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OfflineBobthehobo9
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had my first threesome!
    #14275410 - 04/11/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

so i had my first threesome last Wednesday. it was with a soon-to-be roommate (girl!!) and a mutual friend (also a girl!). we were all fairly drunk/high.
I've always had a thing for our mutual friend so that made the whole experience that much better.

The best part is that I did absolutely nothing to initiate it... my friend came on to me.

by far the best sex I've ever had!

just felt the need to share, since I haven't told anyone else yet.

If you havent experienced a threesome, you have no idea what youre missing!


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Bobthehobo9]
    #14275467 - 04/11/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I am glad to hear that the act of reproducing gives you so much joy.

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Jwlst]
    #14275480 - 04/11/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

copulation, not reproduction! hahahaha


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Bobthehobo9]
    #14275505 - 04/11/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Did you practice safe sex then?

I am thrilled to hear that, because it is rather important in the modern world.

If you did practice safe sex, what kind of contraception did you use?

Edited by Jwlst (04/11/11 10:51 PM)

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Bobthehobo9]
    #14275537 - 04/11/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

condoms all the way.


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Bobthehobo9]
    #14275566 - 04/11/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

They would have removed some sensation.

Will you not look back on this threesome with regret that a roll of plastic took away some of those intense sensations?

Also would you consider fathering a child with either girl you "copulated" with?

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Jwlst]
    #14275655 - 04/11/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I lost my virginity in a threesome... it was fucking wild. Me and two girls I knew went out to some bars that night, got loaded, and one of them asks me if I wanna fuck...I'm like are you kidding me right now? YES!
So we went back to where we were staying and right as we were both naked the other chick we were with opens the fucking door and says "No fair!" and proceeds to remove all of her clothing... and the rest is history.
The only problem was the next morning I regretted doing this because I really wanted to lose it to someone special... Oh well, we all make mistakes and have regrets.

But grats to you man!

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: bonnahoo] * 1
    #14275741 - 04/11/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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bonnahoo said:
The only problem was the next morning I regretted doing this because I really wanted to lose it to someone special... Oh well, we all make mistakes and have regrets.




This right here is proof that a human being can find a rainy cloud for any silver lining.

I lost my virginity to someone I loved... who then kept me miserable for nine months, then dumped me and blew all my friends.

Who's got something to cry about?

Not you, man!


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14275768 - 04/11/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hi5


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Bobthehobo9]
    #14275793 - 04/11/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Bobthehobo9 said:
so i had my first threesome last Wednesday. it was with a soon-to-be roommate (girl!!) and a mutual friend (also a girl!). we were all fairly drunk/high.
I've always had a thing for our mutual friend so that made the whole experience that much better.

The best part is that I did absolutely nothing to initiate it... my friend came on to me.

by far the best sex I've ever had!

just felt the need to share, since I haven't told anyone else yet.

If you havent experienced a threesome, you have no idea what youre missing!





oh man do i love the fucking shroomery or what, fucking best place EVER  :cheers:


well congratulations, that is pretty sweet. so now that you are going to be room mates with this chick, will you guys fuck often? or not really? let me know how this works out :thumbup:


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Bobthehobo9]
    #14275799 - 04/11/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Bobthehobo9 said:
so i had my first threesome last Wednesday. it was with a soon-to-be roommate (girl!!)




Who wants to bet that within a few months of her moving in, he's going to be paying her rent and bills, hoping for repeats of this?

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Jwlst]
    #14276733 - 04/12/11 06:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jwlst said:
They would have removed some sensation.

Will you not look back on this threesome with regret that a roll of plastic took away some of those intense sensations?

Also would you consider fathering a child with either girl you "copulated" with?




:freshwtf:


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Jwlst]
    #14277460 - 04/12/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jwlst said:
They would have removed some sensation.

Will you not look back on this threesome with regret that a roll of plastic took away some of those intense sensations?

Also would you consider fathering a child with either girl you "copulated" with?




Have you used a condom dude? Its not like it kills the sensation, LOL! Guys sure do bitch about them a lot, but as someone who has used one get the fuck over it.

Why would he regret using a condom? He said he was high/drunk not using a condom could easily lead to pregnancy which is a MUCH greater regret.

Why would he father a child with them? Sex isn't always about making babies, hence the condom.

You trollin' bro?

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14278492 - 04/12/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I would never go bareback in a girl I don't love... But that's not to say I love condoms. Some are alright and can make things interesting, but I prefer to go without if I can. It doesn't kill all the sensation, but for me it feels WAY better without. That and I like the idea of swapping fluids and feeling her insides, but this is also a negative because sometimes I get too horny and cum too fast. If I am realllly horny before fucking I will either bust a quick nut in the bathroom or slip on a rubber to last longer.

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14279105 - 04/12/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I would never go bareback in a girl I don't love... But that's not to say I love condoms. Some are alright and can make things interesting, but I prefer to go without if I can. It doesn't kill all the sensation, but for me it feels WAY better without. That and I like the idea of swapping fluids and feeling her insides, but this is also a negative because sometimes I get too horny and cum too fast. If I am realllly horny before fucking I will either bust a quick nut in the bathroom or slip on a rubber to last longer.




What? If you are going to bust a nut first and keep going, just screw twice instead. You will earn more points this way. Or Karma, or whatever....

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: flugelizor]
    #14279118 - 04/12/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

flugelizor said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I would never go bareback in a girl I don't love... But that's not to say I love condoms. Some are alright and can make things interesting, but I prefer to go without if I can. It doesn't kill all the sensation, but for me it feels WAY better without. That and I like the idea of swapping fluids and feeling her insides, but this is also a negative because sometimes I get too horny and cum too fast. If I am realllly horny before fucking I will either bust a quick nut in the bathroom or slip on a rubber to last longer.




What? If you are going to bust a nut first and keep going, just screw twice instead. You will earn more points this way. Or carma, or whatever....




Without a condom even if you cum you can just keep on going..
With a condom u have to put a new one on, its more of a hassle.


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14279901 - 04/12/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Jwlst said:
They would have removed some sensation.

Will you not look back on this threesome with regret that a roll of plastic took away some of those intense sensations?

Also would you consider fathering a child with either girl you "copulated" with?




Have you used a condom dude? Its not like it kills the sensation, LOL! Guys sure do bitch about them a lot, but as someone who has used one get the fuck over it.






Really? You have used a condom? Congratulations. I am sure everyone is highly envious of your usage of male contraception in a clever bid to avoid unwanted pregnancies or STD's.

Where did you purchase your condom from? A service station, a vending machine in your local club, a convenience store, a supermarket or somewhere else entirely? Please tell me, I would love to know!

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Jwlst]
    #14280101 - 04/12/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What the fuck is going on in this thread?


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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14280203 - 04/12/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Really? You have used a condom? Congratulations. I am sure everyone is highly envious of your usage of male contraception in a clever bid to avoid unwanted pregnancies or STD's.

Where did you purchase your condom from? A service station, a vending machine in your local club, a convenience store, a supermarket or somewhere else entirely? Please tell me, I would love to know!




You act like i'm bragging about it. Sorry, but your post just seemed really out there. Didn't make much sense.

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Re: had my first threesome! [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14280257 - 04/12/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Kid_Orgo said:
What the fuck is going on in this thread?




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