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Offlinepropensity
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14274041 - 04/11/11 06:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah that's some great advice right there.

Social anxiety? DO METHYLONE LOLS


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: lil_demented]
    #14274047 - 04/11/11 06:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said: Doc_T.




ZOMFG! You monitor who ignores you, then cry about it in the fukkin' pube?

Fer fuck's sake dude, no wonder I nigged you. Consider yourself re-nigged, lulzy thread or not. Butthurt trollfags suck.

Also, go get some pussy and get over it.
$800 is too much, take 200 to an oriental massage parlor.
When the mamasan asks," you have massage before?", tell her "oh yes, lots of times. Just not here." <-- that's to show you're cool.
Give her 200, tell her you want the complete package, with everything.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: propensity]
    #14274049 - 04/11/11 06:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha i know right!

"is your job boring? drop some acid and go to work!"


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14274059 - 04/11/11 06:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Brutal, Doc :lol:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Doc_T]
    #14274074 - 04/11/11 06:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I only spend $80 and get the old pull and tug. Pretty safe and satisfying.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14274096 - 04/11/11 06:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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realfuzzhead said:
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iwasaClown said:
Haha WHAT!?!?






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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14274112 - 04/11/11 06:33 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

i really wanna punch candidguy in the fucking face

idk why


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: pfxtc]
    #14274121 - 04/11/11 06:34 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

He looks like he can kick some ass, i'll give him that.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14274129 - 04/11/11 06:35 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:

I've been suggested to try Methylone from BothHands, she told me that I can talk to anyone with it, I mean if I go to the doctor and get prescription drug, it'll affect my job because I'm going to become a truck driver and prescription drugs doesn't go well because company will look at it?



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woah woah woah.... its best to get a prescription from a doctor than do some mdma-like drug and walk around talking to people like youre crazy.

you will be able to talk to anyone on methylone but youre going to look like youre on drugs because your pupils will be huge and you will talk to complete strangers in a completely unusual way (as if theyre youre best friend)

if you go to a doctor he isnt going to have you taking a dose of a benzo that will fuck you up.

if anything youll get the smallest dose possible. ask him for the smallest dose possible if he decides to prescribe a benzo to you, and go from there.

it wont get you trashed. it wont make you do dumb shit. it will just calm your nerves. and if it doesnt work tell him that and he will bump up the dose.

taking a benzo as prescribed will not affect your life negatively in any way. taking methylone and expecting to function WILL effect your life in a negative way. thats something you take when you wanna party. :lol:




Hahahaha, that's not exactly how it happened.

He told me he was buying methylone and was wondering if it could make him more social.  I told him that it can.  I didn't tell him to use it to fix social anxiety or to go to a bar on it.  It does make you more social.


By the way, the methylone won't work if you're taking zoloft.  If you have social anxiety, maybe you should stay on the zoloft for a while and see if it works.  It should help with your fear of being judged.  Might turn you into a zombie, but at this point, zombie sounds like an upgrade.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14274135 - 04/11/11 06:37 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

he needs some sort of scare the shit out of you experience for shure

try skydiving with hookers maybe....:laugh2:


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Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: BothHands]
    #14274169 - 04/11/11 06:45 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: pfxtc]
    #14274179 - 04/11/11 06:46 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i really wanna punch candidguy in the fucking face

idk why


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Nixon was a asshole. Just look at his biggest creation. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the DEA.

Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14274206 - 04/11/11 06:50 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
hmmm, so you're probably the only one who read my life story?




Haha, with difficulty.  I counted 8 periods in the entire thing.  Was very difficult to read, but I buckled down and read it anyway. :lol:

I really wish you best, but you seriously have to lower your standards.  You may not look awful, but with that catastrophe of a bedroom with piss jugs and cum baggies, you've got some issues.  You're not going to end up with a supermodel, and you have to accept that.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine]
    #14274214 - 04/11/11 06:51 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
I only spend $80 and get the old pull and tug. Pretty safe and satisfying.




That costs $120 at my favorite place, but you get the table shower and massage first too.
But for just $180, you get the complete package, even more worth it.


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: BothHands]
    #14274254 - 04/11/11 06:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14274259 - 04/11/11 06:59 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:omgz:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14274261 - 04/11/11 06:59 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

None of my friends are prostitutes, unfortunately. :lol:

Are you even in Florida?

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Caine]
    #14274269 - 04/11/11 07:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Caine said:
:omgz:




thats the perfect smiley for my reaction to that post! :lmafo:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 2
    #14274277 - 04/11/11 07:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

God I love this thread.

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: BothHands]
    #14274300 - 04/11/11 07:04 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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