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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14288980 - 04/14/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

cock sandwich and


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14288995 - 04/14/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

a concentration of sweat shop workers hungry for death plotted a scheme. to rape cattle which they drank , shit was dank.

Eventually, they travelled TO THE FORGOTTEN land of drugs Where peace ruled over nobody. Violence was considered sexy, especially necrotic coathanger, implanted in his dirty, scummy seed containing rectal cavity. Sadly, he sighs  my prolapsed penislooks so good under black light of animal orifices capsizing over vestiges.

"I LOVE LAMP ", said the duncecap , he was content, or not.. in his down-syndrome-ery.

capitalism flourished, billiously  because money makes the tits lactate when appropriately titillated.
make it rain make it rain from another motherWith scatman caruthers

Next, our traveller decided to discombobulate a multi-dimensional pikachu with a machete from collective consciousness.  Before his mother shat in his Glass of moonshine then sold him  To rabid munchkins that were involved [in] Competitive bingo tornaments that was rigged so they'd loose  Their 1st-born son that has AIDS.

shit his pants shit his pants, Said the prophet muhammed elijac brohamwhile smoking meth  while he jacked and crack cocaine he became constipated

It was a Bright sunny day  in early May When aliens camefrom outer space.  The aliens said 'Hey there dudes',  'We brought hash!' so everyone gathered Around their ship, and blazed tothe misfits played  But the aliens attack from mars With a secret[STOP FUCKING UP THIS THHHRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD ] they wouldn't tellThe president, who tupac is alive  and wore headphones to his funeral

They were veryeresting and weird  with small pictures and inflamed clitorati  which reeked of burning  Rotting male testies

Suddenly, syrupy cadence  started a war  over baskets ofFresh ripened blueberries which led to  a treaty outlining
  the demise of
the proto-rabbit elders  Whom wore red skimpy panties and A purple bra  that looked exquisite enslaved obese vietnamese
[YOU RUINED IT ]


But suddenly, a T-rex ate them  and got indigestion, causing an uncomfortable  viscera loss and made it trip , creating a wormhole which began spewing lovely lifeless bodies in my face which were immediately  consumed by rabid  Tea party members whose unmatched fury, caused by tweaking  koala bears, while ching their mothers with cold fingers and a smile.

She was undeniably fucking retarded, so I dry smashed Her sodden breast and topped it with chicken tandoori which tasted strongly Of yeast infection It was delicious , yet it somehow activated the sphincter - hurt my ass.

there was crying  tears of anguish which I ate.

So it begins ... in my pants. , a party unfolded: A rape party. with mongoloid hosts , hookers were killed Until I remembered what i ate. regurgitated it then i took  a coat hanger  and aborted my best friends dog for all to feast upon happily.

Little did they know i was of the gay  shroom eater tribe  bashing neo nazis  for about 'tree-fiddy' and some PCP.  , a decent price.


All that glitters  is that which  is gold And  I plug happily,  scaring the niggers  away from my  maple syrup stash .

eat pubic hairs  Because they are  Great for flossing  d eating out

Heres a joke : "what did the  black man say  to the chinaman?"  "Your dick's small."  the children laughed and pa cried.  His lubricating tears made mama wet.  the dog lapped  Up everyones pain
while jizzing everywhere.

  Whilst the police  got really high  off my stash  of laced doughnuts  laced with methamphetamine  But all that  came to fruition  only after my  balls started to  Recede into my  grandmothers large anus. Gigantic retarded narwhals  starting eating her  old hairy snatch  and my balls  That looked like  crushed walrus brains. 

Strewn across the  magical narwhal homeland  was a lonely  , lonely, barren wasteland. Within this wasteland  there lie four  runestones of power!  That were guarded  by twelve hairy  Virgin pig women  who harnessed magic  Mighty golden dildos  which when rubbed  spewed forth endless  streams of acidic  purple cyanide water. 

They said to  sacrifice the children  should they want  Mescaline, Marijuana, Mushrooms,  and 1000 lives.  Pikachu appeared and  fucked every single  hole in the  hairy raichu's body  and everybody came  in him too  with no condoms.

Raichu was pissed  because he forgot  to offer anal  sex to princess  peach even though  Mario had already  tapped dat ass.

After Raichu had  his fill of semen, he starting running  Across a field  full with dildos
And magical flowers  and anal beads  . Jesus christ appears.  soaked in urine  and holding a  urine soaked replica of satans dick :feelsweirdman: Said jesus, laughing .

Satan felt cheated but was stuck  in a bucket of tiny corn , he was blazed because the acid  was bunk. Thanks  to them damn wook festy faggots all succumbed to the dark side which smelled closely like burnt pubes.

Then Satan took the liberty of being a homosexual it wath thooper.
Unfortunately, being homosexual he was filled with feels good man and thangs. so he decided to take refuge and do thangs under a rock when his mother suddenly ate a cock sandwich and




DOMINATED THAT SHIT


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14289002 - 04/14/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

woo! reading it now. :lol:

hahahahaha, its amazing. theres some iffy parts where people made no sense, but on the whole its fucking amazing.


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14289007 - 04/14/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Win :smile:


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And if the fool or the pig are of different opinion, it is because they only know their side of the question."
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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14289017 - 04/14/11 09:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i think it really shows off just how prevalent brain dammage is here at the shroomery.


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14289018 - 04/14/11 09:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lmafo:


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14289134 - 04/14/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
DOMINATED THAT SHIT



with a heavy-duty


(that was funny as fuck)


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14289422 - 04/14/11 11:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i think it really shows off just how prevalent brain dammage is here at the shroomery.




How bland would life would be without it :grin:


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14289496 - 04/14/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
DOMINATED THAT SHIT



with a heavy-duty


(that was funny as fuck)




cock mangling force

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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14289587 - 04/14/11 11:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

oh wow.

ok so 3 weeks ago i dropped some shitty class i had because the subject material couldnt hold my interest, was irrelevant, and the professor was a total bitch.

anyway, apparently there was just an exam due in the class (which was an essay) and she emailed me asking where my essay was as it was due last week and she still hasnt received mine. i guess she doesnt know that im no longer in that class.

im SO tempted to take this story, touch it up for grammar and legibility, and email it to her.

hahahahaha

i cant do that though. something terrible would happen, i know it. but its a fun thought to entertain.


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #14290261 - 04/14/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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cock mangling force



Then Satan's mother


stop ruining the thread with off topic faggotry:crankey: at least contribute!:crankey::zaphod:


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14290378 - 04/14/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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oh wow.

ok so 3 weeks ago i dropped some shitty class i had because the subject material couldnt hold my interest, was irrelevant, and the professor was a total bitch.

anyway, apparently there was just an exam due in the class (which was an essay) and she emailed me asking where my essay was as it was due last week and she still hasnt received mine. i guess she doesnt know that im no longer in that class.

im SO tempted to take this story, touch it up for grammar and legibility, and email it to her.

hahahahaha

i cant do that though. something terrible would happen, i know it. but its a fun thought to entertain.





LOL, i would give you mad internet props if you pulled this off.


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14290411 - 04/14/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sadly, he sighs  my prolapsed penislooks so good under black light of animal orifices capsizing over vestiges.

She was undeniably fucking retarded, so I dry smashed Her sodden breast and topped it with chicken tandoori which tasted strongly Of yeast infection It was delicious

:rofl:

Pure gold

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Quote:

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cock mangling force



Then Satan's mother


stop ruining the thread with off topic faggotry:crankey: at least contribute!:crankey::zaphod:




had a hernia


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: propensity]
    #14290440 - 04/14/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shop for: San Pedro, Monistat :lol:


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: propensity]
    #14290470 - 04/14/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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had a hernia



from Jesus' golden


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14290516 - 04/14/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

cock and balls


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14290525 - 04/14/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

furiously thrusting forth


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: propensity]
    #14290529 - 04/14/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

into his own


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14290539 - 04/14/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

fathers dirty mouth


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: propensity]
    #14290553 - 04/14/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

(Our) hero then realised



(its 4, give a fuck :crankey:)


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