machines can detect synthetic urines
holy shit... $43.95 for 1 test passing? damn
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Re: Living in California, New Job. Great, right? ......RANDOM PISS TESTS FUCK! [Re: circularvortex]
#14338145 - 04/23/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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circularvortex said: Thanks! I'm definitely gonna buy a couple of these to keep in my vehicle at all times.
I took my first drug test 3 days ago. That's right. I took a piss test on 4/20. When I emptied my pockets before going into the bathroom I glanced at my cellphone. It was exactly 4:20PM. The universe hates me.
What a cosmic joke.
Yeah, substitution is your best bet.
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1146-substitution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html
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rackem



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Re: Living in California, New Job. Great, right? ......RANDOM PISS TESTS FUCK! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14338165 - 04/23/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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keep looking for a new job.
but in the mean time scope the place out and see how random the random drug tests are.
california companies dont want to spend the money on the tests being with the economy the way it is and everything.
go have some beers with your fellow coworkers and see whats up.. thats the quickest way to get the lowdown
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