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OfflineBothHands
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298923 - 04/16/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.




Pfft, football is even more pussy.  You can't possibly need that much padding.  And they play for 8 seconds at a time.  Wow, what athleticism.

We play rugby in South Africa.

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298952 - 04/16/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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propensity said:
You can eat seeds and flowers to the same effect.



:billymaythumbup:

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SamuelLJackson said:
im not in a hurry to try it, after what ive experienced from benadryl.

that shit is nucking futs. :uhoh:




they do share the anticholinergic/dleriant effects


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14298965 - 04/16/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i know. i have no desire to extend that experience to much longer than you get off benadryl.

at least with benadryl you end up going to bed and finally wake up to a normal life.

to me, from what ive read, it seems like datura is the same thing only it lasts for a day or longer. which sound ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298978 - 04/16/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, my only large dose of diphenhydramine was :awedrinkingfire:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Coaster]
    #14299003 - 04/16/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Coaster said:
Fetuses are like condoms

I fill them up with seamen and then flush them down my toilet.



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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: 4runner]
    #14299046 - 04/16/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
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Coaster said:
Fetuses are like condoms

I fill them up with seamen and then flush them down my toilet.







why do you put a baby in the blender feet first...

to see the expression on its face


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14299059 - 04/16/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

how long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave?

I can't really tell you. I was too busy masturbating to take notice


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14299065 - 04/16/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

depends on how hard you throw them

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

i dont own a corvette


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: BothHands]
    #14299070 - 04/16/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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BothHands said:
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Psychoslut said:
soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.




Pfft, football is even more pussy.  You can't possibly need that much padding.  And they play for 8 seconds at a time.  Wow, what athleticism.

We play rugby in South Africa.



qft.

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14299075 - 04/16/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what do you call a guy with no arms, legs, head, neck, chest, or torso?

dick


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14299195 - 04/16/11 01:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Doesn't Datura vary widely in potency?

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: iamnotadream]
    #14299204 - 04/16/11 01:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

not the pharmaceutical stuff my grasshopper.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14299437 - 04/16/11 02:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.





ooohh, niice one!


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