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Treefeeler
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Who's got what (STDs)
#14295375 - 04/15/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Statistically, 1 in 4 have something unfavorable going on with their genitals. Anyone have an embarrassing STI/STD to get off their chest? Just don't forget to hit that anonymous button.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Treefeeler]
#14295393 - 04/15/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I haven't slept with enough dirty hoes to catch anything. Plus I wear condoms in most situations.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Treefeeler]
#14295396 - 04/15/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have aids.
Dont tell my girlfriend cause I hate condoms.
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I got the clap once, it was embarrassing, but some antibiotics and that was the end of it...
p.s. I got lucky, dirty hoes
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: shLong]
#14295425 - 04/15/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've had crabs before from shitting in a gas station bathroom. It sucked so bad for like 3 weeks.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Eminence]
#14295433 - 04/15/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Could you get rid of crabs by shaving your pubes?
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Eminence]
#14295436 - 04/15/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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so far so clean... i don't really get the stigma, like you said 1/4 have something...
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There is an anon button in the pub? I can't seem to find it?

I don't have sex. so I'm STD free bitch!
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I don't think so. I had to get this ointment shit and it took a couple weeks to work. I had a lonely 3 weeks
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: shLong]
#14295451 - 04/15/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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shLong said: I got the clap once, it was embarrassing, but some antibiotics and that was the end of it...
p.s. I got lucky, dirty hoes 
Same.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Kada]
#14295460 - 04/15/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Scabies that was hell.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: trekie]
#14295536 - 04/15/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i dont think scabies counts as an std
as far as me so far so clean
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: eritas]
#14295543 - 04/15/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It does when you get it from fucking a skank and get it all over your junk.
Crabs are better then scabies by far. My shit was polka dot from all the bit marks oh and the itching the horrible iching
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: trekie]
#14295557 - 04/15/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hahah I've never had an STD but I can only imagine how shitty it must be/feel. Not to mention all the stigma associated with STD's, i'd be super embarrassed getting one treated.
That's why you either A- don't have unprotected sex with people you don't know B- always wear a condom

condoms make sex way less pleasurable, which is why it's good to have a clean gf on birth control
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: trekie]
#14295559 - 04/15/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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clean so far. this thread is a riot though.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: s0nny]
#14295569 - 04/15/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: trekie]
#14295589 - 04/15/11 01:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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scabies on your dick? that sounds so horrible ive always had a fear of scabies
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: eritas]
#14295662 - 04/15/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not just on my dick but, balls, taint asshole , back ,legs.
That shit spread like wildfire and it took me a month to get into a clinic
Had to throw away a bed and few other things.
Didnt even matter that I wore a rubber
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: trekie]
#14295683 - 04/15/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm STD free.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: trekie]
#14295686 - 04/15/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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trekie said: Not just on my dick but, balls, taint asshole , back ,legs.
That shit spread like wildfire and it took me a month to get into a clinic
Had to throw away a bed and few other things.
Didnt even matter that I wore a rubber 
thats fucked up
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Rabidbaboon said: I haven't slept with enough dirty hoes to catch anything. Plus I wear condoms in most situations.
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None.
This one girl I was phone sexing with said she got hearing aids from me though.
I didn't believe her and don't have it myself so...
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Tri High]
#14295957 - 04/15/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: trekie]
#14296044 - 04/15/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just have shweaty balls.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: thoughts]
#14296134 - 04/15/11 03:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yes my dear I must admit that one time I might did (And if you grow wiser for me experience) Yes my dear I grew wiser in many ways and the thing I learned most Is don't give a dose to the one you love most
No don't give a dose to the one you love most Give her some marmelade give her some toast You can give her the willings or give her the blues But the dose that you give her will get back to you I once had a lady as sweet as a song she was my darlin' and she was my dear But she had a dose and she passed it along Now she's gone but the dose is still here So don't give a dose to the one you love most Giver her some marmelade give her some toast You can give her a partridge up in a pear tree But the dose that you give her might get back to me
If you've got an itchin' if you've got a drip don't sit there wishin' for it to go way Cause it won't if there's a thing on the tip of your thing or your lip Run down to the clinic today and say I won't give a dose
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Now all I can think about is pussy with scabies. I don't understand how people can have STD's like this. I would imagine that right after you got it you would get that shit checked out.
That must be some massive itching
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Treefeeler]
#14297179 - 04/15/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nothing, I remember a thread a while back with a good amount of people admitting to having herpes though. Wish I could remember what thread it was.
Edit: Found it, lol. http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13040502/fpart/1/vc/1
Ew.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Treefeeler]
#14297371 - 04/15/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Never had any, but when I was in the army several people in my Company got the clap from hookers. I heard a few horror stories about getting "ram rodded" with a 6" long Q-tip. The 1st Sergeant would always call them out in front of everyone to serve as an example on why you should stay away from skank whores.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Yacub]
#14297407 - 04/15/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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When I was stationed in Cali, I got a yeast infection from some asian chick. A few days later I thought my unit was falling off until the doc told me it wasn't anything to be worried about. Dodged a bullet on that one.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Treefeeler]
#14297440 - 04/15/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Clean....
I always wear a condom unless I'm in a relationship with the girl and know she's clean, and if she's on Birth control...Other wise, fuck it, I wrap that shit up.
So many dudes I know straight up never wear them...Their dick, their kid I suppose .

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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: openmind]
#14297453 - 04/15/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shop for: Monistat
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Adam3295]
#14297454 - 04/15/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Adam3295 said: When I was stationed in Cali, I got a yeast infection from some asian chick. A few days later I thought my unit was falling off until the doc told me it wasn't anything to be worried about. Dodged a bullet on that one.
Ugh, me too, except she was Mexican and I'm not military. I was freaking the fuck out for days, was right after breaking a lengthy dry-spell, too.
Nasty bitch.
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: uber_aj]
#14297542 - 04/15/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Treefeeler
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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Yacub]
#14298229 - 04/15/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yacub said:

One wet dream and your sheets go up in flames.
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