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OfflineSprezzatura
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301252 - 04/16/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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synapz said:
with the balls to post that as the subject line and actually ask, mate, i'd have to say balls are not your problem.

Your problem is your mind = fail




*sigh* another troll.. this guy = fail, judging by his ratings it's looking like he's making fast friends and making a lot of valuable contributions to the forum.


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Offlinesynapz
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14301266 - 04/16/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady




stop saying 'brah' and typing like a buffoon or i'll be forced to click the trusty ignore button. don't make me do it mate, i will


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Offlinesynapz
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301278 - 04/16/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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*sigh* another troll.. this guy = fail, judging by his ratings it's looking like he's making fast friends and making a lot of valuable contributions to the forum.




that's not very nice to say at all :frown:


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301290 - 04/16/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Haha. Nobody here cares about you or if you ignore them. Look at your ratings. You've only been here 2 days. :laugh2:


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Offlinestranger_danger
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301295 - 04/16/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

synapz said:
Quote:

only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady




stop saying 'brah' and typing like a buffoon or i'll be forced to click the trusty ignore button. don't make me do it mate, i will





DO IT BRAH!!! DO IT HARD!!!! IGNOOOORE ME!! i dont think anyone is yet anyways... so id be glad for you to be my first :love:

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OfflineBargainBab
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301308 - 04/16/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wear underwear during the day so your balls aren't like eggs in bubblegum


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OfflineMoronicus
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301312 - 04/16/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

synapz said:
Quote:

only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady




stop saying 'brah' and typing like a buffoon or i'll be forced to click the trusty ignore button. don't make me do it mate, i will



ignored for saying 'mate'.


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A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

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OfflineSprezzatura
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
    #14301316 - 04/16/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Just remove the cock chastity part.





Hahahaha, I like that idea.
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stranger_danger said:
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Sprezzatura said:
I can spare some girth to make it longer if it helps my nuts from getting sore.  I'm comfortable with my dick size, I'm an excellent lover, but it definitely isn't the longest penis in the world, only 6inches long fully erect.




only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady




Over... I use the pull and pray method

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frylock91 said:
Yeah I was completely comfortable with mine too. But I feel like most guys even ones that are fine with theirs would add a little something if they knew they could. I used mine for like a month.




I wouldn't want to add too much length to mine, women, especially petite women/smaller women that comprise most of the women I've slept with, say that if it's a longer penis, that if the guy pounds real hard and all the way in, it can be uncomfortable and painful at times so they can't go all the way in and I like to just go barbaric on that shit. :wink:


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301372 - 04/16/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You are full of shit. You can slam fuck the hell out of any girl fat or anorexic for hours and never cause a single hurts to your balls.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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OfflineSprezzatura
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14301379 - 04/16/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No man, I'm serious.


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301386 - 04/16/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Its not the sex that did it young stud.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Offlinesynapz
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14301391 - 04/16/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

You are full of shit. You can slam fuck the hell out of any girl fat or anorexic for hours and never cause a single hurts to your balls.




wow you sound like you get a lot of action *stands in awe of the mack daddy*

*rolls eyes*


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301404 - 04/16/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

synapz said:
Quote:

You are full of shit. You can slam fuck the hell out of any girl fat or anorexic for hours and never cause a single hurts to your balls.




wow you sound like you get a lot of action *stands in awe of the mack daddy*

*rolls eyes*




can we all work together and find a way to perma-ban this troll before he gets any further?

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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14301412 - 04/16/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you can report all his posts until a mod gets pissed enough to ban you or him.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14301418 - 04/16/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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can we all work together and find a way to perma-ban this troll before he gets any further?



You have no idea what you're talking about what so ever


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301425 - 04/16/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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synapz said:
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can we all work together and find a way to perma-ban this troll before he gets any further?



You have no idea what you're talking about what so ever




thought you ignored me troll?

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InvisibleEminence
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301433 - 04/16/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

He does. Yeah, you're gonna get banned eventually.


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Offlinesynapz
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14301435 - 04/16/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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you can report all his posts until a mod gets pissed enough to ban you or him.



or you can stop being little bitches and wasting peoples fucking time with stupid fucking shit like complaining to a mod. deal with your shit yourself leave other fucking people out of it for christ sakes


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301441 - 04/16/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I bet you get bullied in real life :lol:


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Offlinesynapz
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
    #14301446 - 04/16/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yHe does. Yeah, you're gonna get banned eventually.



and you are going to cry like a little girl eventually


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