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Fungal-one
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So I met this chick from a dating site last night
#14302953 - 04/16/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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We start drinking heavily and taking other 'drugs'. She had her bff in tow, btw. They decide we should go to another bar. We go and I end up kickin it with this other girl. Well, the first girl's bff pulls out her tits , then the first girl falls on my and we all fall down. This was all it took to get us thrown out. We go back to the first bar and the bff passes out in the parking lot crying. We go back inside and I drink one more beer. I called my ride and went home.
This morning I get a txt; What happened to you last night? I landed in jail.
Bitch got a DUI.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Fungal-one]
#14302964 - 04/16/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dam dude u should have went home with her wtf???
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Fungal-one]
#14302972 - 04/16/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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Fungal-one
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: dshow]
#14302995 - 04/16/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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She was pretty steadfast in her no-pussy-tonight bullshit.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: dshow]
#14302997 - 04/16/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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holy shit
i dont know if i should laugh or not
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: elliev]
#14303037 - 04/16/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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/fail
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Fungal-one]
#14303039 - 04/16/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fungal-one said: She was pretty steadfast in her no-pussy-tonight bullshit.
Fucking karma man. It'll get you a DUI
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Fungal-one]
#14303040 - 04/16/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: She was pretty steadfast in her no-pussy-tonight bullshit.
so did u at least make out with her?
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: sunset_mission]
#14303045 - 04/16/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do ya'll remember when online dating was considered "sad" and a last option? Now it's all the fucking rage!
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Fungal-one
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: lil_demented]
#14303053 - 04/16/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, I had my hands all up in her panties n shit. I had her turned on but it wasn't happening.
Lmao@karma, I know right!?
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lil_demented said: Do ya'll remember when online dating was considered "sad" and a last option? Now it's all the fucking rage!
It's a quick way to meet people when you don't go out much like me. I pretty much work, fap and eat.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: lil_demented]
#14303060 - 04/16/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think it is still pretty sad and a last option.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Fungal-one]
#14303066 - 04/16/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: Yeah, I had my hands all up in her panties n shit. I had her turned on but it wasn't happening.
Lmao@karma, I know right!?
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lil_demented said: Do ya'll remember when online dating was considered "sad" and a last option? Now it's all the fucking rage!
It's a quick way to meet people when you don't go out much like me. I pretty much work, fap and eat.
hands how far down the panties are we talking?
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: sunset_mission]
#14303152 - 04/16/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Not far enough to get ham juices on mah fangers.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Fungal-one]
#14303162 - 04/16/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: Not far enough to get ham juices on mah fangers.
You could have at least lied and posted some random pictures of tits so we'd all rejoice and praise you.  I don't think your taking your troll classes seriously.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: lil_demented]
#14303198 - 04/16/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Fungal-one]
#14303203 - 04/16/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahaha thats funny you left and she gets a dui 
too bad you didn't bang either of them though
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Anthony917]
#14304987 - 04/17/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I will still pursue her ham wallet.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Fungal-one]
#14305015 - 04/17/11 08:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: the bff passes out in the parking lot crying. We go back inside and I drink one more beer. I called my ride
at this point I'm thinking 3some.
then...
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and went home
but then again,
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Fungal-one said: She was pretty steadfast in her no-pussy-tonight bullshit.
This is an ok excuse. I guess...
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: mrckb]
#14306260 - 04/17/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think you should have tried to get it on with the bff instead.
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Re: So I met this chick from a dating site last night [Re: Get-a-fix]
#14306577 - 04/17/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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sooo what did she blow?
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