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Remix
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"DMT shuts off your master gland, bro"
#14277518 - 04/12/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Remix]
#14277523 - 04/12/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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And we all know, you NEED your master gland. It's, after all, the master. Of all glands.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: koraks]
#14277537 - 04/12/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shrooms make your brain bleed.
And gay. Very gay.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: gzuf]
#14277547 - 04/12/11 11:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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god damn i knew i shouldnt have watched this.
FUCK YOU POWERS THAT BE!
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14277571 - 04/12/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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shrooms make your brain swell in your skull and bleed
acid is literally an acid that melts your brains... how else would it cause hallucinations..?
peyote is a poisonous cactus that will make you sick and change your life for the worse
and yes, DMT is notorious for causing permanent damage to the pineal gland
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: owls]
#14277583 - 04/12/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Remix]
#14277591 - 04/12/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
i fucking hate people... i hate people SOOOOO fucking much... this makes me want to cry but im to busy laughing at these people's stupidity
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After all these wonderful comments I'm happy I didn't watch the video.
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This is just ridiculous.
They call this guy a doctor, and even though he has NO IDEA what he's talking about, he seems credible to the eye of the masses.
Not to mention, they talk about how the guy THOUGHT he was going to die . C'mon, he was fucking totally, 100% physically fine.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14277643 - 04/12/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I wouldn't be surprised if there were some truth behind it having effects on the glands and your body all together but as for what this doctors saying I don't think he really knows what he's talking about.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Remix]
#14277644 - 04/12/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Holy shit not my master gland!
I better go flush my whole stash and praise Jesus for protecting me those several dozen times I used it!
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Dave Bowman]
#14277676 - 04/12/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Synthettek said: After all these wonderful comments I'm happy I didn't watch the video.
Right? Same here.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: owls]
#14277766 - 04/12/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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owls said: shrooms make your brain swell in your skull and bleed
acid is literally an acid that melts your brains... how else would it cause hallucinations..?
peyote is a poisonous cactus that will make you sick and change your life for the worse
and yes, DMT is notorious for causing permanent damage to the pineal gland 
You sir are quite incorrect. Everybody knows Shrooms make you teh gay.
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the guy might be a sheep, but you'd be surprised what doctors, nurses, etc are taught. For my pharmacology classes I've had to take for both nursing and paramedic they tell you bullshit like psychedelics stay in your spine. If drug users have a hard time just fucking storing most psychs like mushrooms or lsd, how the fuck is it gonna stay in your spine your whole life? Your CSF isn't capable of preventing degradation.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Remix] 1
#14277819 - 04/12/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's why I had all my glands replaced with monkey glands.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Le_Canard]
#14278049 - 04/12/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Stupid doctor. Oh well, I'll just carry on enjoying my nightly DMT induced dreams.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14278120 - 04/12/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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it's not nice to make a mockery out of mother nature
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14278154 - 04/12/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i love how at the end of the news piece the anchor says something about "this dangerous drug" but has no evidence of what exactly makes it "dangerous". the male nurse they interviewed said nothing about any physical danger the dude was in.
story was a definite piece.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Remix]
#14278184 - 04/12/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Remix said:

DEADLY DANGEROUS DRUG!!!
NEVER IN THEIR ENTIRE CAREERS HAVE THESE DOCTORS EVER PRESCRIBED DMT (Sched 1..)
I had my hand permanently attached to my face throughout this video... DMT OD? Yeah fucking right. You'll just think you're dying like that fool. Any other effects are not caused by the drug itself - but rather the experience.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: twighead]
#14278222 - 04/12/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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do anyone happen to know the LD50 for DMT?
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: twighead]
#14278228 - 04/12/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol
noobs
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Connor4050
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: I AM SWIM]
#14278257 - 04/12/11 02:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Does DMT even have an LD50? haha
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Connor4050]
#14278278 - 04/12/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha your dog looks so funny with the santa hat on.
you're welcome
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Connor4050]
#14278282 - 04/12/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Connor4050 said: Does DMT even have an LD50? haha
i don't think we'll ever find that out. here's a question and answer section from Erowid asking about DMT and its LD50.
"1) When smoking DMT what is the LD50 ? Can it cause a heart attack?
Certainly much higher than the amount beyond which one would have no concept of what a pipe, DMT, oneself, etc. is. Also much higher than the amount one could get into ones body by smoking before it was metabolised. I imagine that even if one hooked oneself to a machine which continously fed oxygen, nitrogen, and DMT vapour it would still be hard to _physically_ overdose. As for heart attack, I have no idea. I can imagine being scared to death (literally)."
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: gerryjarcia]
#14278785 - 04/12/11 03:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i thought dmt was a neurotransmitter
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: gerryjarcia]
#14278804 - 04/12/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Remix]
#14278810 - 04/12/11 04:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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What's wrong with shutting down the old master gland every once in a while? Sounds like it would be trippy.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: Envix]
#14278815 - 04/12/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Its a HT (serotonin) receptor agonist isn't it?
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: gzuf]
#14278819 - 04/12/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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gzuf said: Shrooms make your brain bleed.
And gay. Very gay.
Only fags bleed anyway, haven't you heard.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: blujay]
#14278882 - 04/12/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shrooms make you a homo
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does anyone know of any supplements i can take that'll preserve my master gland?
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: millzy]
#14278963 - 04/12/11 04:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: millzy]
#14278969 - 04/12/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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millzy said: does anyone know of any supplements i can take that'll preserve my master gland?
Tiger's Blood.
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Re: "DMT shuts off your master gland, bro" [Re: blujay]
#14278970 - 04/12/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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blujay said:
Quote:
gzuf said: Shrooms make your brain bleed.
And gay. Very gay.
Only fags bleed anyway, haven't you heard.
"Only women bleeeeeeeeed." Alice Cooper
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