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OfflineConnor4050
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How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah.
    #14279390 - 04/12/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The ancient Israelites and Romans knew the significance of testicles. The words testify, testimony and testicle all come from the Latin testis, for testicles. When Roman men gave testimony, they held their testicles in their hand, for they regarded them as sacred. This custom is mentioned in the Old Testament. In the King James translation, the passage reads, "And Abraham said: 'unto his eldest servant of his house... Put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh: And I will make thee swear...'"


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: Connor4050]
    #14279399 - 04/12/11 06:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

...no one cares.  I kind of gathered this by myself with the simple knowlege that most words come from latin roots and TESTicle and TESTify are similiar.


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: Funguspants] * 1
    #14279405 - 04/12/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Honestly makes perfect sense
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Funguspants said:
...no one cares.  I kind of gathered this by myself with the simple knowlege that most words come from latin roots and TESTicle and TESTify are similiar.




You are such a worthless poster. Every time you post, it's negative and over-dramatic.

Just shut up


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: propensity]
    #14279424 - 04/12/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

propensity said:
Honestly makes perfect sense
Quote:

Funguspants said:
...no one cares.  I kind of gathered this by myself with the simple knowlege that most words come from latin roots and TESTicle and TESTify are similiar.




You are such a worthless poster. Every time you post, it's negative and over-dramatic.

Just shut up




5 :mushroom2: for you!


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: propensity]
    #14279430 - 04/12/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

"Place your left testicle on the Bible..."


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: Connor4050]
    #14279437 - 04/12/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Connor4050 said:
The ancient Israelites and Romans knew the significance of testicles. The words testify, testimony and testicle all come from the Latin testis, for testicles. When Roman men gave testimony, they held their testicles in their hand, for they regarded them as sacred. This custom is mentioned in the Old Testament. In the King James translation, the passage reads, "And Abraham said: 'unto his eldest servant of his house... Put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh: And I will make thee swear...'"




Dude, I actually read that passage and found it to be mighty strange without an explanation. There are other parts where they do that too. I was like :dudewtf:

Thanks for educating me today, I really had no idea about this custom.

That is fucking :rofl:


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: propensity]
    #14279440 - 04/12/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

propensity said:
Honestly makes perfect sense
Quote:

Funguspants said:
...no one cares.  I kind of gathered this by myself with the simple knowlege that most words come from latin roots and TESTicle and TESTify are similiar.




You are such a worthless poster. Every time you post, it's negative and over-dramatic.

Just shut up





Thank you :smile:

But this time i was 100% serious.  Anyone with a brain can figure this kind of shit out... maybe I'm just a genius I DK.

Words arn't as interesting as you think.  Break them down and think about it for no more than 5 minutes and you can figure stuff like this out.


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: Funguspants]
    #14279454 - 04/12/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Funguspants said:
Quote:

propensity said:
Honestly makes perfect sense
Quote:

Funguspants said:
...no one cares.  I kind of gathered this by myself with the simple knowlege that most words come from latin roots and TESTicle and TESTify are similiar.




You are such a worthless poster. Every time you post, it's negative and over-dramatic.

Just shut up





Thank you :smile:

But this time i was 100% serious.  Anyone with a brain can figure this kind of shit out... maybe I'm just a genius I DK.

Words arn't as interesting as you think.  Break them down and think about it for no more than 5 minutes and you can figure stuff like this out.



Quote:

Funguspants said:
Quote:

propensity said:
Honestly makes perfect sense
Quote:

Funguspants said:
...no one cares.  I kind of gathered this by myself with the simple knowlege that most words come from latin roots and TESTicle and TESTify are similiar.




You are such a worthless poster. Every time you post, it's negative and over-dramatic.

Just shut up





Thank you :smile:

But this time i was 100% serious.  Anyone with a brain can figure this kind of shit out... maybe I'm just a genius I DK.

Words arn't as interesting as you think.  Break them down and think about it for no more than 5 minutes and you can figure stuff like this out.




Call myself a genius in one sentence.
Spell the word "aren't" wrong in the next.
:Trollface:


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: Funguspants]
    #14279465 - 04/12/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Funguspants said:
Quote:

propensity said:
Honestly makes perfect sense
Quote:

Funguspants said:
...no one cares.  I kind of gathered this by myself with the simple knowlege that most words come from latin roots and TESTicle and TESTify are similiar.




You are such a worthless poster. Every time you post, it's negative and over-dramatic.

Just shut up





Thank you :smile:

But this time i was 100% serious.  Anyone with a brain can figure this kind of shit out... maybe I'm just a genius I DK.

Words arn't as interesting as you think.  Break them down and think about it for no more than 5 minutes and you can figure stuff like this out.




FYI, having the time to sit around on your hands randomly considering the association between words with apparently unrelated definitions does not make you a "genius."


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14279527 - 04/12/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

next time i go into court can i swear on my nuts? im atheist and swearing on a bible would offend me.


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Re: How the word "Testify" came to be. Hahah. [Re: kintos]
    #14279535 - 04/12/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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zenthor said:
next time i go into court can i swear on my nuts? im atheist and swearing on a bible would offend me.




If you were Christian, and you'd read the Bible, swearing on the Bible would offend you.


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