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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301451 - 04/16/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

We can tell by the way you post that you cut yourself in the dark and cry to Lincoln Park wishing you had a cock to suck.

Thats pretty gay when no one will let you give them head, brah.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
    #14301455 - 04/16/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I bet you get bullied in real life



i don't though

a swing and a miss

wanna try that again sport?

I'll give you 1 redo

go


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301467 - 04/16/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Okay, this is more than enough.

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InvisibleEminence
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301473 - 04/16/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I would probably bully you in real life. :shrug:


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InvisibleKid_Orgo
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
    #14301479 - 04/16/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wait, if I gave synapz a little cooling off period, I don't have to lock this.

We can all talk about balls again now.


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
    #14301486 - 04/16/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
I bet you get bullied in real life :lol:




i imagine this to be pretty true... alot of rage and stupidity from someone out of no where means they prly an unhappy person

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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14301508 - 04/16/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think I do want to put a bridle, bit, and reigns on a chicks head and then wrap the driving rope around my balls. Ill have some christmas bells hanging off my scrotum too.

i cant wait till friday now.

More pain more gain bro.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Invisibleteknix
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14301798 - 04/16/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's called tighty whities, lol. Just pull your penis out the pee hole, problem solved.

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: teknix]
    #14301806 - 04/16/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I used to wear those, until my penis grew too big

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: teknix]
    #14301808 - 04/16/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14301812 - 04/16/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

too hot for my climate

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InvisibleKid_Orgo
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: teknix]
    #14301814 - 04/16/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So wait, we're talking about pain from balls swinging around?

Because that's the best part, slapping your balls against her.


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InvisibleJesusGoneRogue
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301878 - 04/16/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

synapz said:
Quote:

You are full of shit. You can slam fuck the hell out of any girl fat or anorexic for hours and never cause a single hurts to your balls.




wow you sound like you get a lot of action *stands in awe of the mack daddy*

*rolls eyes*



ignore me too.

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Invisibleteknix
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14301900 - 04/16/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

sunset_mission said:
I used to wear those, until my penis grew too big




Thats why it becomes a balls holder :wink:

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura] * 1
    #14301920 - 04/16/11 04:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shave your balls and use duct tape. It can only work if you don't think about it.


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Invisibleteknix
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: robbyberto]
    #14301934 - 04/16/11 04:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ROFL!

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: robbyberto]
    #14303036 - 04/16/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
Shave your balls and use duct tape. It can only work if you don't think about it.




Have to shave your legs too, but this idea is foolproof.


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