Home | Community | Message Board

Cannabis Seeds UK
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates, CBD Oils   PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder   Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures

Jump to first unread post Pages: < First | < Back | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | Next > | Last >
Offlineandrewss
precariously aggrandized


Registered: 08/17/07
Posts: 8,725
Loc: ohio
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: bonnahoo]
    #14258842 - 04/08/11 02:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

youre lucky (or unlucky) nobody joined in


--------------------
Jesus loves you.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblebonnahoo
A Friend
I'm a teapot


Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 371
Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss]
    #14259607 - 04/08/11 04:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol yeah... def lucky they DIDN'T... most of them were creepers since it was pretty late at night. I guess now looking back on it, it was kinda dangerous... but hey we were both naked, horny, and in love... and still alive today!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #4

Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually *DELETED* [Re: bonnahoo]
    #14271293 - 04/11/11 09:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: fuck


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleyogabunnyM
fancy cat
Female User Gallery


Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 11,281
Loc: Nasty Women Get Shit Done
Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14273219 - 04/11/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

anon :rolleyes:



one time i hooked up with this guy from sweden, who i met on the internets, who has the same last name as me, same spelling and all.  i didn't have sex with him because the whole time i couldn't stop thinking about what a greek tragedy it would be if we were related, even if it is so distant it doesn't even matter anymore.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleJesusGoneRogue
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/24/10
Posts: 9,495
Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
    #14273235 - 04/11/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

yogabunny said:
anon :rolleyes:



right!? :facepalm:

also,

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineb0ricuaguerrero
Stranger
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/06/10
Posts: 111
Last seen: 6 years, 4 months
Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14274160 - 04/11/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dirtiest thing ever happen to me is my gf squirting all over my face and chest.it was like the scene from next friday when day day got pepper sprayed and his pops was drowing him with the hose lol!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineZenXi6
Illuminate
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/22/06
Posts: 1,173
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Last seen: 1 month, 25 days
Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: b0ricuaguerrero]
    #14274372 - 04/11/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

b0ricuaguerrero said:
dirtiest thing ever happen to me is my gf squirting all over my face and chest.it was like the scene from next friday when day day got pepper sprayed and his pops was drowing him with the hose lol!




awesome.


--------------------
We are the Divine Universe, Incarnate!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineThePhilosophizer
Musical Gear Head
 User Gallery


Registered: 02/27/11
Posts: 160
Loc: The Moon
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14274417 - 04/11/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm not gay, but I enjoy back-door stimulation  :biggrin: 'nuff said


--------------------
:pinkshroom:  :regularshroom:  :mushroomgrow: :greenshroom: :stinkyshroom: :scaryshroom: :mushdance: :dancingshroom: :cubie:  :mushroom2:  :supershroom:      :muahaha:

<<<<<<<<---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>>>

A game without challenges is boring. It is possible to live a happy optimistic life without being in denial about all the shit that goes on all around.
You just gotta get up and dance with the fire instead of moping about it. Be thankful for your problems.
Without them, your life would be a fucking bore.
But don't make it all about the problems. There are magnificent wonders in this world worth living for :wink:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSonny Cheeba
bumbarass
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/03/10
Posts: 314
Loc: Ontario Flag
Last seen: 10 months, 20 days
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ThePhilosophizer]
    #14274455 - 04/11/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^i applaud you for not using the anonymous function for that one. plenty would have.

i've never had a girl full out shove shit up my ass but i've had her kinda tickle it, while warning her that it will stink like shit. felt alright. i was more turned on by the fact that she was enjoying playing with my asshole, made her blow me 10X better.


--------------------
welcome to the office of dr. octagon

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineclaraclairvoyant
well oiled machine
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/24/09
Posts: 7,802
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14274512 - 04/11/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this thread is givin me all sorts o' ideas


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineZenXi6
Illuminate
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/22/06
Posts: 1,173
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Last seen: 1 month, 25 days
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14274594 - 04/11/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Has anyone ever cum into food / drink and had their partner eat / drink it?  With them knowing?  Without them knowing?

Surely this'd have to be a usual with some...


--------------------
We are the Divine Universe, Incarnate!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSociety
Mmmm... pizza
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/03/04
Posts: 14,300
Loc: Flag
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14277064 - 04/12/11 09:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That's sick.


--------------------
Delicious Pizza

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEminence
Male


Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 16,627
Loc: Richmond, VA Flag
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6] * 1
    #14277095 - 04/12/11 09:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lol what the fuck? Why not just get her to take it straight from the source? Why put it in food? It's not even really sexual at that point, just weird :lol:


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineZenXi6
Illuminate
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/22/06
Posts: 1,173
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Last seen: 1 month, 25 days
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #14279650 - 04/12/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

wow... I totally thought that'd be a relatively not that strange thing to do...

Kinda like.. the opposite of smothering someone in something edible and licking it off them... instead, you're putting a lil of you, into.. I dunno...

Cupcake icing.




or whatever..


--------------------
We are the Divine Universe, Incarnate!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #11

Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14280230 - 04/12/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ZenXi6 said:
wow... I totally thought that'd be a relatively not that strange thing to do...

Kinda like.. the opposite of smothering someone in something edible and licking it off them... instead, you're putting a lil of you, into.. I dunno...




Isn't them swallowing kind of hotter tho? Also much less effort.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineZenXi6
Illuminate
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/22/06
Posts: 1,173
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Last seen: 1 month, 25 days
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #14280315 - 04/12/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Isn't them swallowing kind of hotter tho? Also much less effort.





Yeah... but it's not always about doing the same things, y'know? hehe...


--------------------
We are the Divine Universe, Incarnate!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSociety
Mmmm... pizza
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/03/04
Posts: 14,300
Loc: Flag
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14281057 - 04/12/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The part about them not knowing... yeah, that's creepy.

I generally also like my food to NOT taste like semen or excrement.


--------------------
Delicious Pizza

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSUBAerugiNosa
Stranger

Registered: 05/22/10
Posts: 6
Last seen: 12 years, 8 months
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14281438 - 04/12/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

eaten a large wedged subaeruginosa out of an arse...:crazy2: :donut: :mushroom2:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblevandago
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 20,924
Loc: .
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: SUBAerugiNosa] * 1
    #14281595 - 04/13/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

.

Edited by vandago (09/10/23 05:55 AM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleyogabunnyM
fancy cat
Female User Gallery


Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 11,281
Loc: Nasty Women Get Shit Done
Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago] * 4
    #14283695 - 04/13/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:facepalm:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < First | < Back | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | Next > | Last >

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates, CBD Oils   PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder   Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures


Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Middleman, Shroomism, automan, yogabunny, CookieCrumbs
43,177 topic views. 1 members, 0 guests and 3 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.03 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 15 queries.