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God I hate the whiskey dick
    #14289259 - 04/14/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So last night was pretty much the only real opportunity to Ive had to get laid in the past 5 months or so...and I  blew it. Too much boozin. Such a weird long story. Started goin at it...told her I didnt have a condom, turns out she doesnt either. So then she starts beggin me for it...sayin shes been tested and shes clean soooo lets just do it. Im like wtf? Ive known this chick for 1 day and she wants it raw. No dice. So I just munched her box out. She tried to blow job me to no avail. Limp whiskey dick. The end.

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14289264 - 04/14/11 10:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That's a drinking problem, IMO.


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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: Doc_T]
    #14289338 - 04/14/11 10:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Actually I havent drinken in about a month...and her whole plan for the night was to get me drunk so we'd end up in bed. Just a little too much I guess

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14289348 - 04/14/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
So I just munched her box out.



:lolsy::ahahaha:

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14289460 - 04/14/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ya you can't get too drunk or you fucked it up ever if she's down to fuck.

Did you atleast get her number? If you were good at munchin i'm sure you guys could work something out.

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14289500 - 04/14/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
and her whole plan for the night was to get me drunk so we'd end up in bed.




Irony at its simplest.

I think we've all been there, though.  However, I don't really get how it works.  I've gotten whiskey dick from >10 drinks, but I've gotten hard as diamond and fucked while completely 100% blacked out.

:shrug:


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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: Society]
    #14289577 - 04/14/11 11:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Im sure itl happen. Shes a traveler on this farm Ive been living on. Im not leaving till monday and she doesnt have a tent...sooo its either crash with me in my tent aka the romper room, or sleep outside with the alligators. Muahhaaaha :thumbup:

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14290907 - 04/14/11 03:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

We hate it too.

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: alexithymia]
    #14291898 - 04/14/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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We hate it too.




Lol. But chicks love to get smashed when they're drunk. So do I. But i feel like guys gotta watch the booze a little more.

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: TrustYourSelf]
    #14292138 - 04/14/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My girlfriend gets pretty pissed when I have liquor dick. Now I tend to get pussy earlier in the night.

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: Dave Soderberg]
    #14292429 - 04/14/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Best policy.  Fuck when you start drinking- get it out of your system.  And then have fun getting drunk together without sexual tension.


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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: Society]
    #14292481 - 04/14/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Best policy.  Fuck when you start drinking- get it out of your system.  And then have fun getting drunk together without sexual tension.




But drunk sex rocks. If its just you and your chick wine is fun to drink. Never heard of "wine dick" and with good reason.

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: TrustYourSelf]
    #14292609 - 04/14/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Society said:
Best policy.  Fuck when you start drinking- get it out of your system.  And then have fun getting drunk together without sexual tension.




But drunk sex rocks. If its just you and your chick wine is fun to drink. Never heard of "wine dick" and with good reason.




No, there is really no good reason you haven't heard of "wine dick."  Whiskey dick is not an occurrence limited to whiskey- it's just a silly euphemism.

ALL alcohol affects a males sexual abilities.  Look it up.


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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: TrustYourSelf]
    #14292624 - 04/14/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

xtc dick is worse
cause everything feels so good
and then its just :sad:


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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: eritas]
    #14292725 - 04/14/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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No, there is really no good reason you haven't heard of "wine dick."  Whiskey dick is not an occurrence limited to whiskey- it's just a silly euphemism.

ALL alcohol affects a males sexual abilities.  Look it up.




I wasn't implying that. Wine is just much weaker which is my point. How many people tell you they had to many glasses of wine and couldn't get it up?

People drink whiskey to get fucking smashed. Wine is more of a light drunk with a better flavor (imo).
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xtc dick is worse
cause everything feels so good
and then its just :sad:




I can get it up and fuck forever. But no finishing. But the chicks always dig it.

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: Society]
    #14295316 - 04/15/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Woot dry spell broken. Btw, if youre wondering if vegans swallow...yes. They do :thumbwaythefuckup:

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14295354 - 04/15/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:awethumb:

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: shLong] * 1
    #14295374 - 04/15/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Whiskey dick would be good name for a dog.

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14295508 - 04/15/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Woot dry spell broken. Btw, if youre wondering if vegans swallow...yes. They do :thumbwaythefuckup:




:rofldrunk:

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Re: God I hate the whiskey dick [Re: Society]
    #14295896 - 04/15/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Drunk sex is the best.
But you gotta limit yourself.
Cause if your too drunk.
Its pointless.


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