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Adam3295
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What is your worst F%^& Up?
#14297292 - 04/15/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man did I ever screw the pooch. I was attempting to leech some horse manure today because everything is still wet and thawing and I didn’t have naturally dried poo. In a deep sink in my utility room I filled up a pillow case with the manure and began running water through it. As I was squeezing the water out, the old fabric pillow case ripped at the seam sending poo fibers all down my drain. I quickly ran to the bathroom and grabbed a plunger and without even thinking sent more shit down the drain. After multiple tries with a snake and hours of plunging I gave up. Now my basement smells like horse shit and I have to call a plumber first thing tomorrow morning (Saturday) to fix my fuck up…..
Come on guys and make me feel better tonight. What’s the worst mistake that’s happened to you?
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STR80180
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Adam3295]
#14297339 - 04/15/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I burnt all the hairs off my arm and caused a massive fireball inside once after lighting a lighter in a boozy glovebox I felt like such an idiot me and my mate pissed ourselves laughing afterwards though. Pretty funny in hindsight like your situation how are you going to to explain that to the plumber?
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Adam3295
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: STR80180]
#14297355 - 04/15/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thats hillarious... I haven't a clue what I'm going to say to the plumber. Any ideas?
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Big Worm
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Adam3295]
#14297369 - 04/15/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell him it was those god damn kids!
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STR80180
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Big Worm]
#14297408 - 04/15/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah you definately need a scapegoat, got any children in the family? Even if you don't the plumber won't know
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Moronicus
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: STR80180]
#14297420 - 04/15/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just explain to the plumber that you went to a hot dog eating contest, got severely dehydrated, then constipated, and then someone played a prank on you with some ex-lax brownies.
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Adam3295
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: STR80180]
#14297425 - 04/15/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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No children. I live all alone. I may just say that I was washing my boots after shoveling the stalls. My grow room is just around the corner from the sink. Hopefully he wont have to mine out a pipe or something.
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Kid_Orgo



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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Adam3295]
#14297433 - 04/15/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wait, why do you need the plumber exactly?
Is the drain clogged now?
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Adam3295
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#14297457 - 04/15/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I could say it was the feces throwing monkey that lives in my closet.
It's one of the main drains. It is used by the utility sink, washing machine and who else knows what. I can't unclog it. I even ripped some of the drywall out so I could get a better angle with the snake. I am usually pretty handy, but this one is beyond me.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Adam3295] 2
#14298555 - 04/15/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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get some lye and pour a whole bottle down there, dont call a plumber the last thing you need is some nosey cunt snooping around and finding out your growing weight.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Adam3295]
#14298560 - 04/15/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Adam3295 said: I could say it was the feces throwing monkey that lives in my closet.
horse couldnt make it to the litter box?
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laruta_21
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: get some lye and pour a whole bottle down there, dont call a plumber the last thing you need is some nosey cunt snooping around and finding out your growing weight.
^^^^ you beat me to it lol
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4HO-DMT


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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14298688 - 04/15/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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We all fuck up occasionally, some more than others. One time I blacked out from drinking to much. I passed out. My roommates came home and were munching in the kitchen. I recall stumbling to the bathroom and taking a leak. What really happened, I was sleep walking. I walked into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator and proceeded to urinate into the fridge, right in front of my roommates. The next morning I woke up with no recollection and my roommate had to tell me about it. That was a fuck up that I will never forget.
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Adam3295
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I guess nobody else F's up on this site.
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Bodhi of Ankou said: get some lye and pour a whole bottle down there, dont call a plumber the last thing you need is some nosey cunt snooping around and finding out your growing weight.
Thanks, the lye worked in conjunction with a pressure washer jammed down the pipe.
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Adam3295]
#14302087 - 04/16/11 04:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Adam3295 said: I guess nobody else F's up on this site.
Nah, you're not the only one. I once came home from a festival and I always take food to cook and somehow one of the potatoes I took to bake ended up in my duffel bag. I was unpacking my clothes and found it and gave it a toss toward the bathroom trashcan but missed and it went into the toilet. I finished unpacking and forgot about it and later went and took a shit and remembered as soon as I flushed. Well, there was no reaching in to save it and it ended up lodged in the curved part of the toilet. A new wax ring and a bath in disinfectant later and harmony was restored to the time portal that is a bathroom.
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realfuzzhead



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Ummm 8th grade, was getting drug tested so i couldnt smoke weed. Found out meth only stays in your system for 3 days, did meth at school with sister, g/f and 3 other friends, Got expelled and I was the ASB president.
my parents were livid
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Adam3295
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14302232 - 04/16/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
realfuzzhead said: Ummm 8th grade, was getting drug tested so i couldnt smoke weed. Found out meth only stays in your system for 3 days, did meth at school with sister, g/f and 3 other friends, Got expelled and I was the ASB president.
my parents were livid
Holy Shit! You smoked meth in 8th grade? That's crazy. I guess that would be alot worse than clogging my drain with horse shit.
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realfuzzhead



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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: Adam3295]
#14302239 - 04/16/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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didnt really know what i was doing and no, we snorted it. 8th grader SHOULD NOT be doing meth. I was so hyper and fucking schizo furing the 40 hours or so i was awake after.
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Samuel L Jackson
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Re: What is your worst F%^& Up? [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14302247 - 04/16/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ha, that reminds me.
back when my friends and i were new to smoking bud my one friend found his dads meth pipe, and thought it was just a bowl so he took it.
i dunno why, but he brought it to school and they found him with it somehow... and that shit was baaaaaaad. we were in 7th grade and the school freaked out big time and was like "OH MY GOD THE 7TH GRADERS ARE SMOKING METH!!!!"
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realfuzzhead



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did he narc on the dad or just say he found it?
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