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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: EMC [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14283505 - 04/13/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had a very realistic alien invasion dream.

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Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14283513 - 04/13/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I dreamed I lost one of my legs. Then I woke up and my left leg was so numb I had to hobble to the bathroom.

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Re: EMC [Re: lil_demented]
    #14283518 - 04/13/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

have you ever woken up after sleeping on an arm for so long that it is completely numb for over a minute and eventually you get worried that it will have to be amputated? i hate that shit... but it always comes back to life :thumbup:


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Re: EMC [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14283529 - 04/13/11 12:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've had my arm so numb when I woke up that it was all white and pale.

When the feeling comes back your happy that you didn't loose your arm.
But that quickly fades to sadness because it hurts like hell.

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Re: EMC [Re: lil_demented]
    #14283534 - 04/13/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I hate when I can't move a leg/arm because it's asleep. It's painful. I'll usually use my other arm or something to force it to move and try to tough through the awkwardness.


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Re: EMC [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14283540 - 04/13/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You could quickly pull up some computer p0rn and give yourself a stranger. :shrug:
Thats why I leave my computer on all the time.

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Re: EMC [Re: lil_demented]
    #14283559 - 04/13/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Not a bad idea.

If you're capable of sucking your own dick, you could do it after coming home from the dentists' office high on novacaine. :lol:
Or snort a bunch of coke then do it.


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Re: EMC [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14283561 - 04/13/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy: I needed that. First good laugh of the day.

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Re: EMC [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14283563 - 04/13/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you have to be damn flexible to suck your own dick.

i cant even get close.

can anyone ACTUALLY do that?


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Re: EMC [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14283569 - 04/13/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)


Start @ 0:35

Edited by lil_demented (04/13/11 12:11 PM)

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Re: EMC [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14283570 - 04/13/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dude, people claim it. I can't even get close either. :nonono:


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Re: EMC [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14283584 - 04/13/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A horrible sensation is when you've pins and needles in a limb and you start scratching said limb. Try it,it feels fucked.:thumbup:


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Re: EMC [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14284550 - 04/13/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



This guy does!


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Re: EMC [Re: lil_demented]
    #14284558 - 04/13/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Demented your sig cracks me up!  :laugh2:


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Re: EMC [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14286848 - 04/13/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hey inner eye :cool:


also,
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SamuelLJackson said:
have you ever woken up after sleeping on an arm for so long that it is completely numb for over a minute and eventually you get worried that it will have to be amputated? i hate that shit... but it always comes back to life :thumbup:




I once fell asleep on a plane with my legs over the arm of the chair, hanging into the isle.

When I was woken up by the stewardess because she couldn't get her trolley past my legs, I couldn't feel from my ass down. NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING. It was the scariest moment, legit thought I was a paraplegic. I had to move my legs with my arms too because they wouldn't budge. It took 15Min's to get feeling back in my feet.

Moral of the story it :feelsweirdman:

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Re: EMC [Re: mrckb]
    #14286866 - 04/13/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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mrckb said:
hey inner eye :cool:


also,
Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
have you ever woken up after sleeping on an arm for so long that it is completely numb for over a minute and eventually you get worried that it will have to be amputated? i hate that shit... but it always comes back to life :thumbup:




I once fell asleep on a plane with my legs over the arm of the chair, hanging into the isle.

When I was woken up by the stewardess because she couldn't get her trolley past my legs, I couldn't feel from my ass down. NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING. It was the scariest moment, legit thought I was a paraplegic. I had to move my legs with my arms too because they wouldn't budge. It took 15Min's to get feeling back in my feet.

Moral of the story it :feelsweirdman:




Bro you're posting in todays/yesterdays EMC thread. Shameful bump!

but yeah, some people have actually gotten nerve damage from such shenanigans. Usually ends up being drunkards that fall asleep on an arm.. sometimes it takes months to regain use of said arm. That must :feelsbadman:

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Re: EMC [Re: LbDub]
    #14286877 - 04/13/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha I realised I was bumping yesterdays emc but fuck it. I wanted to share my story :awehigh:

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