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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: demon66]
    #14270148 - 04/10/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Still no beer for me I'm gonna do a long stretch to totally break through the habit. I haven't felt this good in a long time.


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: muistrue]
    #14270170 - 04/11/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I drank for the first time last night in 3 weeks, apparently I pissed my pants, shit myself, then smeared the poop onto my friends wall as I screamed WE ALL GON DIE at the top of my lungs.



































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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: PreparationH]
    #14270208 - 04/11/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I have known people who have pissed and shit themselves drunk.  Mostly pissed drunk though.  I'm guilty of that one a good bit.

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: demon66]
    #14270237 - 04/11/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I never pissed myself but I one time blacked out and pissed into a friends trash can.  I walked passed a bathroom to do it too :braindamage:

now I dont really drink liquor anymore :cheers:

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: PreparationH]
    #14270258 - 04/11/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I never pissed myself but I one time blacked out and pissed into a friends trash can.  I walked passed a bathroom to do it too :braindamage:

now I dont really drink liquor anymore :cheers:



When I used to get really drunk the main tell-tale was waking up in a bathtub covered in vomit, freezing my ass off.


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: PreparationH]
    #14270267 - 04/11/11 12:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Onetime while blacked out on Saint Patty's day I whipped out my dick and peed in the trash can in front of my best friend's mom and little sister.

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14270280 - 04/11/11 12:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hahahahaha.  My mom had this friend at her job that would come and get wasted and bbq with us every once in a while.  Anyway, last time my mom brought him around he got shit faced and just stood up and pissed on our coffee table :lol:  She hasn't invited him over since.

Shame too because he's fun to be around but can not control his alcohol.  I don't wanna be like that guy when I'm 50 hahhaa

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: PreparationH]
    #14278865 - 04/12/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Please share more pissed drunk stories. 

Okay here's one for me, I once drank to much hard liquor to fast.  I was drinking flasks of whiskey before I got into the bar.  I blacked out and apparently got 86 on that bar for pissing right in the middle of the bathroom floor...so my good friend told me.  It is actually pretty funny looking back on it.    Though I really do hate black outs.

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: demon66]
    #14279141 - 04/12/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't even want to get into it, learned lessons from drinking though I'll say that much, came out unscathed with entertaining stories but I'd be lying if I said there wasn't some extremely immature behavior in there that I'm ashamed of and :facepalm:.

  But then again, I'm still here and have had zero repercussions from drinking.  I just acted a fool and got myself into fist fights that I believe I instigated without throwing the first punch.  The weird thing is though that I'm not that beer muscle, get drunk and start a problem person, I run into those people and in my past, like a moron, didn't just walk away from them.  I still drink of course but lol, when someone steals something that isn't worth shit to you, it's not worth beating your fist up on their head because the next day your hands hurt and you feel like an idiot even though you "won."  I didn't think that way even one year ago and I'm glad I do now.

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: PreparationH]
    #14279203 - 04/12/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lol this thread has turned into an AA meeting. Hi, my name is Fractal and I'm an alcoholic. :tongue:


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: muistrue]
    #14279612 - 04/12/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hmm..

Ive only consumed hard liquor 8-10 times in my life. And i havnt in over a year and im trying to never let it touch my lips for the rest of my life. The only times ive ever done something stupid or that i regret the next morning is with hard alcohol, so ima just stay away from it. I know i'll be watching my friends and my peers do stupid ass shit because of liquor and ill just be kicking back with a beer

really happy i still dont have a taste for hard alcohol

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14279623 - 04/12/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Would any of you consider drinking a fifth a month a problem? It's never more and usually less.


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: pmb]
    #14279628 - 04/12/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I personally wouldnt, but then again i really dont know much about liquor consumption so idk.

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: pmb]
    #14279629 - 04/12/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Would any of you consider drinking a fifth a month a problem? It's never more and usually less.




Yeah dude. I highly advise you see a doctor about tapering down. On a fifth a month, if you go cold turkey you're guaranteed to go into delirium tremens.


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14279666 - 04/12/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm not experiencing any withdrawal symptoms at all. In fact I feel noticeably better and more energized now. Guess I didn't have it that bad.


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14279674 - 04/12/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Would any of you consider drinking a fifth a month a problem? It's never more and usually less.




Yeah dude. I highly advise you see a doctor about tapering down. On a fifth a month, if you go cold turkey you're guaranteed to go into delirium tremens.





No shit it's not a serious problem. I know people who drink a fifth a day almost. Was just wondering peoples thoughts on my situation though.


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: pmb]
    #14279684 - 04/12/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Honestly, the fact that you even feel the need to ask kind of makes me :rofl:

No offense. My reaction honestly reflects my own habits more than yours. :smirk:


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14279706 - 04/12/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't feel any need to have anyone comment on my intake. I know I don't have any issues with 15 bucks of liquor a month. I was merely wondering if anyone out there thought that amount is a problem.


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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: pmb]
    #14279771 - 04/12/11 07:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That amount is like what I would go through in a weekend sometimes :nonono:

but when I'm drinking it? :yesyesyes:

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Re: I haven't drank any beer in 7 days [Re: PreparationH]
    #14280192 - 04/12/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A fifth a month is nothing, I know a guy who's drank a fifth a day for the past 15 years or so.

I'm not much of a beer guy, how much average beer = a fifth of 80 proof liquor?


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