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WORST getting caught with weed stories
    #14287361 - 04/13/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

YOU post them, WELL read em and weep.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: micro8gb]
    #14287366 - 04/13/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

already been done....


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Psy Baba]
    #14287368 - 04/13/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i figured as much. im new..


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: micro8gb]
    #14287374 - 04/13/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:laugh2:


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: The Phleg]
    #14287380 - 04/13/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

soooorrrry everybody  :doh:


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Psy Baba]
    #14287395 - 04/13/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Psy Baba]
    #14287399 - 04/13/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I really havnt had any bad "getting caught with weed" situations. Have been caught burning in my car by police oo, probably 5 or 6 times, eveytime they have just taken the weed and said have a nice day. One time the officer made me dump the bag of weed on the grass on the side of the highway, then said ok u may go, i watched in my rear view as i drove away, and he bent over and picked up a nug....lmao  Oh CANADA


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: cdnshroom]
    #14287407 - 04/13/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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chameleon303 said:
Quote:

DuNeRaVeR said:
already been done....




thats what they said before world war 1 started...



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cdnshroom said:
I really havnt had any bad "getting caught with weed" situations. Have been caught burning in my car by police oo, probably 5 or 6 times, eveytime they have just taken the weed and said have a nice day. One time the officer made me dump the bag of weed on the grass on the side of the highway, then said ok u may go, i watched in my rear view as i drove away, and he bent over and picked up a nug....lmao  Oh CANADA



you lucky fuck.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: micro8gb]
    #14287426 - 04/13/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah i've had about 6 or 7 run-ins with the cops, but they really just don't care in california. they even let me keep my nug and told me to go smoke indoors.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14287446 - 04/13/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

in good ol' kansas weed is the devil himself taken on the form of a plant.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14287450 - 04/13/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

when i was young dumb and stupid, i had 3 or 4 bongs a bubbler and a pipe with a half ounce of weed on me with no shoes on. (i was moving it was the last trip)

well i got pulled over for doing some really stupid shit.

they made me break all the pieces and they took my weed.  made me walk home with out shoes on.

the worse part about it the very next morning i had to be in court for something very similar. possetion of mj, paraphelia and stupid traffic bullshit (which that time i went to jail for)  :facepalm:


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14287457 - 04/13/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i was in the park and some dude comes up and asks if his dog can swim in this nasty pond

me and two of my dudes say sure

dog comes right at our pockets.. i was the only one with weed but luckily my cig burned the fuck outa its nose

haha  so i didnt get caught but it was a cool story

the guys hat said DEA at closer look


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: micro8gb]
    #14287465 - 04/13/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

none but i've almost gotten caught with coke and heroin/needles a few times... scary shit.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: the human abstract]
    #14287471 - 04/13/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

how did your cig do that? was it lit in your pocket??


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: micro8gb]
    #14287482 - 04/13/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No drug can replace the high that is running for your life from the police.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: gzuf]
    #14287492 - 04/13/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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No drug can replace the high that is running for your life from the police.




specially while driving


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: the human abstract]
    #14287507 - 04/13/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I got possession and paraphernalia for having a pipe with resin in it


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Dobie]
    #14287515 - 04/13/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i got a paraphenia charge for having wrapping papers and a gram on me..


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: rackem]
    #14287534 - 04/13/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my mom found me smokin weed in the bathroom and punched me in my face about 4 times. she told me if she ever caught me she would break my face and well.... that's what she did


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: highc]
    #14287539 - 04/13/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofldrunk:

mom knocked you the fuck out. haha thats great


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Dobie]
    #14287543 - 04/13/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I got possession and paraphernalia for having a pipe with resin in it




LOL that is so fucking ridiculous it almost doesn't make sense


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14287554 - 04/13/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I got the possession charge cause the pipe had resin it was pretty gay


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14287559 - 04/13/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

and then kicked me out at 16 on christmas eve! ha and that was for weed. if she only knew bout the tubs of boomers and dimitri iv'e harvested on a given day. or the amounts of acid i have taken in a single setting she would disown me on the spot!!


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: highc]
    #14287570 - 04/13/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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and then kicked me out at 16 on christmas eve! ha and that was for weed. if she only knew bout the tubs of boomers and dimitri iv'e harvested on a given day. or the amounts of acid i have taken in a single setting she would disown me on the spot!!




god thats so terrible.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: micro8gb]
    #14287586 - 04/13/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ya, I'll admit it... I was caught with weed. But i'm off probation next month - BOOYA :gethigh:


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: highc]
    #14287590 - 04/13/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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my mom found me smokin weed in the bathroom and punched me in my face about 4 times. she told me if she ever caught me she would break my face and well.... that's what she did



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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Dobie]
    #14287599 - 04/13/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I got the possession charge cause the pipe had resin it was pretty gay




that's proof that our legal system has nothing else better to do.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: micro8gb]
    #14287608 - 04/13/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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and then kicked me out at 16 on christmas eve! ha and that was for weed. if she only knew bout the tubs of boomers and dimitri iv'e harvested on a given day. or the amounts of acid i have taken in a single setting she would disown me on the spot!!




god thats so terrible.




idk if thats sarcasm or not lol. but i can see where she is coming from. especially considering i use to just want to get fucked up before. if i tried to explain to her how i use dmt and mushrooms and peyote for spiritual reasoning (which i currently do) she would be the first person to call the police and the ward to have me locked up. ugh.. but thats not my birth mother. my birth mother took "E" one time and she saw the devil and jesus told her to change so she can go to heaven. and i thought to myself... damn i want some of that e. lol... gettin off topic.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: highc]
    #14287649 - 04/13/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was woken up in the wee hours of the morning by a cop tapping his flashlight on my car window.  He wanted to know why I was in this parking lot after hours and wanted to search my car.  I wan't even awake yet and gave in without too much fight.:facepalm:  I got booked for a pipe and weed dust.

Riding in a cop car is a shitty way to start a day.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: highc]
    #14287658 - 04/13/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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highc said:
and then kicked me out at 16 on christmas eve! ha and that was for weed. if she only knew bout the tubs of boomers and dimitri iv'e harvested on a given day. or the amounts of acid i have taken in a single setting she would disown me on the spot!!




god thats so terrible.




idk if thats sarcasm or not lol. but i can see where she is coming from. especially considering i use to just want to get fucked up before. if i tried to explain to her how i use dmt and mushrooms and peyote for spiritual reasoning (which i currently do) she would be the first person to call the police and the ward to have me locked up. ugh.. but thats not my birth mother. my birth mother took "E" one time and she saw the devil and jesus told her to change so she can go to heaven. and i thought to myself... damn i want some of that e. lol... gettin off topic.



NOT sarcasm. that truly is terrible.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: donteatasians]
    #14287662 - 04/13/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

doing anything that has to do with:

police, irs, government, bills, etc

blows but your right.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: rackem] * 1
    #14288023 - 04/14/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Me and this girl smoked up her basement bathroom last night and her dad woke up and hour later to let the dog out and comes downstairs and smells it right away.

He then WOKE us up. I was laying there with my hand on his daughters boob and what is the first thing I say to him... "sup dude?" lol. Then I realized who it was and introduced myself. He said to my friend "we will talk about this in the morning"... OH SHIT hahaha. We're fucking spoonin on the couch and theres a few empty beer cans on the table beside us and the bathroom smells like pot. Bwahaha luckily her dad was pretty chill about it.

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    #14288027 - 04/14/11 01:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i like the part about the boob :coaster:


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Coaster]
    #14288055 - 04/14/11 01:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i like the part about the boob :coaster:



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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: TheHandOfDoom]
    #14288058 - 04/14/11 01:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Me and this girl smoked up her basement bathroom last night and her dad woke up and hour later to let the dog out and comes downstairs and smells it right away.

He then WOKE us up. I was laying there with my hand on his daughters boob and what is the first thing I say to him... "sup dude?" lol. Then I realized who it was and introduced myself. He said to my friend "we will talk about this in the morning"... OH SHIT hahaha. We're fucking spoonin on the couch and theres a few empty beer cans on the table beside us and the bathroom smells like pot. Bwahaha luckily her dad was pretty chill about it.

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dats hilarious !!!


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Dobie]
    #14288067 - 04/14/11 01:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah I like that part too. This friday shes gonna come over here where we can smoke all the weed we want and I'm gonna DSHSB.
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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: TheHandOfDoom]
    #14288125 - 04/14/11 01:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ur really going to hit it anally without lubrication?!?!?!?

b/c thats not as fun as it may sound trust me


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: micro8gb]
    #14288303 - 04/14/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Once I drove from DC/VA to Florida to visit my friend, had a 1/4 of dank and was smoking and driving 100 the whole way there. Got to my friend's house in record time at like 7am, had like a half gram of weed left, woke my friend up and he was hungry so we got in his car to go to taco bell or someshit. Made it about a block from his house and a cop pulled us over, profiled us, searched us, found my half a bowl of weed, 2 flexiril pills and a pipe then I spent the next ~6 months in jail and got fucked because I didn't have any money to defend myself. Since I disappeared from my life in VA that also fucked up my job/house/car/everything else situation and left me in terrible debt from which I am barely recovered from ~7 years later

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fuck florida

But what an adventure eh.. after I escaped from the evil clutches of Florida I spent the next 2 years floating around the country, that was cool

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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Shroomism]
    #14288382 - 04/14/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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yeah i've had about 6 or 7 run-ins with the cops, but they really just don't care in california. they even let me keep my nug and told me to go smoke indoors.





Indeed...


I live in California also & have had 4 to 5 encounters with cops where my friends, or I, had pot on us/smoking. They always just tell us to dump the weed out and be on our way. They've even let my friends keep their pipe and stash jar. And I have a few friends where the cops let them keep their weed.



Like you said, they really don't care all that much, at least with my run-ins with them. And since the new year the charge for possession of an ounce or less is only an infraction, a $100 ticket if memory serves me correct. I feel safe here (sorta), I would be all sorts of paranoid living outside of the west coast and smoking pot haha....





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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: openmind]
    #14288389 - 04/14/11 03:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Last year they pulled up on the curb right by my feet while I was drunk making a joint. Well I reached into my sock and threw the bag away(a couple of feet).

They saw me throw it and were shouting at me saying I was on camera and what did I throw. I asked what camera? They didn't like that. Deny,deny,deny.

At the end of it they asked me to sign a piece of paper and I said why would I sign something that I'm not guilty of? He facepalmed and said he'd be in touch.

Been over a year so the coast is clear:highfive:


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: openmind]
    #14288392 - 04/14/11 03:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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yeah i've had about 6 or 7 run-ins with the cops, but they really just don't care in california. they even let me keep my nug and told me to go smoke indoors.





Indeed...


I live in California also & have had 4 to 5 encounters with cops where my friends, or I, had pot on us/smoking. They always just tell us to dump the weed out and be on our way. They've even let my friends keep their pipe and stash jar. And I have a few friends where the cops let them keep their weed.



Like you said, they really don't care all that much, at least with my run-ins with them. And since the new year the charge for possession of an ounce or less is only an infraction, a $100 ticket if memory serves me correct. I feel safe here (sorta), I would be all sorts of paranoid living outside of the west coast and smoking pot haha....





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I still feel very unsafe in Washington smoking pot.

Fucking jack-booted thugs.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: openmind]
    #14288394 - 04/14/11 03:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Tripping balls on benadryl i Got caught with a homemade bong on federal property. I was cussing, causing a scene, and making no sense in my stories. I said i was delivering food. Which i did work for delivery but was off and had empty bags. Then i hallucinated showing them my licenses which i didn't have and was constantly talking to a company next to me who didn't even exist. Then after all that he just let me go. Even put my bong back. Lol. Im a very lucky fuck. I Got stories like this all day long.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: highc]
    #14288466 - 04/14/11 04:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Police walking into my room with my dad, looks at my weed, leaves it alone, takes me to the psychyatry ward for 3 months..............


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Fisherman]
    #14288528 - 04/14/11 05:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

haha holy shit that's probably the worst story yet


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: briant230]
    #14288546 - 04/14/11 06:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I had a couple of cops bust in my apartment a couple of years ago without a warrant, while I was smoking a bong (guess they thought I'd be stupid and give up my rights).  They thought that shit would work until I immediately told them I knew what they did was illegal and I have a lawyer.  I still got my bong confiscated along with a shit ton of beer, but I didn't go to jail that night :shrug: .. still pisses me off to this day they got away with it.

Knowing your rights can help sometimes though.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14290592 - 04/14/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

We got busted growing pot at least 3 times as a teenager each times they just took out plants and didn't do shit about it


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Dobie]
    #14290853 - 04/14/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My roommate was at a party and the cops came because of a noise compliant. Everybody except 5 people ran and they caught a few of them and found around and eighth or a quarter total of weed. The cops came back to the house and told the owner of the house that they left a little present for them. On the table was all the weed they confiscated. Then the 5 people left smoked it all on the spot.

Being respectful pays off.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: bryguy27007]
    #14291179 - 04/14/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that was fuckin badass of the cops. :congrats:


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    #14292571 - 04/14/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:
Yeah.

It's nice to get reminded every now and then that some cops realize they have more important shit to do than bust kids for parties and weed.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Coaster]
    #14293927 - 04/15/11 02:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Probably not good sir but I will probably hit it anally WITH lube.

FO SHOO.


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: TheHandOfDoom]
    #14293952 - 04/15/11 02:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

some lass at work was all 'you smoking that wackinz baccyinz' i thought she were all yo and shit but then she freaked


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Re: WORST getting caught with weed stories [Re: Shroomism]
    #14377291 - 04/30/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

BRO!!!  I was having a paranoid day and decided to search laws and shit and came upon your 9 page thread from '04 when you got searched without cause in FLA and read the whole thing.  Then I did an advanced search using your handle and the word "jail" and found this post.  Man what an experience, I was amazed to see how many people were contributing cash to get you out and everything they did to you, $5000 bail for flex. that is so messed up.  $5000!  I could understand that for Roxy's or something like that, for for flex.???  Do you think there was some sort of "alternative" evil at play?  PM me and I'll tell you my deal.  It'll take me about an hour to type it all, but if interested, let me know.  Anyway, I did the search to see if you were still around and I'm glad it all worked out and you are building your life again.  I've been rebuilding mine for a long long time now and I can tell you one thing, I check the local laws everywhere I go, and I never "look the part".  Thats all I'll say publically.  Anyway, its good to meet you and see you made it out of that hell hole.  Florida is one of the most communist states in this messed up country, their laws are so harsh because of the cocaine thing in the 70's, that they'll throw you in prison for small amounts of pot, it's a bad news state and I won't even go there on business.  Glad to see you around man, I just spent an hour reading through all those posts on your case and it really amazed me that they hit you so hard on the flex. and not on the weed.  Crazy strange to me.  Later.


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