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Device to protect balls during sex?
#14301101 - 04/16/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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They come up with everything right? I was wondering if any guys know of any kind of contraption that protects your nuts while you're pounding a girl doggy style?
Seriously, my balls hurt.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura] 2
#14301106 - 04/16/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tuck them in your anus.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura] 1
#14301109 - 04/16/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Have a longer dick.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura] 1
#14301110 - 04/16/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Booty.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301115 - 04/16/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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one time my gf put her headband around my balls, it felt really good
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301122 - 04/16/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sprezzatura said: They come up with everything right? I was wondering if any guys know of any kind of contraption that protects your nuts while you're pounding a girl doggy style?
Seriously, my balls hurt.
Get a nut bra.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
#14301141 - 04/16/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: Have a longer dick.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301148 - 04/16/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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with the balls to post that as the subject line and actually ask, mate, i'd have to say balls are not your problem.
Your problem is your mind = fail
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301155 - 04/16/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fuck outside in the cold
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Sprezzatura
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stranger_danger said:
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frylock91 said: Have a longer dick.

hahaha, yeah, that would probably help a little... I'll start stretching it out right away.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14301171 - 04/16/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Fuck outside in the cold 
i know right
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301201 - 04/16/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sprezzatura said:
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stranger_danger said:
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frylock91 said: Have a longer dick.

hahaha, yeah, that would probably help a little... I'll start stretching it out right away.

Penis extender. They work, seriously.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
#14301208 - 04/16/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Its not the length that matters, its the girth.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14301212 - 04/16/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It adds both lol.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14301215 - 04/16/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Its not the length that matters, its the girth.
sounds like someone has a hockey puck dick :-P i find its not the length or girth... but how well u tie down the victim ... i mean... foreplay?
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post it in the rate my cock thread to decide this.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14301229 - 04/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can spare some girth to make it longer if it helps my nuts from getting sore. I'm comfortable with my dick size, I'm an excellent lover, but it definitely isn't the longest penis in the world, only 6inches long fully erect.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301235 - 04/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just remove the cock chastity part.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301237 - 04/16/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sprezzatura said: I can spare some girth to make it longer if it helps my nuts from getting sore. I'm comfortable with my dick size, I'm an excellent lover, but it definitely isn't the longest penis in the world, only 6inches long fully erect.
only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301244 - 04/16/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah I was completely comfortable with mine too. But I feel like most guys even ones that are fine with theirs would add a little something if they knew they could. I used mine for like a month.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301252 - 04/16/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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synapz said: with the balls to post that as the subject line and actually ask, mate, i'd have to say balls are not your problem.
Your problem is your mind = fail
*sigh* another troll.. this guy = fail, judging by his ratings it's looking like he's making fast friends and making a lot of valuable contributions to the forum.
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only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady
stop saying 'brah' and typing like a buffoon or i'll be forced to click the trusty ignore button. don't make me do it mate, i will
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301278 - 04/16/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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*sigh* another troll.. this guy = fail, judging by his ratings it's looking like he's making fast friends and making a lot of valuable contributions to the forum.
that's not very nice to say at all
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301290 - 04/16/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haha. Nobody here cares about you or if you ignore them. Look at your ratings. You've only been here 2 days.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301295 - 04/16/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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synapz said:
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only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady
stop saying 'brah' and typing like a buffoon or i'll be forced to click the trusty ignore button. don't make me do it mate, i will
DO IT BRAH!!! DO IT HARD!!!! IGNOOOORE ME!! i dont think anyone is yet anyways... so id be glad for you to be my first
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301308 - 04/16/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wear underwear during the day so your balls aren't like eggs in bubblegum
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301312 - 04/16/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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synapz said:
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only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady
stop saying 'brah' and typing like a buffoon or i'll be forced to click the trusty ignore button. don't make me do it mate, i will
ignored for saying 'mate'.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
#14301316 - 04/16/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Just remove the cock chastity part.

Hahahaha, I like that idea.Quote:
stranger_danger said:
Quote:
Sprezzatura said: I can spare some girth to make it longer if it helps my nuts from getting sore. I'm comfortable with my dick size, I'm an excellent lover, but it definitely isn't the longest penis in the world, only 6inches long fully erect.
only? american average is right about 5 1/4 inches i think... feed good with y0 extra 3/4 of an inch brah... slam it on home and man up... ur balls will feel better after that dump some spunk all in/over y0 lady
Over... I use the pull and pray method
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frylock91 said: Yeah I was completely comfortable with mine too. But I feel like most guys even ones that are fine with theirs would add a little something if they knew they could. I used mine for like a month.
I wouldn't want to add too much length to mine, women, especially petite women/smaller women that comprise most of the women I've slept with, say that if it's a longer penis, that if the guy pounds real hard and all the way in, it can be uncomfortable and painful at times so they can't go all the way in and I like to just go barbaric on that shit.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301372 - 04/16/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You are full of shit. You can slam fuck the hell out of any girl fat or anorexic for hours and never cause a single hurts to your balls.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
#14301379 - 04/16/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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No man, I'm serious.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301386 - 04/16/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Its not the sex that did it young stud.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
#14301391 - 04/16/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You are full of shit. You can slam fuck the hell out of any girl fat or anorexic for hours and never cause a single hurts to your balls.
wow you sound like you get a lot of action *stands in awe of the mack daddy*
*rolls eyes*
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301404 - 04/16/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
synapz said:
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You are full of shit. You can slam fuck the hell out of any girl fat or anorexic for hours and never cause a single hurts to your balls.
wow you sound like you get a lot of action *stands in awe of the mack daddy*
*rolls eyes*
can we all work together and find a way to perma-ban this troll before he gets any further?
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you can report all his posts until a mod gets pissed enough to ban you or him.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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can we all work together and find a way to perma-ban this troll before he gets any further?
You have no idea what you're talking about what so ever
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301425 - 04/16/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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synapz said:
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can we all work together and find a way to perma-ban this troll before he gets any further?
You have no idea what you're talking about what so ever
thought you ignored me troll?
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301433 - 04/16/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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He does. Yeah, you're gonna get banned eventually.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
#14301435 - 04/16/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you can report all his posts until a mod gets pissed enough to ban you or him.
or you can stop being little bitches and wasting peoples fucking time with stupid fucking shit like complaining to a mod. deal with your shit yourself leave other fucking people out of it for christ sakes
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301441 - 04/16/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I bet you get bullied in real life
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
#14301446 - 04/16/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yHe does. Yeah, you're gonna get banned eventually.
and you are going to cry like a little girl eventually
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301451 - 04/16/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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We can tell by the way you post that you cut yourself in the dark and cry to Lincoln Park wishing you had a cock to suck.
Thats pretty gay when no one will let you give them head, brah.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
#14301455 - 04/16/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I bet you get bullied in real life
i don't though
a swing and a miss
wanna try that again sport?
I'll give you 1 redo
go
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14301467 - 04/16/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: Okay, this is more than enough.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301473 - 04/16/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would probably bully you in real life.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
#14301479 - 04/16/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wait, if I gave synapz a little cooling off period, I don't have to lock this.
We can all talk about balls again now.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Eminence]
#14301486 - 04/16/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: I bet you get bullied in real life 
i imagine this to be pretty true... alot of rage and stupidity from someone out of no where means they prly an unhappy person
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#14301508 - 04/16/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think I do want to put a bridle, bit, and reigns on a chicks head and then wrap the driving rope around my balls. Ill have some christmas bells hanging off my scrotum too.
i cant wait till friday now.
More pain more gain bro.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Psychoslut]
#14301798 - 04/16/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's called tighty whities, lol. Just pull your penis out the pee hole, problem solved.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: teknix]
#14301806 - 04/16/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I used to wear those, until my penis grew too big
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: teknix]
#14301808 - 04/16/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: teknix]
#14301814 - 04/16/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So wait, we're talking about pain from balls swinging around?
Because that's the best part, slapping your balls against her.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: synapz]
#14301878 - 04/16/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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synapz said:
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You are full of shit. You can slam fuck the hell out of any girl fat or anorexic for hours and never cause a single hurts to your balls.
wow you sound like you get a lot of action *stands in awe of the mack daddy*
*rolls eyes*
ignore me too.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14301900 - 04/16/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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sunset_mission said: I used to wear those, until my penis grew too big
Thats why it becomes a balls holder
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: Sprezzatura] 1
#14301920 - 04/16/11 04:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shave your balls and use duct tape. It can only work if you don't think about it.
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: robbyberto]
#14301934 - 04/16/11 04:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ROFL!
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Re: Device to protect balls during sex? [Re: robbyberto]
#14303036 - 04/16/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: Shave your balls and use duct tape. It can only work if you don't think about it.
Have to shave your legs too, but this idea is foolproof.
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