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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14295885 - 04/15/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Rabidbaboon said:
I haven't slept with enough dirty hoes to catch anything.
Plus I wear condoms in most situations.



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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14295939 - 04/15/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

None.

This one girl I was phone sexing with said she got hearing aids from me though.

I didn't believe her and don't have it myself so...:shrug:


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Tri High]
    #14295957 - 04/15/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:downsrim: :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: trekie]
    #14296044 - 04/15/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I just have shweaty balls.


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: thoughts]
    #14296134 - 04/15/11 03:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yes my dear I must admit that one time I might did
(And if you grow wiser for me experience)
Yes my dear I grew wiser in many ways and the thing I learned most
Is don't give a dose to the one you love most

No don't give a dose to the one you love most
Give her some marmelade give her some toast
You can give her the willings or give her the blues
But the dose that you give her will get back to you
I once had a lady as sweet as a song she was my darlin' and she was my dear
But she had a dose and she passed it along
Now she's gone but the dose is still here
So don't give a dose to the one you love most
Giver her some marmelade give her some toast
You can give her a partridge up in a pear tree
But the dose that you give her might get back to me

If you've got an itchin' if you've got a drip don't sit there wishin' for it to go way
Cause it won't if there's a thing on the tip of your thing or your lip
Run down to the clinic today and say
I won't give a dose


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
    #14297163 - 04/15/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Now all I can think about is pussy with scabies. I don't understand how people can have STD's like this. I would imagine that right after you got it you would get that shit checked out.

That must be some massive itching


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14297179 - 04/15/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nothing, I remember a thread a while back with a good amount of people admitting to having herpes though.:lol: Wish I could remember what thread it was.

Edit: Found it, lol. http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13040502/fpart/1/vc/1

Ew.


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14297371 - 04/15/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Never had any, but when I was in the army several people in my Company got the clap from hookers. I heard a few horror stories about getting "ram rodded" with a 6" long Q-tip. The 1st Sergeant would always call them out in front of everyone to serve as an example on why you should stay away from skank whores.


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Yacub]
    #14297407 - 04/15/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When I was stationed in Cali, I got a yeast infection from some asian chick. A few days later I thought my unit was falling off until the doc told me it wasn't anything to be worried about. Dodged a bullet on that one.


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14297440 - 04/15/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Clean....


I always wear a condom unless I'm in a relationship with the girl and know she's clean, and if she's on Birth control...Other wise, fuck it, I wrap that shit up.



So many dudes I know straight up never wear them...Their dick, their kid I suppose :shrug: .



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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: openmind]
    #14297453 - 04/15/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Shop for: Monistat


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Adam3295]
    #14297454 - 04/15/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Adam3295 said:
When I was stationed in Cali, I got a yeast infection from some asian chick. A few days later I thought my unit was falling off until the doc told me it wasn't anything to be worried about. Dodged a bullet on that one.




Ugh, me too, except she was Mexican and I'm not military. I was freaking the fuck out for days, was right after breaking a lengthy dry-spell, too.

:puke: Nasty bitch.


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: uber_aj]
    #14297542 - 04/15/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:firecum:


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Re: Who's got what (STDs) [Re: Yacub]
    #14298229 - 04/15/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Yacub said:
:firecum:




One wet dream and your sheets go up in flames.


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