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OfflineZOSO
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Share your stoned discoveries
    #14302554 - 04/16/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

whether its discovering an awesome combination like nutella and pizza, or that putting toilet paper in a toilet prior to dropping a deuce will lessen impact and prevent butt splash.
what are some of ya'lls discoveries :vaped:

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
    #14302560 - 04/16/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

don't give your girlfriend a drug she doesn't want to try.

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14302570 - 04/16/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That your pinky finger fits perfectly into your nostril.


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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14302572 - 04/16/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Taking a shit stoned is 3/4 of an orgasm


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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
    #14302575 - 04/16/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

tolerance is a bitch

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
    #14302584 - 04/16/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

free masons don't know shit

this world is coconutcrazy

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
    #14302593 - 04/16/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Take the wrapper off pizza before putting it in the oven. :awehigh:

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14302860 - 04/16/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I discovered my true self. :levitate:


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14302881 - 04/16/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

im not proud to be an americant


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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
    #14302899 - 04/16/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I figured out how speakers work and that TV was stupid.
One time I smoked weed, sat down on the couch and started watching TV, then I was like "This is fucking stupid" and went for a bike ride in the beautiful weather. Fuck you Anti-weed ads!

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
    #14302900 - 04/16/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Taking a shit stoned is 3/4 of an orgasm



Quoted for Truth

Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay had a pearl of wisdom.
"I'd rank pissin right up there with cummin and shitin."


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: limestoneman]
    #14302907 - 04/16/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

limestoneman said:
I figured out how speakers work and that TV was stupid.
One time I smoked weed, sat down on the couch and started watching TV, then I was like "This is fucking stupid" and went for a bike ride in the beautiful weather. Fuck you Anti-weed ads!




thats fuckin classic... fucka iphone smoking


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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
    #14302923 - 04/16/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

take the wrapper off of your suppository before administration

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
    #14302930 - 04/16/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
    #14302934 - 04/16/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Aser said:
I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.



to burp?

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
    #14302936 - 04/16/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Aser said:
I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.



u just made me burp

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14302956 - 04/16/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yes. It's fun to do with smoke.

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
    #14303290 - 04/16/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've made a ton of food discoveries - BLT with egg in one of those buns which have bacon and cheese on top. Easy, quick, cheap and very tasty!
Asian stores are a gold mine when you have the munchies. Kind of like a scratchie - no idea what yer buying until you bite into it


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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
    #14303306 - 04/16/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Don't put trousers on over your head.

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InvisibleThe Whale

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14303371 - 04/16/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Don't put trousers on over your head.




Once after a long mushroom trip, I woke up with my legs in the sleeves of my tshirt and my cock and balls hanging out of the neck.

Weird morning.


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