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OrgoneConclusion
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Deity Philosophy
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Late at night, when the universe is (relatively) quiet and The Lord gets tired of proclaiming "I am The Alpha and The Omega!" and "I am He who Am!" (The Lord's grammar is not always the best), he wonders "Who is the Pre-Alpha? How the fuck did I get here?"
Then he gets so frustrated that he blows up a star to relieve the pressure.
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stranger_danger
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kinda like when we rub one out cause we are bored?
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OrgoneConclusion
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Yeah, that was exactly my point.
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stranger_danger
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herm.. .scuse me whilst i go play god then
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Poid
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OrgoneConclusion said: (The Lord's grammar is not always the best)
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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jivJaN
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stranger_danger said: herm.. .scuse me whilst i go play god then 
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--------------------- All my posts in this forum are strictly fictional. They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively. I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal. If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..
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LunarEclipse
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: Late at night, when the universe is (relatively) quiet and The Lord gets tired of proclaiming "I am The Alpha and The Omega!" and "I am He who Am!" (The Lord's grammar is not always the best), he wonders "Who is the Pre-Alpha? How the fuck did I get here?"
Then he gets so frustrated that he blows up a star to relieve the pressure.
The Lord doesn't have to swear to make His point. Further, He never has a need to get frustrated and blow shit up. Pressure? Under Pressure? Why would the Lord plagiarize. He has no need to steal Queen's song. Freddy would not have been pleased.
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MutantBonobo
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When I get frustrated, I relive the pleasure...
Anyway, I have it on god authority that The Lord belongs to the Westboro Baptists Church and hates fags and Jews. He chose that church because he really doesn't have a clue how he got here and doesn't want to think too deeply about it. He finds their prepackaged belief system quite handy and likes the whole god based on human traits concept as it is easy to relate to, giving him comfort that he did the right thing in creating man. Amen.
-------------------- Lois, this family believes in the Easter Bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash. Now, if you wanna go to hell, that's fine, but don't drag the rest of us down with you like a mentally handicapped rooster. - Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
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