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cock sandwich and
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Dosile Kouki
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a concentration of sweat shop workers hungry for death plotted a scheme. to rape cattle which they drank , shit was dank.
Eventually, they travelled TO THE FORGOTTEN land of drugs Where peace ruled over nobody. Violence was considered sexy, especially necrotic coathanger, implanted in his dirty, scummy seed containing rectal cavity. Sadly, he sighs my prolapsed penislooks so good under black light of animal orifices capsizing over vestiges.
"I LOVE LAMP ", said the duncecap , he was content, or not.. in his down-syndrome-ery.
capitalism flourished, billiously because money makes the tits lactate when appropriately titillated. make it rain make it rain from another motherWith scatman caruthers
Next, our traveller decided to discombobulate a multi-dimensional pikachu with a machete from collective consciousness. Before his mother shat in his Glass of moonshine then sold him To rabid munchkins that were involved [in] Competitive bingo tornaments that was rigged so they'd loose Their 1st-born son that has AIDS.
shit his pants shit his pants, Said the prophet muhammed elijac brohamwhile smoking meth while he jacked and crack cocaine he became constipated
It was a Bright sunny day in early May When aliens camefrom outer space. The aliens said 'Hey there dudes', 'We brought hash!' so everyone gathered Around their ship, and blazed tothe misfits played But the aliens attack from mars With a secret[STOP FUCKING UP THIS THHHRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD ] they wouldn't tellThe president, who tupac is alive and wore headphones to his funeral
They were veryeresting and weird with small pictures and inflamed clitorati which reeked of burning Rotting male testies
Suddenly, syrupy cadence started a war over baskets ofFresh ripened blueberries which led to a treaty outlining the demise of the proto-rabbit elders Whom wore red skimpy panties and A purple bra that looked exquisite enslaved obese vietnamese [YOU RUINED IT ]
But suddenly, a T-rex ate them and got indigestion, causing an uncomfortable viscera loss and made it trip , creating a wormhole which began spewing lovely lifeless bodies in my face which were immediately consumed by rabid Tea party members whose unmatched fury, caused by tweaking koala bears, while ching their mothers with cold fingers and a smile.
She was undeniably fucking retarded, so I dry smashed Her sodden breast and topped it with chicken tandoori which tasted strongly Of yeast infection It was delicious , yet it somehow activated the sphincter - hurt my ass.
there was crying tears of anguish which I ate.
So it begins ... in my pants. , a party unfolded: A rape party. with mongoloid hosts , hookers were killed Until I remembered what i ate. regurgitated it then i took a coat hanger and aborted my best friends dog for all to feast upon happily.
Little did they know i was of the gay shroom eater tribe bashing neo nazis for about 'tree-fiddy' and some PCP. , a decent price.
All that glitters is that which is gold And I plug happily, scaring the niggers away from my maple syrup stash .
eat pubic hairs Because they are Great for flossing d eating out
Heres a joke : "what did the black man say to the chinaman?" "Your dick's small." the children laughed and pa cried. His lubricating tears made mama wet. the dog lapped Up everyones pain while jizzing everywhere.
Whilst the police got really high off my stash of laced doughnuts laced with methamphetamine But all that came to fruition only after my balls started to Recede into my grandmothers large anus. Gigantic retarded narwhals starting eating her old hairy snatch and my balls That looked like crushed walrus brains.
Strewn across the magical narwhal homeland was a lonely , lonely, barren wasteland. Within this wasteland there lie four runestones of power! That were guarded by twelve hairy Virgin pig women who harnessed magic Mighty golden dildos which when rubbed spewed forth endless streams of acidic purple cyanide water.
They said to sacrifice the children should they want Mescaline, Marijuana, Mushrooms, and 1000 lives. Pikachu appeared and fucked every single hole in the hairy raichu's body and everybody came in him too with no condoms.
Raichu was pissed because he forgot to offer anal sex to princess peach even though Mario had already tapped dat ass.
After Raichu had his fill of semen, he starting running Across a field full with dildos And magical flowers and anal beads . Jesus christ appears. soaked in urine and holding a urine soaked replica of satans dick Said jesus, laughing .
Satan felt cheated but was stuck in a bucket of tiny corn , he was blazed because the acid was bunk. Thanks to them damn wook festy faggots all succumbed to the dark side which smelled closely like burnt pubes.
Then Satan took the liberty of being a homosexual it wath thooper. Unfortunately, being homosexual he was filled with feels good man and thangs. so he decided to take refuge and do thangs under a rock when his mother suddenly ate a cock sandwich and
DOMINATED THAT SHIT
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woo! reading it now. 
hahahahaha, its amazing. theres some iffy parts where people made no sense, but on the whole its fucking amazing.
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sjfrockerdude
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Dosile Kouki
derp


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i think it really shows off just how prevalent brain dammage is here at the shroomery.
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mongo lloyd
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: DOMINATED THAT SHIT
with a heavy-duty
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danlennon3
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: i think it really shows off just how prevalent brain dammage is here at the shroomery.
How bland would life would be without it
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Mad_Larkin

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Quote:
mongo lloyd said:
Quote:
DosileFlynn said: DOMINATED THAT SHIT
with a heavy-duty
(that was funny as fuck)
cock mangling force
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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oh wow.
ok so 3 weeks ago i dropped some shitty class i had because the subject material couldnt hold my interest, was irrelevant, and the professor was a total bitch.
anyway, apparently there was just an exam due in the class (which was an essay) and she emailed me asking where my essay was as it was due last week and she still hasnt received mine. i guess she doesnt know that im no longer in that class.
im SO tempted to take this story, touch it up for grammar and legibility, and email it to her.
hahahahaha
i cant do that though. something terrible would happen, i know it. but its a fun thought to entertain.
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Mad_Larkin said: cock mangling force
Then Satan's mother
stop ruining the thread with off topic faggotry at least contribute!
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the search for bodhisattva



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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said: oh wow.
ok so 3 weeks ago i dropped some shitty class i had because the subject material couldnt hold my interest, was irrelevant, and the professor was a total bitch.
anyway, apparently there was just an exam due in the class (which was an essay) and she emailed me asking where my essay was as it was due last week and she still hasnt received mine. i guess she doesnt know that im no longer in that class.
im SO tempted to take this story, touch it up for grammar and legibility, and email it to her.
hahahahaha
i cant do that though. something terrible would happen, i know it. but its a fun thought to entertain.
LOL, i would give you mad internet props if you pulled this off.
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propensity
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Sadly, he sighs my prolapsed penislooks so good under black light of animal orifices capsizing over vestiges.
She was undeniably fucking retarded, so I dry smashed Her sodden breast and topped it with chicken tandoori which tasted strongly Of yeast infection It was delicious

Pure gold
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mongo lloyd said:
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Mad_Larkin said: cock mangling force
Then Satan's mother
stop ruining the thread with off topic faggotry at least contribute! 
had a hernia
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Shop for: San Pedro, Monistat
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propensity said: had a hernia
from Jesus' golden
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(Our) hero then realised
(its 4, give a fuck )
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