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SumerOfreedom
1st # in ur moms phone



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Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake...
#14289497 - 04/14/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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OK check this shit out. I made parole not long ago and waited to feel out my new parole officer before I started back at my favorite past time. I.V. Heroin, I know not the smartest thing. But out of three times on paper Ive never let my self get bad enough to were I couldn't clean up to piss. Except for the occasional house visit, which as long as I'm not high or shooting when she gets here I'm good. I don't keep shit in the house.
Here is my situation, I felt like a good nod today and had a reason for not being home if she came by the house. So about an hour ago I set out on the mission. Having gotten my stash I headed to the house just to shoot and then I was gonna be on my way again. Well I was in the bathroom doing my thing. And then the phone rings, I run to the phone and answer with out looking first. Well in the process I knock a bright orange needle cap in the sink down the drain. Then when I get to the phone to answer it. It was my P.O. She said hey, I be by there around 3 be home. So I was stuck. But no biggie I hadn't shot anything yet and am clean. So just get the shit out the house and I'm good.
WRONG, I went into the bathroom the get the cap to cap the syringe up and I can see it plain as day. But I cant get to it. If she goes in the bathroom she is gonna see it if she stand over the sink. Which she will to look in the medicine cabinet.
So does anyone know a fast way to get shit out the U bend under the sink with out making a fucking mess. I got an hour and a half to get it out. Thanks ahead for any and all help.
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Coaster
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: SumerOfreedom]
#14289506 - 04/14/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lil_demented
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: SumerOfreedom]
#14289529 - 04/14/11 11:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Get a coat hanger and try to push it down further into the drain. 
Or take off the pee trap (U bend in drain), It will unscrew pretty easy under the sink, you'll need a big ass pair of plyers or a monkey wrench. Some you can do by hand.
That pee trap is there to catch stuff that gets dropped in the drain so I can be retrieved without disassembling the plumbing in the house.
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: SumerOfreedom]
#14289567 - 04/14/11 11:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Rig up an attachment to your vacuum cleaner hose that's narrow enough to fit into the drain. Try to suck that shit out, or use the suction to lift it out.
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lil_demented
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Set]
#14289576 - 04/14/11 11:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Drop a deuce right on top of the drain and leave it there. I bet she doesn't move it to see whats under there.
Take pictures of her reaction and tell her it's this huge joke.
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: lil_demented]
#14289578 - 04/14/11 11:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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thats funny
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SumerOfreedom
1st # in ur moms phone



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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Set]
#14289614 - 04/14/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I tried to get to the pea trap but its all soldered shut by the land lord. I guess so if you fuck it up he will know and there goes your security deposit. But this calls for fucking it up. Ive been trying to get it from the top but I cant. Ima see if my neighbor has a shop vac I can use. Hell thats who the dope came from any way. The least he can do is help a customer out.
I think I might go buy a drain stopper at the hardware store real quick. Its missing and thats why you can see it down there.
Edited by SumerOfreedom (04/14/11 11:49 AM)
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Atheist]
#14289631 - 04/14/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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those fucking orange caps lol
if only they were magnetic
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Coaster]
#14289655 - 04/14/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bubblegum on the end of a coat hanger? But if the bubblegum gets stuck then you're drain will be all clogged.
Get a bunch of nasty hair out of the shower drain and cram it in there on top of it.
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SumerOfreedom
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Coaster]
#14289666 - 04/14/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just got off the phone with the neighbor He said he has to plumbing PVC and we can just rip the metal shit out real quick if the shop vac don't work. Ill be back with the update after the PO leaves hopefully. The gum dont sound bad either or some duct tape rolled back wards in a ball on the end of a coat hanger. Im off the get this fuck before three. I got 68 minutes give or take, wish me luck.
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: SumerOfreedom]
#14289717 - 04/14/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The drain-stopper sounds like the best idea. Hell, I'd throw anything dark or black down there to cover the orange cap before she shows up.
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: thePatient]
#14289863 - 04/14/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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this is like reality tv right here
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: SumerOfreedom]
#14289897 - 04/14/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You should make yourself throw up over the cap, after you eat a bag of the puffy, bright orange cheetos.
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Moronicus] 1
#14289922 - 04/14/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Enthrall] 1
#14289969 - 04/14/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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if she looks down the drain using two hands slam her face into the faucet then drowned her in the toilet..
then shootup
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14290038 - 04/14/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im sure right about now is the moment of truth, fingers crossed...
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: lifeinallday] 1
#14290071 - 04/14/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahah hope you got busted
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Anthony917]
#14290091 - 04/14/11 01:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So its 3:30!!!
What happened????
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: Anthony917]
#14290098 - 04/14/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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HELLO P.O. LADY!
DID U THINK TO CHECK HIS COMPUTER?
THAT CAP IN HIS SINK HAS TOTALLY BEEN THERE FOR MONTHS!
MONTHS I TELLZ YA!
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Re: Need serious help with a dumb ass stoner mistake... [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14290116 - 04/14/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
realfuzzhead said:

if she looks down the drain using two hands slam her face into the faucet then drowned her in the toilet..
then shootup
Best advice yet
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