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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14281143 - 04/12/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

MOVIN LIKE BERNIE




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Offlinehighc
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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14281164 - 04/12/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

to the closest


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: highc]
    #14281174 - 04/12/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

behind the woodshed

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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: highc]
    #14281176 - 04/12/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

where the booze


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Frontchasack]
    #14281180 - 04/12/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

get funneled anally

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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: lil_demented]
    #14281189 - 04/12/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

then regurgitated onto


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"I once was here, but now I'm not. I went away to smoke some pot. I left this here to prove a point, that life ain't shit without a joint."

R.I.P. J.M.B. 5.26.06

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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Frontchasack]
    #14281205 - 04/12/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dingle berry stew

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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: lil_demented]
    #14281230 - 04/12/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

TO THE RESCUE.....


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Invisiblemrckb
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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14281482 - 04/12/11 11:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

said the midget

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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: mrckb]
    #14281492 - 04/12/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

while he smelled

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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: lil_demented]
    #14281526 - 04/12/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

smoke from the


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Big Worm]
    #14281539 - 04/12/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

grey burning sarcophagus


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: twighead]
    #14281685 - 04/13/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

full of Marlboros


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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Frontchasack]
    #14281872 - 04/13/11 01:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

fuck fuck fuck

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Offlinepropensity
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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14281882 - 04/13/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I hate marbs.


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̸ۨ͜۞̷̛̗̗͉͇̰̅͒ͯͩ̆ͯ̑͘ ̶̖̭ͧ͛ͬ͑ͣͦ̍ͧ͐͟Dolphins of Dank۞̷̛̗̗͉͇̰̅͒ͯͩ̆

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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: propensity]
    #14282061 - 04/13/11 02:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hemorrhaging panic attack


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We can travel through life... But do we know where we are going?

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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Ktiersmat]
    #14282161 - 04/13/11 03:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

coupled with diarrhea

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Offlinepropensity
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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: TYL3R]
    #14282181 - 04/13/11 03:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

And a marb


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̸ۨ͜۞̷̛̗̗͉͇̰̅͒ͯͩ̆ͯ̑͘ ̶̖̭ͧ͛ͬ͑ͣͦ̍ͧ͐͟Dolphins of Dank۞̷̛̗̗͉͇̰̅͒ͯͩ̆

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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: propensity]
    #14282198 - 04/13/11 03:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this is where we are at so far.

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While climbing mushrooms I ate pizza with some acid then I spilt a few blunts. Like a banana then I got right fucked up. While fingering the butthole of her friends ugly stepsister then I came home to see my sister spreading her homemade butter all over my necrotic mold infested with all kinds of filthy shat. And I thought “ill show you penis” so jesus said “fuck this thread” and went to bed to suck his acid blotter paper and trip tits.
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Suddenly he discovered he had breasts confused with mountains in his mouthwere bigger than Americas national debt. Jesus had problems but mongo tried to suck his fresh anal leakage. But the smell was too erotic for his tastes so he fucked his keyring then superman flew up his ass. He became pregnant and zach Snyder birthed mini superman. He was destined to fly through smelly thangs like oprah winfreys snizz.
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Dr. Oz wasn’t prepared for what she was gonna do when she registered here as Coaster. Lost the game, but didn’t care, because he was a flaming homosexual that liked to engage in many bovine Cleveland steamers with the neighbors whose greasy Turkish daughter was bisexual and loved eating chewy nipple flesh that was seasoned with marinara sauce.
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Her clitoris was drenched in milk under the brush, and then the fat black kid raped his mom. And then the boobs formed cheese. And then the stuttering stutterer stuttered coughed up blood from afircan cow-dick far away from the stench of maggot infested cowpies that littered the grassy green fields that were actually full of marijuana.
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Taking a crap on a car with leaky T-tops and a rusty man taking pictures and kickass tunes with his little feet in my bag of worms which tasted like smashed ass holes. Small ripened nipples that could cut through raw souls of orphan children who mercilessly raped me and mom who had just rode a horse. “Skinned the dog into the sun,” said the lord, who masturbated furiously into a cup on Obamas back while he mercilessly finished his tea on airforce one which flew into a large hippo; subsequently ending any life on venus, but greatly increasing jesus raptors e-peen whos girlfriend was a small mouse with many bleeding blue hairy toenail stab wounds from pigs in space who live by laws of oblivion.
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Near a galaxy packed with ravenous flesh eating slugs whose favorite music is crappy punk who eat poo off a loaf, its called crustpunk. When you eat a crusty vagina topped with crabs, filthy flying pigs like to screw in crazy dreamscapes with no rubbers. MOVIN LIKE BERNIE to the closet behind the woodshed where the booze gets funneled anally, then regurgitated into dingleberry stew.
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“TO THE RESCUE,” said the midget, while he smelled smoke from the grey burning sarcophagus full of marlboros. “FUCK FUCK FUCK, I HATE MARBS,” hemorrhaging panic attack coupled with diarrhea and a marb….





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Re: 3 Word Story [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14282203 - 04/13/11 03:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

a concatenation of


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大开眼界

:awegroove:
:fbsnugs::fbsnugs::fbsnugs:
Hasta siempre, comandante.
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