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Offlinelimestoneman
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LOL prank callers
    #14275816 - 04/12/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So I got this prank call a while back. There were a couple of girls on the other end giggling like dumbasses and the call went something like this:
Me: Hello
Girl: Hi. Will you fuck me?
Me: What
Girl: I want you to fuck me
Me: No sorry, I can't help you there
Girl: Why are you gay?
Me: No. I am in fact only sexually attracted to Carrots, you see.
Girl: (Giggling profusely) Do you stick them up your booty hole!?
Me: Why no, I stick them into my dick while wearing clown makeup, smoking crack and praising satan
Girl: Um, here, my friend wants to talk to you...
Me: Okay
Other Girl: I want you to fuck me like a slut
Then I hear what I'm guessing to be their mother in the background: WHAT YOU YOU GIRLS DOING!? OH HELL NO!
-click-

You guys got any interesting prank call stories?


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Re: LOL prank callers [Re: limestoneman]
    #14275836 - 04/12/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

when i was 14 i thought i pulled a funny

called bestbuy telling them i bought a dvd player
opened the box
waffle maker was in it

they told me to stop by and they'll have a look

then another time i called hottopic

me: hey, do you guys have buttplugs.
him: ahh.. nope. sorry.
me: you sure?
him: hold on a sec. MIKE, do we have buttplugs here?
(can hear mike in the background): nah, might wanna try spencers.
him: try spencers
me: ty


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Re: LOL prank callers [Re: limestoneman]
    #14275857 - 04/12/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

limestoneman said:
So I got this prank call a while back. There were a couple of girls on the other end giggling like dumbasses and the call went something like this:
Me: Hello
Girl: Hi. Will you fuck me?
Me: What
Girl: I want you to fuck me
Me: No sorry, I can't help you there
Girl: Why are you gay?
Me: No. I am in fact only sexually attracted to Carrots, you see.
Girl: (Giggling profusely) Do you stick them up your booty hole!?
Me: Why no, I stick them into my dick while wearing clown makeup, smoking crack and praising satan
Girl: Um, here, my friend wants to talk to you...
Me: Okay
Other Girl: I want you to fuck me like a slut
Then I hear what I'm guessing to be their mother in the background: WHAT YOU YOU GIRLS DOING!? OH HELL NO!
-click-

You guys got any interesting prank call stories?




i prank called the cops today. and your avatar is creepy lol


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Re: LOL prank callers [Re: limestoneman]
    #14275908 - 04/12/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

With the soundboard.

Blockbuster: Hello this is Josh speaking how may I help you

Us: Goodmorning. How are you?

Blockbuster: Good, how are you?

Us: Good. First I would just like to get to know you. I have a bunch of questions and I want to have them answer immediatly.

Blockbuster: (laughing) ok, what would you like to know?

Us: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Blockbuster: His name is John.. John and hes a physi..

Us: WHO ARE YOU?!

Blockbuster: My name is Josh

Us: Get your mother please.

Blockbuster: My mother?

Us: yea, let me talk to your mother.

Blockbuster: Its gonna cost you.

Us: Yes.

Blockbuster: (laughing) who is this?

Us: This is me Arnold Scwartenager.

Blockbuster: What do you want?

Us: You son of a bitch.....

click!


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Offlineshroomie_glen
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Re: LOL prank callers [Re: XUL]
    #14276136 - 04/12/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This slut prank called me a year or so ago... went sumthin like this:

me-"hello'
Girl-(breathing heavily)"ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaah"
me-"you like that don't you you dirty whore?"
girl-"uhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuuuh"
me- "I'm going to fuck that ass until your shittin' oatmeal"
girl-"What the fuck?"
me-"don't ever prank call an anal assailant again BITCH!"
(I proceed to hang up)


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Offlinelimestoneman
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Re: LOL prank callers [Re: owls]
    #14276210 - 04/12/11 01:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

owls said:
Quote:

limestoneman said:
So I got this prank call a while back. There were a couple of girls on the other end giggling like dumbasses and the call went something like this:
Me: Hello
Girl: Hi. Will you fuck me?
Me: What
Girl: I want you to fuck me
Me: No sorry, I can't help you there
Girl: Why are you gay?
Me: No. I am in fact only sexually attracted to Carrots, you see.
Girl: (Giggling profusely) Do you stick them up your booty hole!?
Me: Why no, I stick them into my dick while wearing clown makeup, smoking crack and praising satan
Girl: Um, here, my friend wants to talk to you...
Me: Okay
Other Girl: I want you to fuck me like a slut
Then I hear what I'm guessing to be their mother in the background: WHAT YOU YOU GIRLS DOING!? OH HELL NO!
-click-

You guys got any interesting prank call stories?




i prank called the cops today. and your avatar is creepy lol


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