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ZOSO
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Share your stoned discoveries
#14302554 - 04/16/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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whether its discovering an awesome combination like nutella and pizza, or that putting toilet paper in a toilet prior to dropping a deuce will lessen impact and prevent butt splash. what are some of ya'lls discoveries
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sunset_mission
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
#14302560 - 04/16/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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don't give your girlfriend a drug she doesn't want to try.
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The Whale

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That your pinky finger fits perfectly into your nostril.
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mellowparty
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Taking a shit stoned is 3/4 of an orgasm
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Beanhead
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
#14302575 - 04/16/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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tolerance is a bitch
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Buckthorn
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
#14302584 - 04/16/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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free masons don't know shit
this world is coconutcrazy
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
#14302593 - 04/16/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Take the wrapper off pizza before putting it in the oven.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14302860 - 04/16/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I discovered my true self.
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rackem



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im not proud to be an americant
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limestoneman
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
#14302899 - 04/16/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I figured out how speakers work and that TV was stupid. One time I smoked weed, sat down on the couch and started watching TV, then I was like "This is fucking stupid" and went for a bike ride in the beautiful weather. Fuck you Anti-weed ads!
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Treefeeler
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: mellowparty]
#14302900 - 04/16/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
mellowparty said: Taking a shit stoned is 3/4 of an orgasm
Quoted for Truth
Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay had a pearl of wisdom. "I'd rank pissin right up there with cummin and shitin."
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rackem



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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: limestoneman]
#14302907 - 04/16/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
limestoneman said: I figured out how speakers work and that TV was stupid. One time I smoked weed, sat down on the couch and started watching TV, then I was like "This is fucking stupid" and went for a bike ride in the beautiful weather. Fuck you Anti-weed ads!
thats fuckin classic... fucka iphone smoking
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sunset_mission
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
#14302923 - 04/16/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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take the wrapper off of your suppository before administration
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Aser
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: rackem]
#14302930 - 04/16/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.
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sunset_mission
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
#14302934 - 04/16/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Aser said: I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.
to burp?
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sunset_mission
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
#14302936 - 04/16/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Aser said: I figured out how to "breathe" air into my stomach while stoned.
u just made me burp
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Aser
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Yes. It's fun to do with smoke.
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chooken
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Aser]
#14303290 - 04/16/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've made a ton of food discoveries - BLT with egg in one of those buns which have bacon and cheese on top. Easy, quick, cheap and very tasty! Asian stores are a gold mine when you have the munchies. Kind of like a scratchie - no idea what yer buying until you bite into it
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
#14303306 - 04/16/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Don't put trousers on over your head.
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The Whale

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14303371 - 04/16/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: Don't put trousers on over your head.
Once after a long mushroom trip, I woke up with my legs in the sleeves of my tshirt and my cock and balls hanging out of the neck.
Weird morning.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: The Whale]
#14303379 - 04/16/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ZOSO
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14304540 - 04/17/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lololol
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ThatFatOldSun



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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: ZOSO]
#14304786 - 04/17/11 05:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Powdered donuts are in fact a 6th realm of sensation normally hidden to us.
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Re: Share your stoned discoveries [Re: chooken]
#14304794 - 04/17/11 06:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
chooken said: Asian stores are a gold mine when you have the munchies. Kind of like a scratchie - no idea what yer buying until you bite into it
FUCK YES! love random asian stores in the city. Its hit and miss but well worth it when you get something bad ass.
I often make 'discoveries' but am too stoned to remember them in the morning....
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