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ZOSO
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Share your stoned discoveries
#14302554 - 04/16/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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whether its discovering an awesome combination like nutella and pizza, or that putting toilet paper in a toilet prior to dropping a deuce will lessen impact and prevent butt splash. what are some of ya'lls discoveries
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sunset_mission
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
#14302560 - 04/16/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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don't give your girlfriend a drug she doesn't want to try.
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The Whale

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That your pinky finger fits perfectly into your nostril.
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mellowparty
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Taking a shit stoned is 3/4 of an orgasm
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Beanhead
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
#14302575 - 04/16/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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tolerance is a bitch
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Buckthorn
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
#14302584 - 04/16/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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free masons don't know shit
this world is coconutcrazy
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
#14302593 - 04/16/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Take the wrapper off pizza before putting it in the oven.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14302860 - 04/16/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I discovered my true self.
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rackem



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im not proud to be an americant
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limestoneman
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
#14302899 - 04/16/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I figured out how speakers work and that TV was stupid. One time I smoked weed, sat down on the couch and started watching TV, then I was like "This is fucking stupid" and went for a bike ride in the beautiful weather. Fuck you Anti-weed ads!
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Treefeeler
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
#14302900 - 04/16/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
mellowparty said: Taking a shit stoned is 3/4 of an orgasm
Quoted for Truth
Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay had a pearl of wisdom. "I'd rank pissin right up there with cummin and shitin."
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rackem



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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: limestoneman]
#14302907 - 04/16/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
limestoneman said: I figured out how speakers work and that TV was stupid. One time I smoked weed, sat down on the couch and started watching TV, then I was like "This is fucking stupid" and went for a bike ride in the beautiful weather. Fuck you Anti-weed ads!
thats fuckin classic... fucka iphone smoking
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sunset_mission
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
#14302923 - 04/16/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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take the wrapper off of your suppository before administration
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Aser
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
#14302930 - 04/16/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.
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sunset_mission
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
#14302934 - 04/16/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Aser said: I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.
to burp?
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sunset_mission
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
#14302936 - 04/16/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Aser said: I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.
u just made me burp
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Aser
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Yes. It's fun to do with smoke.
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chooken
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
#14303290 - 04/16/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've made a ton of food discoveries - BLT with egg in one of those buns which have bacon and cheese on top. Easy, quick, cheap and very tasty! Asian stores are a gold mine when you have the munchies. Kind of like a scratchie - no idea what yer buying until you bite into it
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
#14303306 - 04/16/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't put trousers on over your head.
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The Whale

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14303371 - 04/16/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: Don't put trousers on over your head.
Once after a long mushroom trip, I woke up with my legs in the sleeves of my tshirt and my cock and balls hanging out of the neck.
Weird morning.
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