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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Girls are like condoms... * 1
    #14298637 - 04/15/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut] * 3
    #14298647 - 04/15/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Girls are like soccer
because soccer is stupid


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: BargainBab]
    #14298725 - 04/15/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BargainBab said:
Girls are like soccer
because soccer is stupid





:lolsy:

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Invisible4HO-DMT
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Ouija]
    #14298727 - 04/15/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

soccer is proper football.

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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14298733 - 04/15/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298739 - 04/15/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Psychoslut said:
soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.





rich kids


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Invisible4HO-DMT
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298751 - 04/15/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Psychoslut said:
soccer is football for preppy rich bitch kids that dont want to get a bruise.



You don't know shit about soccer if you think that.

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: bbl337] * 1
    #14298752 - 04/15/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Girls are like condoms. You cum in them and then throw them away

:awesome:


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298754 - 04/15/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I like my women like I like my coffee

ground up and in the freezer

I keed, I keed. I prefer my coffe freshly ground before serving, and my women dismembered and floating in jars of formalin. Except for their sweet, sweet eyelids.


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: bbl337]
    #14298755 - 04/15/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

who even mentions the nhivglets anyway?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14298756 - 04/15/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Girls are like condoms

I fill them up with seamen and then flush them down my toilet.


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Gastronomicus] * 1
    #14298762 - 04/15/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
Girls are like condoms. You cum in them and then throw them away

:awesome:






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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Coaster]
    #14298765 - 04/15/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was gonna say, "and throw 'em away"

but I, too, am guilty of flushing 'em


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: BargainBab]
    #14298766 - 04/15/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BargainBab said:
Girls are like soccer
because soccer is stupid



:brilliant:


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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: DrMambo] * 1
    #14298770 - 04/15/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Girls are like cum dumpsters, because they are like cum dumpsters.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298778 - 04/15/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

OMG ALL THESE JOKES ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY LOL


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Invisibleiamnotadream
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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14298785 - 04/15/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I thought your original post was gonna say something like you use them and throw'em away :shrug:

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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14298786 - 04/15/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #14298790 - 04/15/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ok whats the square root of 2?


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Re: Girls are like condoms... [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14298794 - 04/15/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lucy in the sky with diamonds


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