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Girls are like condoms... * 1
    #14298637 - 04/15/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut] * 3
    #14298647 - 04/15/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Girls are like soccer
because soccer is stupid


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: BargainBab]
    #14298725 - 04/15/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Girls are like soccer
because soccer is stupid





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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Ouija]
    #14298727 - 04/15/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

soccer is proper football.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14298733 - 04/15/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298739 - 04/15/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.





rich kids


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298751 - 04/15/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.



You don't know shit about soccer if you think that.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: bbl337] * 1
    #14298752 - 04/15/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Girls are like condoms. You cum in them and then throw them away

:awesome:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298754 - 04/15/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I like my women like I like my coffee

ground up and in the freezer

I keed, I keed. I prefer my coffe freshly ground before serving, and my women dismembered and floating in jars of formalin. Except for their sweet, sweet eyelids.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: bbl337]
    #14298755 - 04/15/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

who even mentions the nhivglets anyway?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14298756 - 04/15/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Girls are like condoms

I fill them up with seamen and then flush them down my toilet.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Gastronomicus] * 1
    #14298762 - 04/15/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Girls are like condoms. You cum in them and then throw them away

:awesome:






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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Coaster]
    #14298765 - 04/15/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was gonna say, "and throw 'em away"

but I, too, am guilty of flushing 'em


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: BargainBab]
    #14298766 - 04/15/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Girls are like soccer
because soccer is stupid



:brilliant:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo] * 1
    #14298770 - 04/15/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Girls are like cum dumpsters, because they are like cum dumpsters.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298778 - 04/15/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

OMG ALL THESE JOKES ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY LOL


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298785 - 04/15/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I thought your original post was gonna say something like you use them and throw'em away :shrug:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14298786 - 04/15/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #14298790 - 04/15/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ok whats the square root of 2?


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14298794 - 04/15/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lucy in the sky with diamonds


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Coaster]
    #14298796 - 04/15/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ok whats the square root of 2?




~1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298824 - 04/15/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Coaster said:
ok whats the square root of 2?




~1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799



:google:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298827 - 04/15/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Coaster said:
ok whats the square root of 2?




~1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799



and how did u manage to use the google search option in ur head  :awenuhuh:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298830 - 04/15/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Girls are like datura. You get curious and try them out and they fuck with your head and ruin your life

Also, life is like my bag of weed. Empty and devoid of the little things that give me joy.

:lol:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Coaster]
    #14298834 - 04/15/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

its the new ifag.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Coaster]
    #14298840 - 04/15/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
ok whats the square root of 2?




~1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799



and how did u manage to use the google search option in ur head  :awenuhuh:




:winning:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14298842 - 04/15/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Girls are like datura. You get curious and try them out and they fuck with your head and ruin your life



don't scare me, man :uhoh:

I'm really curious about datura


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14298845 - 04/15/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:madpirate:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #14298860 - 04/16/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Gastronomicus said:
Girls are like datura. You get curious and try them out and they fuck with your head and ruin your life



don't scare me, man :uhoh:

I'm really curious about datura




ive never successfully gotten high on datura.

benadryl, in my opinion, is a much more consistent deliriant.

it also doesnt ruin your life.

but tread carefully. :tinfoil:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo] * 1
    #14298866 - 04/16/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Girls are evil.  They bleed and bleed and bleed and don't die.:yuno:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298868 - 04/16/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

get yourself a prescription scopolamine transdermal patch
:electrickoolaid:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #14298889 - 04/16/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
Girls are like datura. You get curious and try them out and they fuck with your head and ruin your life



don't scare me, man :uhoh:

I'm really curious about datura




Read some of the bad trip reports and your curiosity should be satisfied. It seems to me that if you want a disassociative there are more wholsome options. Like pcp


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14298895 - 04/16/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

tripleclick said:
Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
Girls are like datura. You get curious and try them out and they fuck with your head and ruin your life



don't scare me, man :uhoh:

I'm really curious about datura




Read some of the bad trip reports and your curiosity should be satisfied. It seems to me that if you want a disassociative there are more wholsome options. Like pcp




nah, delirients are on a whole different level than that stuff.

its not necessarily good though.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14298898 - 04/16/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

amanitas, dagnabbit!


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14298907 - 04/16/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Datura gets a bad rap from irresponsible use.

All those bad trip reports result from

LOL LETS BOIL 10 FLOWERS AND DRINK IT WITH NO PRIOR RESEARCH


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: propensity]
    #14298911 - 04/16/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Datura gets a bad rap from irresponsible use.

All those bad trip reports result from

LOL LETS BOIL 10 FLOWERS AND DRINK IT WITH NO PRIOR RESEARCH




ive always been under the impression that you ate seeds. maybe thats where ive gone wrong. :strokebeard:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298914 - 04/16/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You can eat seeds and flowers to the same effect.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298917 - 04/16/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

propensity said:
Datura gets a bad rap from irresponsible use.

All those bad trip reports result from

LOL LETS BOIL 10 FLOWERS AND DRINK IT WITH NO PRIOR RESEARCH




ive always been under the impression that you ate seeds. maybe thats where ive gone wrong. :strokebeard:



You can ingest it anywhichway.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14298919 - 04/16/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

back when i was like 17 and living in my trailer, me and my cousins took a bunch of dxm, benadryl and drank a couple thirty packs of icehouse. that shit was fucked up. i passed out in the middle room with a fat girl, and my cousin came in and pissed on us because he thought he was in the bathroom.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14298921 - 04/16/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

im not in a hurry to try it, after what ive experienced from benadryl.

that shit is nucking futs. :uhoh:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298923 - 04/16/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.




Pfft, football is even more pussy.  You can't possibly need that much padding.  And they play for 8 seconds at a time.  Wow, what athleticism.

We play rugby in South Africa.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298952 - 04/16/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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You can eat seeds and flowers to the same effect.



:billymaythumbup:

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im not in a hurry to try it, after what ive experienced from benadryl.

that shit is nucking futs. :uhoh:




they do share the anticholinergic/dleriant effects


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14298965 - 04/16/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i know. i have no desire to extend that experience to much longer than you get off benadryl.

at least with benadryl you end up going to bed and finally wake up to a normal life.

to me, from what ive read, it seems like datura is the same thing only it lasts for a day or longer. which sound ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14298978 - 04/16/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, my only large dose of diphenhydramine was :awedrinkingfire:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Coaster]
    #14299003 - 04/16/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Coaster said:
Fetuses are like condoms

I fill them up with seamen and then flush them down my toilet.




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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: 4runner]
    #14299046 - 04/16/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
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Coaster said:
Fetuses are like condoms

I fill them up with seamen and then flush them down my toilet.







why do you put a baby in the blender feet first...

to see the expression on its face


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14299059 - 04/16/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

how long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave?

I can't really tell you. I was too busy masturbating to take notice


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14299065 - 04/16/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

depends on how hard you throw them

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

i dont own a corvette


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: BothHands]
    #14299070 - 04/16/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.




Pfft, football is even more pussy.  You can't possibly need that much padding.  And they play for 8 seconds at a time.  Wow, what athleticism.

We play rugby in South Africa.



qft.


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14299075 - 04/16/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

what do you call a guy with no arms, legs, head, neck, chest, or torso?

dick


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14299195 - 04/16/11 01:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Doesn't Datura vary widely in potency?


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: iamnotadream]
    #14299204 - 04/16/11 01:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

not the pharmaceutical stuff my grasshopper.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14299437 - 04/16/11 02:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.





ooohh, niice one!


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