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    #14299334 - 04/16/11 02:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence?



First contact... or are we just starting to wake up??


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #14299339 - 04/16/11 02:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dude if they can spin water in upside down cups then they can do anything penis related


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Konyap]
    #14299345 - 04/16/11 02:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I got first dibs on intercourse with a femalien.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Konyap]
    #14299347 - 04/16/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

HA HAHA ha HA If I had like a balloon and some lights I would like troll all of you guys so hard and be on the news.

(therefore UFOs are all fake and gay and have aids)


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism]
    #14299348 - 04/16/11 02:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the ones busting out of that mist are pretty cool.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14299350 - 04/16/11 02:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

how the fuck are aliens supposed to find us


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14299352 - 04/16/11 02:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
HA HAHA ha HA If I had like a balloon and some lights I would like troll all of you guys so hard and be on the news.

(therefore UFOs are all fake and gay and have aids)





if any pimp is getting the first intergalactic vagina its me man!


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Coaster]
    #14299353 - 04/16/11 02:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You've obviously never flown in an intergalactic beamship


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Konyap]
    #14299358 - 04/16/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

this is the audio from that one Tool song right? if so i always wanted to hear what was being said.
so when he says Art, that the Art from coast to coast?
anyway its a bit scary and i dont really like it, i always hoped that they would be good guys.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: monkiman]
    #14299360 - 04/16/11 02:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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monkiman said:
this is the audio from that one Tool song right? if so i always wanted to hear what was being said.
so when he says Art, that the Art from coast to coast?
anyway its a bit scary and i dont really like it, i always hoped that they would be good guys.




That was a hoax, the dude was just a good actor


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism]
    #14299386 - 04/16/11 02:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence?



First contact... or are we just starting to wake up??





http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14273579 ; :header:


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: propensity]
    #14299390 - 04/16/11 02:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thats what i thought, i heard a similar thing on another radio show. the question is, what motivates someone to fake something like this?
do these abductees/ex military in their minds believe that its real. or are they just looking for attention?
or are they intentionally spreading the myth to fuck with people?
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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14299407 - 04/16/11 02:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
HA HAHA ha HA If I had like a balloon and some lights I would like troll all of you guys so hard and be on the news.

(therefore UFOs are all fake and gay and have aids)





if any pimp is getting the first intergalactic vagina its me man!




Over my dead body.

You'd probably pick the femalien who had the entire intergalactic spaceship voyage up in thurr, son.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: monkiman]
    #14299413 - 04/16/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Contact seems to be in the collective subconscious of the people, The past year there have been a lot of shows/movies being released about aliens contacting us, usually with hostility :lol:

Humans bein all scurred of something more powerful then them and whatnot


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: monkiman]
    #14299417 - 04/16/11 02:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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thats what i thought, i heard a similar thing on another radio show. the question is, what motivates someone to fake something like this?
do these abductees/ex military in their minds believe that its real. or are they just looking for attention?
or are they intentionally spreading the myth to fuck with people?
any ideas?




I think of it as a kind of performance art. That monologue of his was quite the believable performance of a hysterical tinfoil hatter.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: propensity]
    #14299440 - 04/16/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

for some its a full time job:ahahaha:
i still dont commit any judgment to any side of the fence, nothing has proved it or disproved any of it, i am neutral.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #14299446 - 04/16/11 02:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have just been mindfucked
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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism]
    #14299447 - 04/16/11 02:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The ones with the long trails of mist and spirals are really cool.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Aser]
    #14299464 - 04/16/11 03:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you will get herpes from space frogs if you don't order them well done.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14300919 - 04/16/11 01:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

damn, this shit is nuts. Why the fuck would they come to this little speckof dust suspended in a sunbeam? and why would they be trolling us so hard and not just make contact?


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14301067 - 04/16/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ITs not just a little speck in a sunbeam, this little speck has life on it. I dunno about you but If I was a intergalactic femalien and I came across a planet of crazed apes who figured out the fundamentals of the world I would mos def pull up a chair and study that little speck.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism]
    #14301113 - 04/16/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

holy fuck

I haven't watched videos or tv in years, certainty since '09, WOW I have never seen a single video that was included in the collection... to have all that awesome video presented to me ALL AT ONCE was awesome lol. that is intense stuff. the call at the end gave me fucking chills

thanks for posting it


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: synapz]
    #14301227 - 04/16/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

a lot of that could have been fake. or real. much of it was fucking rad looking.
i saw UFO, once. i was sober... i'm not saying it was extra-terrestrial, or extra-dimensional. but it was unidentifiable as fuck. looked a bit like those first long thin ones in the vid


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14301233 - 04/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

self fulfilling prophecy :lolsy:


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14301247 - 04/16/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i want some of those spirals. i bet they fuck you up for days


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14301325 - 04/16/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ITs not just a little speck in a sunbeam, this little speck has life on it. I dunno about you but If I was a intergalactic femalien and I came across a planet of crazed apes who figured out the fundamentals of the world I would mos def pull up a chair and study that little speck.




true true, I guess I mean more of the fact that we are soo far away from other stars and galaxies it seems almost impossible for them to get here and if they did make it here where do they go when they leave? it takes soo long even at the speed of light to anywhere once youre outside our solar system,

unless theyre usin wormholes :Awesketch:


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14301358 - 04/16/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i want some of those spirals. i bet they fuck you up for days



if you want a spiral that will REALLY trip you out, look at your fucking future destiny son

that is FUCKED


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14301359 - 04/16/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ten bucks says they release a virus upon us that leads to a, yup thats right. zombie outbreak!


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: synapz]
    #14301377 - 04/16/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i want some of those spirals. i bet they fuck you up for days



if you want a spiral that will REALLY trip you out, look at your fucking future destiny son

that is FUCKED



it certainly is.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14301405 - 04/16/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

UFO Sightings January 2011


UFO fleet - flight route Japan - UK, Japan



triangle UFO - TR-3B? - Venezuela



daytime UFO - Mexico



Los Angeles, California



Santiago, Chile 1



Santiago, Chile 2



Denver, Colorado



Lima, Peru



Lake Elsinore, California



V-formation - USA



Islamabad, Pakistan



Powhatan in Virginia



Innsbruck, Austria



Victoria, B.C., Canada



Samnanger in Norway



Chepstow in Wales, UK


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism]
    #14301537 - 04/16/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I believe in aliens, but I think that they are too fucking smart to bother with earth. We are a bunch of germs to them, proboolay.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism]
    #14301541 - 04/16/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I want to believe  :et:

But, having never seen a UFO personally and not considering any of the videos i've watched as evidence, I don't.

They're out there somewhere though, they gotta be.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: MeowMix96]
    #14301543 - 04/16/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

why 96?


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14301548 - 04/16/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ten bucks says they release a virus upon us that leads to a, yup thats right. zombie outbreak!



YAY!!! I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. BRING IT ON!!


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: MeowMix96]
    #14301577 - 04/16/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i watched the video in the OP until they decided to flash a picture of the "all seeing eye" on the dollar bill

:lolsy:

:tinfoil: to the maximum.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14301598 - 04/16/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i'm ready for a taste of some alien drugs.

this shit right here nigga!

this shit right here nigga!

this shit is space weed. :smokeweedallday:


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14301601 - 04/16/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Because if they have the technology to fly across the universe they are probaly way way more evolved then we are.
I don't think there is anything we could offer them and they have problay gotten over the urge to play god.
Of course all of my assumptions are based on the fact that their technology would be advanced enough to make it here and said techonology took a more "evolved" species to design.
I could be wrong, maybe things evolved differently on other planets and they aren't any more advanced then we are, but I doubt it.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14301630 - 04/16/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well I used to watch sightings on sic fi in my teen years and it used to scare the shit out of me bc we only had two lights on our property.  I never believed just scared myself into believing it could be out there.

So by far am I a believer but when I was traveling across Texas and crossed the nm border(wherever the west bound customs bp station was) we were pulling awAy from it and all of a sudden I saw a huge bright light to the south.  Thought it was an airplane or heli but it quickly went into the horizon and vanished almost instantly. 

My theory was they have the craft, they're just watching for those fence jumpers lol.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14301633 - 04/16/11 03:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i'm ready for a taste of some alien drugs.

this shit right here nigga!

this shit right here nigga!

this shit is space weed. :smokeweedallday:





If they are capable of space travel and have sweet ships, they probably have the best of the best of drugs. Who knows if they would affect us though.

Also, in Star Trek, why don't they ever have their materializer make them stuff? Computer, I would like a vial of LSD please.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism]
    #14301712 - 04/16/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

They're coming to take me away.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14301724 - 04/16/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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self fulfilling prophecy :lolsy:



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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14301971 - 04/16/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
ITs not just a little speck in a sunbeam, this little speck has life on it. I dunno about you but If I was a intergalactic femalien and I came across a planet of crazed apes who figured out the fundamentals of the world I would mos def pull up a chair and study that little speck.




true true, I guess I mean more of the fact that we are soo far away from other stars and galaxies it seems almost impossible for them to get here and if they did make it here where do they go when they leave? it takes soo long even at the speed of light to anywhere once youre outside our solar system,

unless theyre usin wormholes :Awesketch:




Or figured out how to manipulate space-time itself, if you were to manipulate it in such a way as to create a"bubble of expanding space behind you and contracting space in front of you you could go as fast as you wanted to without accelerating or violating the law of relativity.




Michio cawksuck was trying to pass this off as his idea for a warpdrive :facepalm: :nonono:


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14302081 - 04/16/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

michio cocksuck was actually a decent scientist until he realized he made more money for being on tv. :sad:


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: Shroomism]
    #14302119 - 04/16/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Awesome video man.  Thanks. 














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    #14302142 - 04/16/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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YAY!!! I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. BRING IT ON!!





That would be SO FUCKED, I really dont want to experience that.

If that goes down I want one of these:





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    #14302146 - 04/16/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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YAY!!! I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. BRING IT ON!!





That would be SO FUCKED, I really dont want to experience that.

If that goes down I want one of these:





Awesomeness goes in overdrive around 4:30



holy fuck when would that weapon be necessary besides zombie apoc?


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    #14302154 - 04/16/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

having an AA-12  would definitely make repelling a zombie apocolypse much more do-able.


that might actually be pretty fun.


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    #14302183 - 04/16/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

reload time is too long. You'd do much better with an AK47 with a whole bunch of magazines in a bundle like they do in Africa:



Semi auto of course, one second, one shot, one kill, as taught in World War Z


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    #14302186 - 04/16/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i watched the video in the OP until they decided to flash a picture of the "all seeing eye" on the dollar bill

:lolsy:

:tinfoil: to the maximum.




same, and they started playing that sooooo overused song

most of the ones in the beginning have been debunked. the one in israel was a hoax made by film students. the spiral was a russian missile.


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    #14302190 - 04/16/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

not if you hire a group of small child to follow you with a backpacks full of preloaded drum mags

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    #14302264 - 04/16/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i watched the video in the OP until they decided to flash a picture of the "all seeing eye" on the dollar bill

:lolsy:

:tinfoil: to the maximum.




same, and they started playing that sooooo overused song

most of the ones in the beginning have been debunked. the one in israel was a hoax made by film students. the spiral was a russian missile.





ufo propaganda      :feelsweirdman:            :ufo:


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    #14302452 - 04/16/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

can they just get on with the probing already?


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    #14302496 - 04/16/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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most of the ones in the beginning have been debunked. the one in israel was a hoax made by film students. the spiral was a russian missile.




Can you provide a link to info about the Russian missile? I am very interested in reading up on it.


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    #14302580 - 04/16/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ignorance is bliss.:rolleyes:


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    #14302629 - 04/16/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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having an AA-12  would definitely make repelling a zombie apocolypse much more do-able.


that might actually be pretty fun.




You could rock out like Terry crews in the expendables :lol:



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    #14303683 - 04/16/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i watched the video in the OP until they decided to flash a picture of the "all seeing eye" on the dollar bill

:lolsy:

:tinfoil: to the maximum.




same, and they started playing that sooooo overused song

most of the ones in the beginning have been debunked. the one in israel was a hoax made by film students. the spiral was a russian missile.




It couldnt have been a missile the spiral is far to symmetrical and tightly spun and when the spiral materialized a large portion of it appeared instantaneously, close to two thirds. I really dont buy that missile story.


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    #14303711 - 04/16/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence?



First contact... or are we just starting to wake up??




A Youtube video... I am completely convinced. :yesnod:

There are more important things in the world than speculating about the aliens and the "spiritual awakening" they will supposedly bring: things like hunger, wars, disease, etc. Instead of waiting for help from above, shouldn't we try to solve our own problems? :shrug:


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    #14303886 - 04/16/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

importance is relative

it's all just for fun. that's what its always been about


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    #14303890 - 04/16/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I can't wait to see how religious fanatics react to knowledge of intelligent alien life.  My guess is they'll either commit suicide or try to force their religion upon the aliens.  Like Jesus has any impact on planets lightyears away...


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    #14303916 - 04/16/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well, god did create the universe and all.

maybe they just didnt hear about it.

but honestly, i would be mindfucked if aliens came, reported a jesus on their planet, and had AMAZINGLY SIMILAR STORIES.


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    #14303925 - 04/16/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah if aliens came down and spoke of jesus, I'd have to reevaluate my whole position on the matter.  But a part of me would wonder if the aliens were captured and brainwashed by christians.


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    #14303934 - 04/16/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

suicide is a sin. and the vatican has already recognized ET life as possible and not conflicting w/ their religion or the bible

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/11/13/2742484.htm

also, far stranger events than et life are written down in the bible

and and there are aliens in the bible too
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    #14303947 - 04/16/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Links to Russian missle?!?!?!?!

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    #14303972 - 04/16/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Or they are all government crafts, to make us think they are aliens.


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    #14303986 - 04/16/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Or your putting the government on a pedestal and your patriotism has wildly overstated there actual capabilities.


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    #14303995 - 04/16/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I guess that they either are advanced humans traveling back in time or beings that came from another dimension. The next likeliest is that it is secret government experiments.

I think the least likely is that they traveled here through space. But who knows?


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Or your putting the government on a pedestal and your patriotism has wildly overstated there actual capabilities.






lol It's just a different perspective,  who really knows for sure what's going on in those videos :shrug:


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    #14304049 - 04/16/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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importance is relative

it's all just for fun. that's what its always been about





so aliens are flying millions of miles to jack off to humans ?      :twirlyface:


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i watched the video in the OP until they decided to flash a picture of the "all seeing eye" on the dollar bill

:lolsy:

:tinfoil: to the maximum.




same, and they started playing that sooooo overused song

most of the ones in the beginning have been debunked. the one in israel was a hoax made by film students. the spiral was a russian missile.




links?

cause that isreal one is fuckin gold!! adds proof to theory that ancient aliens shit.


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    #14304161 - 04/17/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ezekiel was tripping face when he saw those wheels! ate too many :feelsgoodman:


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    #14304278 - 04/17/11 01:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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how the fuck are aliens supposed to find us




Well, clearly not by using an unmanned ballistic probe.

Also, finding the antfarm I started when I was 12 was always really easy.:sherlock:


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Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence?



First contact... or are we just starting to wake up??




A Youtube video... I am completely convinced. :yesnod:

There are more important things in the world than speculating about the aliens and the "spiritual awakening" they will supposedly bring: things like hunger, wars, disease, etc. Instead of waiting for help from above, shouldn't we try to solve our own problems? :shrug:




When did I say anything about help from above?
Of course we should be solving our own problems, when did I say anything to the contrary?
In fact I've been saying for years that we cannot hope to embrace an intelligent species from another part of the Universe if we cannot even embrace our own species here on Earth, how can we expect to be at peace with an entire other race if we cannot be at peace with ourselves?
I do not think that aliens are here to save us from ourselves. Only we can do that, we have free will, and they are under a strict rule of non-interference.

We are at a monumental turning point in our evolution as a species.. it's sink or swim time. We have the technology and the knowledge as a collective species to evolve beyond our current state our destructive civilization and super-exploitation of natural resources.
If anything, I think they are here to witness our miraculous transformation from a primal species into more spiritually advanced beings. Either that or our total destruction of ourselves. Either way, we're in the midst of a period of great transformation, we have unlimited potential.

None of this negates the fact that we are not alone in this Universe, we share it.

These sightings are probably only going to become more and more common, full disclosure is probably right around the corner.


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    #14304482 - 04/17/11 02:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I don't see the logic. "There's something in the sky and I don't know what it is. So it must be an alien spaceship..."

One of the newsladies was especially funny;
"That's a UFO if I've ever seen one." Yes it's a UFO (unidentified flying object) because you don't know what it is. UFO doesn't mean alien spaceship you stupid woman.


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Yeah if aliens came down and spoke of jesus, I'd have to reevaluate my whole position on the matter.  But a part of me would wonder if the aliens were captured and brainwashed by christians.




Or Jesus was an alien. :strokebeard:


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    #14304546 - 04/17/11 02:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I wonder what alien jesus would look like?



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    #14304837 - 04/17/11 06:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I can't wait to see how religious fanatics react to knowledge of intelligent alien life.  My guess is they'll either commit suicide or try to force their religion upon the aliens.  Like Jesus has any impact on planets lightyears away...





Well you can say that Newbie but think about this one, what would Aliens come here for? Our science? Bullshit, they are much ahead. Our resources? No way, the universe is chock full of resources, they REALLY dont want our water, or gold etc.

A very good reason to come here is to study us and our cultures. This could take the form of wanting to give us the alien equivalent of a hug, anthropologic observation or.. go straight to our churches, mosques and temples to learn about how we experience Divinity.

God is something they might feel too, and may be the driving force behind their space explorations. Aliens for all we know may be deeply religious and driven by the desire to meet, or become, God.

At formal First Contact, they might walk straight past the President to meet with a rabbi in the audience.

Or, they may consider us a nuisance, like in that Star Trek movie, and come here exclusively to make First Contact with the Humpback Whales.


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    #14304851 - 04/17/11 06:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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A very good reason to come here is to study us and our cultures. This could take the form of wanting to give us the alien equivalent of a hug, anthropologic observation or.. go straight to our churches, mosques and temples to learn about how we experience Divinity.

God is something they might feel too, and may be the driving force behind their space explorations. Aliens for all we know may be deeply religious and driven by the desire to meet, or become, God.

At formal First Contact, they might walk straight past the President to meet with a rabbi in the audience.

Or, they may consider us a nuisance, like in that Star Trek movie, and come here exclusively to make First Contact with the Humpback Whales.




:thumbup:

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    #14307986 - 04/17/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I don't see the logic. "There's something in the sky and I don't know what it is. So it must be an alien spaceship..."

One of the newsladies was especially funny;
"That's a UFO if I've ever seen one." Yes it's a UFO (unidentified flying object) because you don't know what it is. UFO doesn't mean alien spaceship you stupid woman.




I dont see where your coming from with your logic, she called it a UFO which is the same fuckin term your trying to correct her with. She made no mention of it being a interstellar craft controlled by a alien species.


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I don't see the logic. "There's something in the sky and I don't know what it is. So it must be an alien spaceship..."

One of the newsladies was especially funny;
"That's a UFO if I've ever seen one." Yes it's a UFO (unidentified flying object) because you don't know what it is. UFO doesn't mean alien spaceship you stupid woman.




I dont see where your coming from with your logic, she called it a UFO which is the same fuckin term your trying to correct her with. She made no mention of it being a interstellar craft controlled by a alien species.




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    #14308185 - 04/17/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Yeah if aliens came down and spoke of jesus, I'd have to reevaluate my whole position on the matter.  But a part of me would wonder if the aliens were captured and brainwashed by christians.




:lol: Our government told them in the first meeting, "Just say some shit about Jesus so the people don't freak out." I'm sure they'd see the angle.

It'd be really sweet if they came and warned us about the Illuminati and the lizard people controlling our government, then took off. A cosmic troll attempt would be a great first impression.


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    #14308356 - 04/17/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it turns out they are a race of interstellar trolls, going to planets with life and fucking with them and then proceeding to post their results on what they call spacetube, similar to our youtube but more... spacey.


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Sounds like the plot to the next cube movie.:lol:


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I'd guess that there are an equal amount of theological "sightings".  Jesus appearing in toast, in trees, bananas etc.  Things like this are also accompanied by all sorts of "miracles", spontaneous healings, people crying glass etc.

For us fragile humans, belief in a "higher power", whether its aliens, god, jesus, the illuminati...whatever, must be some sort of evolutionary byproduct.  It eases our fears of death and our offers us comfort as we move through life and as such, is advantageous.


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    #14308497 - 04/17/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

with enough people wanting to see enough things eventually someone will see what they want to see.

subjective reality is subjective.

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For us fragile humans, belief in a "higher power", whether its aliens, god, jesus, the illuminati...whatever, must be some sort of evolutionary byproduct.  It eases our fears of death and our offers us comfort as we move through life and as such, is advantageous.




did you see the NatGeo program on this? There are scientist out there trying to prove that there is a "God" area of our brain, that was developed over the millions of years in order to ease the insane amount of anxiety associated with conscious knowledge of imminent death.

Ill look for the link man really amazing stuff.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: psilyguy]
    #14308622 - 04/17/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Yeah if aliens came down and spoke of jesus, I'd have to reevaluate my whole position on the matter.  But a part of me would wonder if the aliens were captured and brainwashed by christians.




Or Jesus was an alien. :strokebeard:



oh shit, jesus is probably chilling on another planet.


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14308703 - 04/17/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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with enough people wanting to see enough things eventually someone will see what they want to see.

subjective reality is subjective.

and ohhh man
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For us fragile humans, belief in a "higher power", whether its aliens, god, jesus, the illuminati...whatever, must be some sort of evolutionary byproduct.  It eases our fears of death and our offers us comfort as we move through life and as such, is advantageous.




did you see the NatGeo program on this? There are scientist out there trying to prove that there is a "God" area of our brain, that was developed over the millions of years in order to ease the insane amount of anxiety associated with conscious knowledge of imminent death.

Ill look for the link man really amazing stuff.




i know what you're talking about... my neurosci professor was discussing that in lecture.. apparently, some german scientist (i'm not sure but his name was germanic) has even developed a mechanism for unlocking that part of your brain by stimulating it with electromagnetic impulses. pretty cool stuff imo.. my professor was jizzing all over our titties about it


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14308745 - 04/17/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah amazing stuff man. Truly ingenious and it really does make sense, it kinda explains in so many words what ive thought for a very long time, that all traditional religions are a way to explain the unexplainable..


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14308794 - 04/17/11 08:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

very interesting. :strokebeard:


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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14308829 - 04/17/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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realfuzzhead said:
with enough people wanting to see enough things eventually someone will see what they want to see.

subjective reality is subjective.

and ohhh man
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badchad said:
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For us fragile humans, belief in a "higher power", whether its aliens, god, jesus, the illuminati...whatever, must be some sort of evolutionary byproduct.  It eases our fears of death and our offers us comfort as we move through life and as such, is advantageous.




did you see the NatGeo program on this? There are scientist out there trying to prove that there is a "God" area of our brain, that was developed over the millions of years in order to ease the insane amount of anxiety associated with conscious knowledge of imminent death.

Ill look for the link man really amazing stuff.




i know what you're talking about... my neurosci professor was discussing that in lecture.. apparently, some german scientist (i'm not sure but his name was germanic) has even developed a mechanism for unlocking that part of your brain by stimulating it with electromagnetic impulses. pretty cool stuff imo.. my professor was jizzing all over our titties about it




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Re: First Contact is Upon Us [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14313077 - 04/18/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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