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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Deity Philosophy
    #14302103 - 04/16/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Late at night, when the universe is (relatively) quiet and The Lord gets tired of proclaiming "I am The Alpha and The Omega!" and "I am He who Am!" (The Lord's grammar is not always the best), he wonders "Who is the Pre-Alpha? How the fuck did I get here?"

Then he gets so frustrated that he blows up a star to relieve the pressure.


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Re: Deity Philosophy [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14302117 - 04/16/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

kinda like when we rub one out cause we are bored?


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Re: Deity Philosophy [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14302124 - 04/16/11 04:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, that was exactly my point. :rolleyes:


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Re: Deity Philosophy [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
    #14302128 - 04/16/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

herm.. .scuse me whilst i go play god then :whacker:


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Re: Deity Philosophy [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14302375 - 04/16/11 05:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
(The Lord's grammar is not always the best)


:lol:


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It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.


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Re: Deity Philosophy [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14303212 - 04/16/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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herm.. .scuse me whilst i go play god then :whacker:



:lol:


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I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..


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Re: Deity Philosophy [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14304504 - 04/17/11 02:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
Late at night, when the universe is (relatively) quiet and The Lord gets tired of proclaiming "I am The Alpha and The Omega!" and "I am He who Am!" (The Lord's grammar is not always the best), he wonders "Who is the Pre-Alpha? How the fuck did I get here?"

Then he gets so frustrated that he blows up a star to relieve the pressure.




The Lord doesn't have to swear to make His point.  Further, He never has a need to get frustrated and blow shit up.  Pressure?  Under Pressure?  Why would the Lord plagiarize. He has no need to steal
Queen's song.  Freddy would not have been pleased.



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Re: Deity Philosophy [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14305253 - 04/17/11 09:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When I get frustrated, I relive the pleasure...

Anyway, I have it on god authority that The Lord belongs to the Westboro Baptists Church and hates fags and Jews.  He chose that church because he really doesn't have a clue how he got here and doesn't want to think too deeply about it.  He finds their prepackaged belief system quite handy and likes the whole god based on human traits concept as it is easy to relate to, giving him comfort that he did the right thing in creating man.  Amen.


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