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OfflineMikeallojee
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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: ferrel_human]
    #14292233 - 04/14/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hell yeah. I called this chick to hook up because she was an easy score. I was all drunked up. She came by with two girlfriends. I thought ahh fuck she brought her friends so she would be safe from me trying to hook up. She then took me back to her friends place. Her and another chick left the room and I was there with a chick I had never met before. While we were talking she took off her sweater and huge perfect titties popped out. She then took me up to a room where the chick I was trying to hook up with was dyking out with the other chick. Me and the other chick joined in and it was a kick ass time. The only problem was that I was too drunk to nut. Still have fond memories though. myc

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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Mikeallojee] * 1
    #14292358 - 04/14/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what?! lol

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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Asante]
    #14292478 - 04/14/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
Mushrooms do make you gay, thats a well known fact.




Yes it should be a warning on the main page.
Think of the children!!!!


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Mikeallojee]
    #14292480 - 04/14/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Mikeallojee said:
Hell yeah. I called this chick to hook up because she was an easy score. I was all drunked up. She came by with two girlfriends. I thought ahh fuck she brought her friends so she would be safe from me trying to hook up. She then took me back to her friends place. Her and another chick left the room and I was there with a chick I had never met before. While we were talking she took off her sweater and huge perfect titties popped out. She then took me up to a room where the chick I was trying to hook up with was dyking out with the other chick. Me and the other chick joined in and it was a kick ass time. The only problem was that I was too drunk to nut. Still have fond memories though. myc




:freshwtf:


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14292522 - 04/14/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It starts with "Gee I wonder what shooms would be like?" and inevitably ends with slowly french kissing a hairy leatherclad biker in a gas station restroom while his thick fingers fondle your fly looking for your zipper.

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Yes it should be a warning on the main page.
Think of the children!!!!




Who thinks of the children? not shroomers, thats for sure :yesnod:


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Asante]
    #14292538 - 04/14/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
It starts with "Gee I wonder what shooms would be like?" and inevitably ends with slowly french kissing a hairy leatherclad biker in a gas station restroom while his thick fingers fondle your fly looking for your zipper.

Quote:

Yes it should be a warning on the main page.
Think of the children!!!!




Who thinks of the children? not shroomers, thats for sure :yesnod:




Caught teh gay from shrooms.
Scary. Just wanted to try them out. Everyone warned me. But I wouldn't listen. Tripping balls and suddenly next thing I knew was  :buttsex:
:gayflag:
:feelsweirdman:


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Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to awake from that dream? How would you know the difference between that dream world and the real world?


There is NOTHING better than feeling that warm dissociative fuzz creeping up your body from IM K
Something abut that anaesthetic rush... :inlove:

Qualitative Research Chemical Effects and Experiences
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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14292569 - 04/14/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hell yeah. I called this chick to hook up because she was an easy score. I was all drunked up. She came by with two girlfriends. I thought ahh fuck she brought her friends so she would be safe from me trying to hook up. She then took me back to her friends place. Her and another chick left the room and I was there with a chick I had never met before. While we were talking she took off her sweater and huge perfect titties popped out. She then took me up to a room where the chick I was trying to hook up with was dyking out with the other chick. Me and the other chick joined in and it was a kick ass time. The only problem was that I was too drunk to nut. Still have fond memories though. myc






WTF??? yo WTFFF! id be so lost . . like wtf is going on???

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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: dshow]
    #14292576 - 04/14/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

RAVES... Go to raves and you will see straight people being GAY. its like an orgy.

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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: dshow]
    #14292591 - 04/14/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

dshow said:
Quote:

Hell yeah. I called this chick to hook up because she was an easy score. I was all drunked up. She came by with two girlfriends. I thought ahh fuck she brought her friends so she would be safe from me trying to hook up. She then took me back to her friends place. Her and another chick left the room and I was there with a chick I had never met before. While we were talking she took off her sweater and huge perfect titties popped out. She then took me up to a room where the chick I was trying to hook up with was dyking out with the other chick. Me and the other chick joined in and it was a kick ass time. The only problem was that I was too drunk to nut. Still have fond memories though. myc






WTF??? yo WTFFF! id be so lost . . like wtf is going on???



If i was drunk like he was, id be like "Hell yeah, it's on!"
His post makes perfect sense.


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14292640 - 04/14/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

tymoteusz3 said:
Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
It starts with "Gee I wonder what shooms would be like?" and inevitably ends with slowly french kissing a hairy leatherclad biker in a gas station restroom while his thick fingers fondle your fly looking for your zipper.

Quote:

Yes it should be a warning on the main page.
Think of the children!!!!




Who thinks of the children? not shroomers, thats for sure :yesnod:




Caught teh gay from shrooms.
Scary. Just wanted to try them out. Everyone warned me. But I wouldn't listen. Tripping balls and suddenly next thing I knew was  :buttsex:
:gayflag:
:feelsweirdman:




So you actually nailed a dude? Hrm...I'll be honest man, I don't think I could walk away from the temptation. The gay comes on strong when psilcybin is involved.


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14292649 - 04/14/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dude id love that drunk too. But that entire paragraph is funny

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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14292655 - 04/14/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was riding a greyhound bus once and the dude in front of me stood up in the middle of the night and started punching the guy sitting next to him in the face. Apparently he woke up getting his dick sucked by some random dude.:rofl:


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: blewmeanie] * 1
    #14292662 - 04/14/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Haha wat


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: propensity]
    #14292687 - 04/14/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Shop for: Buttseks

Haha wat




I clicked on it and nothing came up.
Ebay does not deliver.
:mad2:

Quote:

So you actually nailed a dude? Hrm...I'll be honest man, I don't think I could walk away from the temptation. The gay comes on strong when psilcybin is involved.



Its teh gay. Very contagious on shrooms.


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Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to awake from that dream? How would you know the difference between that dream world and the real world?


There is NOTHING better than feeling that warm dissociative fuzz creeping up your body from IM K
Something abut that anaesthetic rush... :inlove:

Qualitative Research Chemical Effects and Experiences
The Wonderful World of Methoxetamine
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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: thoughts]
    #14292703 - 04/14/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had a friend, quite the manly man that had a crush on another friend, I
kept telling him it wouldnt work out but didnt explain why, he just said I
was jealous, for years he kept telling me what he'd do if he ever got her in
the sack and I didnt want to disillusion him by giving him the whole story,
not to mention that I didnt want to violate her privacy but I'd known her a
little longer than he had and maybe I'm just one of those kinds of people
that everyone knows they can confide in, maybe she was just drunk but for
some reason she told me about her penis after just a few weeks and she kept
him on the hook for a good 5 or 6 years

one night they were both pretty drunk and dianna was willing to let things
progress a little more than normal, poor ol' ted was kissing her when I
walked in, I said "ted, you need to stop, get your ass to bed and sleep
this off", ted said I'm just jealous and I should go pout in my room,
dianna agreed with me, that maybe it's a good time to let things cool off
before they both regretted what they were getting ready to do but ted said
he was a big boy, that he knew what he was doing and he's wanted her every
since they'd first met

I went to my room and about 15 minutes later came the scream, ted
unzipped, she unzipped and the realization set in that she was bigger

ted really didnt take it too well, I told him it wouldnt work out


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: conan]
    #14292713 - 04/14/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

conan said:
Is my white college aged neighbor fucking old mexican men?



God I hope so


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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #14292734 - 04/14/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

is that a joke priz?

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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14292736 - 04/14/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:dudewtf: that is so creepy and fucked up...
how much shrooms do you think that guy was on?

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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14292753 - 04/14/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I always look for the adam's apple.

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Re: Have you ever caught anyone being gay? [Re: PreparationH]
    #14293200 - 04/14/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that sounded like some crazy ass movie lol

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