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Kidney Stones
    #14254023 - 04/07/11 04:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:feelsbadman:
Anybody else get them too? I've had chronic (not the good chronic) stones since Green Bay in 2005.
The doctors always say it's more common than I'd think, but I think it's their method of making me feel better than saying "tough shit"....So, is it as common as they say? or do I just suck?

I fish em outta the toilet so the doctors don't think I'm some pill chaser, but they're so fucking stingy with the pain meds, its crazy.

Oh, and I made the mistake of going to 3 different hospitals during the past few years, got a CT scan plus X-rays in each one...Needless to say, Ive reached my radiation limit for quite a while. Plus, all that's been down towards my junk, so any kids I accidentally make may be all  :inbred:  :beakedwhale:  :randy:  :batboy:  :shamwow:


EDIT: the pic sucks, I know....and that thing on the right is some gnarly seed pod (supposed to be a joke)

Edited by shLong (04/07/11 04:02 PM)

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14254032 - 04/07/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

mannn fuk pharmies and insurance and thangs and drs. who think "o noes, hydrocodones so addictive"

lol u cant even shoot them thangs

its funny how noobs they all are when it comes to controlled substances i swear.

it makes me made, cuz i got a bunch of thangs, and sometimes i gotta wait a whole week to get a refill on thangs, and its all cuz they are noobs

i feel like owning some noobs, and i feel like owning ur kidney stones cuz they make me :mad2:


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14254037 - 04/07/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That sucks man. I think they are pretty common indeed. I would not want to deal with that.


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #14254044 - 04/07/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The doctor had the balls to say " I dont want a MICHAEL JACKSON on my hands" :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14254046 - 04/07/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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The doctor had the balls to say " I dont want a MICHAEL JACKSON on my hands" :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:



:ifyoucanawe: The asshole is probably hoarding all the pills himself.


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14254049 - 04/07/11 04:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14254052 - 04/07/11 04:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ironically the pain comes from my back when they're going from the kidney to the bladder...My shLong, while it's by no means HUGE, handles them ok.

I'll be pissing, often in public and it feels like getting electrocuted when they pass. My whole body just goes stiff and shudders, then im pissing blood just :feelsbadman:

My family doesn't really care, and since the Shroomery is the coolest fam there is, I thought I'd turn here for some kidney stone dialogue.

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14254520 - 04/07/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:feelsgoodman: at least u got painkillers


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #14299258 - 04/16/11 01:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I have another one ramming its way down towards my bladder. Its been snagged for about the last 24 hours I think....fucking thing is grinding my flank like a red hot poker all day. :facepalm: Where is Dr Kavorkian when I need him, lol........Beening AFRAID TO PISS :feelsbadman:

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14299806 - 04/16/11 07:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

theres nothang to be afraid of :feelsgoodman:


the degree to which you experience :feelsbadman: is the degree to which you experience :feelsgoodman:

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14299879 - 04/16/11 07:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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shLong said:
I have another one ramming its way down towards my bladder. Its been snagged for about the last 24 hours I think....fucking thing is grinding my flank like a red hot poker all day. :facepalm: Where is Dr Kavorkian when I need him, lol........Beening AFRAID TO PISS :feelsbadman:




I passed a kidney stone about 8 years ago.  It was fucking crazy because I had no idea what was happening and the pain was terrible.  Went to the ER and it finally reached the bladder just as I was getting through triage.  The big misconception is that the pain comes from pissing the stone out, this is not true.  As you said the passing of the stone from the kidney to the bladder is the awful part.

Anyhow, since then I started drinking a lot more water and haven't had any problems since.


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #14301061 - 04/16/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

They have me on these pills that make me piss more and keep calcium out of my piss somehow...:shrug: They're some sort of high blood pressure pills (Amiloride HCL?) and whenever I go to the pharmacy to pick em up they say "Here's your blood pressure medication, sir" :facepalm: Im fucking 28, not 58.

Senor Doobie, yeah man, pain in the back, not in the weenie! Althogh when they pass it doesnt feel good, pain not so much, but still :feelsbadman:

SWIM, that rubber band has been getting yanked hard recently!

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14301075 - 04/16/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh and side effect of pills....E.D.:facepalm::sad::mad2:  Soz When im gonna tap dat ass, I need to plan a day ahead and not take the fuckers...


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14301087 - 04/16/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it will all pass in time, so :feelsgoodman:

den u will get dat pussy kat and :feelsgoodman: without ED cuz u wont need those meds after all those thangs pass


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14301089 - 04/16/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Alcohol breaks down kidney stones, but I'm sure if you're not hydrated while drinking you'll get them anyways.

That's why I drink whiskey when I get bladder/liver pains. :faded:


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: Moronicus]
    #14301181 - 04/16/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ive had em since 2005 (at least when the 1st one passed) who knows how long they were brewing before that.

The last time I seen the doc in October he gave me the prescription and wanted me to come back in July for another CT scan to see what progress is being made. So, the drama is killing me. He also said drink a ton of water, of course, but when I drink too much water I feel all weird and shit, I cant explain it, but I get the shits and feel kind of confused, so ... IDK?

I just like to vent I guess, my peeps are tired of hearing about it, so ya'llz are now subjected to it...I have a nice little collection of em though, in a shot glass...Its good to pull em out and see peoples faces when I show em :lolsy:

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14301279 - 04/16/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

water is good man, just don't drink too much ccuz u can OD on it

but just enough to get thangs doin'ed.


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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #14301651 - 04/16/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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doin'ed.



---consults the Webster folks---  Nah, that isn't gonna work :ahahaha:

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14793126 - 07/19/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I had a CT scan yesterday to check progress, outcome is not good :feelsbadman:
they found a 7 mm stone in my right kidney, along with "innumerable" (i.e. didnt wanna count em all) others in both kidneys. again....

they're saying I gotta go to outpatient surgery for a lithotripsy procedure. :feelsbadman:

Has anybody here ever had a lithotripsy? I'll assume 'no', but ya never know unless you ask.

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Re: Kidney Stones [Re: shLong]
    #14937671 - 08/17/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I had my operation Monday.
It was quite the experience. They did what they called "twilight anesthesia" on me, where apparently you're awake and functioning, but just super chill and don't remember a thing.
The last thing I remember was the anesthesiologist saying that he's pushing off now and then I woke up in the recovery room pretty confused as to what had happened.
I was pissing blood, blood clots and stones for the past few days, but now it's pretty much just stones a little bigger than sand now. It still :feelsbadman:, but the percocets make me pretty :feelsgoodman:

Plus, I started watching Breaking bad, went a got the 1st and 2nd seasons on DVD, watched em both and downloaded S.3 and am on the 3rd episode now. Shit is pretty dope
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