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OfflineSprezzatura
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Device to protect balls during sex?
    #14301101 - 04/16/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

They come up with everything right?  I was wondering if any guys know of any kind of contraption that protects your nuts while you're pounding a girl doggy style?

Seriously, my balls hurt.


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura] * 2
    #14301106 - 04/16/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Tuck them in your anus.


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura] * 1
    #14301109 - 04/16/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Have a longer dick.


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura] * 1
    #14301110 - 04/16/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Booty.


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301115 - 04/16/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

one time my gf put her headband around my balls, it felt really good

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301122 - 04/16/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
They come up with everything right?  I was wondering if any guys know of any kind of contraption that protects your nuts while you're pounding a girl doggy style?

Seriously, my balls hurt.



Get a nut bra.


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
    #14301141 - 04/16/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

frylock91 said:
Have a longer dick.



:laugh2:

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Offlinesynapz
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301148 - 04/16/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

with the balls to post that as the subject line and actually ask, mate, i'd have to say balls are not your problem.

Your problem is your mind = fail


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
    #14301155 - 04/16/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck outside in the cold :shrug:

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OfflineSprezzatura
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14301168 - 04/16/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

stranger_danger said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Have a longer dick.



:laugh2:




hahaha, yeah, that would probably help a little... I'll start stretching it out right away.


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14301171 - 04/16/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Fuck outside in the cold :shrug:



i know right


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301201 - 04/16/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
Quote:

stranger_danger said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Have a longer dick.



:laugh2:




hahaha, yeah, that would probably help a little... I'll start stretching it out right away.






Penis extender. They work, seriously. :thumbup:


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
    #14301208 - 04/16/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Its not the length that matters, its the girth.

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InvisibleEminence
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14301212 - 04/16/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It adds both lol.


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14301215 - 04/16/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Its not the length that matters, its the girth.



sounds like someone has a hockey puck dick :-P i find its not the length or girth... but how well u tie down the victim ... i mean... foreplay?

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14301225 - 04/16/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

post it in the rate my cock thread to decide this.

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14301229 - 04/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I can spare some girth to make it longer if it helps my nuts from getting sore.  I'm comfortable with my dick size, I'm an excellent lover, but it definitely isn't the longest penis in the world, only 6inches long fully erect.


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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301235 - 04/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just remove the cock chastity part.

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Offlinestranger_danger
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301237 - 04/16/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
I can spare some girth to make it longer if it helps my nuts from getting sore.  I'm comfortable with my dick size, I'm an excellent lover, but it definitely isn't the longest penis in the world, only 6inches long fully erect.




only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady

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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14301244 - 04/16/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah I was completely comfortable with mine too. But I feel like most guys even ones that are fine with theirs would add a little something if they knew they could. I used mine for like a month.


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