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limestoneman
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Registered: 04/09/11
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LOL prank callers
#14275816 - 04/12/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I got this prank call a while back. There were a couple of girls on the other end giggling like dumbasses and the call went something like this: Me: Hello Girl: Hi. Will you fuck me? Me: What Girl: I want you to fuck me Me: No sorry, I can't help you there Girl: Why are you gay? Me: No. I am in fact only sexually attracted to Carrots, you see. Girl: (Giggling profusely) Do you stick them up your booty hole!? Me: Why no, I stick them into my dick while wearing clown makeup, smoking crack and praising satan Girl: Um, here, my friend wants to talk to you... Me: Okay Other Girl: I want you to fuck me like a slut Then I hear what I'm guessing to be their mother in the background: WHAT YOU YOU GIRLS DOING!? OH HELL NO! -click-
You guys got any interesting prank call stories?
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elliev
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Registered: 04/10/11
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Loc: bay area
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when i was 14 i thought i pulled a funny
called bestbuy telling them i bought a dvd player opened the box waffle maker was in it
they told me to stop by and they'll have a look
then another time i called hottopic
me: hey, do you guys have buttplugs. him: ahh.. nope. sorry. me: you sure? him: hold on a sec. MIKE, do we have buttplugs here? (can hear mike in the background): nah, might wanna try spencers. him: try spencers me: ty
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owls
just let go!


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limestoneman said: So I got this prank call a while back. There were a couple of girls on the other end giggling like dumbasses and the call went something like this: Me: Hello Girl: Hi. Will you fuck me? Me: What Girl: I want you to fuck me Me: No sorry, I can't help you there Girl: Why are you gay? Me: No. I am in fact only sexually attracted to Carrots, you see. Girl: (Giggling profusely) Do you stick them up your booty hole!? Me: Why no, I stick them into my dick while wearing clown makeup, smoking crack and praising satan Girl: Um, here, my friend wants to talk to you... Me: Okay Other Girl: I want you to fuck me like a slut Then I hear what I'm guessing to be their mother in the background: WHAT YOU YOU GIRLS DOING!? OH HELL NO! -click-
You guys got any interesting prank call stories?
i prank called the cops today. and your avatar is creepy lol
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XUL
OTD Janitor



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With the soundboard.
Blockbuster: Hello this is Josh speaking how may I help you
Us: Goodmorning. How are you?
Blockbuster: Good, how are you?
Us: Good. First I would just like to get to know you. I have a bunch of questions and I want to have them answer immediatly.
Blockbuster: (laughing) ok, what would you like to know?
Us: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Blockbuster: His name is John.. John and hes a physi..
Us: WHO ARE YOU?!
Blockbuster: My name is Josh
Us: Get your mother please.
Blockbuster: My mother?
Us: yea, let me talk to your mother.
Blockbuster: Its gonna cost you.
Us: Yes.
Blockbuster: (laughing) who is this?
Us: This is me Arnold Scwartenager.
Blockbuster: What do you want?
Us: You son of a bitch.....
click!
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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor



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Re: LOL prank callers [Re: XUL]
#14276136 - 04/12/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This slut prank called me a year or so ago... went sumthin like this:
me-"hello' Girl-(breathing heavily)"ohhhh ohhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaah" me-"you like that don't you you dirty whore?" girl-"uhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuuuh" me- "I'm going to fuck that ass until your shittin' oatmeal" girl-"What the fuck?" me-"don't ever prank call an anal assailant again BITCH!" (I proceed to hang up)
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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.
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limestoneman
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Re: LOL prank callers [Re: owls]
#14276210 - 04/12/11 01:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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owls said:
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limestoneman said: So I got this prank call a while back. There were a couple of girls on the other end giggling like dumbasses and the call went something like this: Me: Hello Girl: Hi. Will you fuck me? Me: What Girl: I want you to fuck me Me: No sorry, I can't help you there Girl: Why are you gay? Me: No. I am in fact only sexually attracted to Carrots, you see. Girl: (Giggling profusely) Do you stick them up your booty hole!? Me: Why no, I stick them into my dick while wearing clown makeup, smoking crack and praising satan Girl: Um, here, my friend wants to talk to you... Me: Okay Other Girl: I want you to fuck me like a slut Then I hear what I'm guessing to be their mother in the background: WHAT YOU YOU GIRLS DOING!? OH HELL NO! -click-
You guys got any interesting prank call stories?
i prank called the cops today. and your avatar is creepy lol
Here's the original
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