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m00nshine
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my butt hurts
#14273805 - 04/11/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's right above the crack area, and it really hurts.
Does anyone have any experience with this kind of pain?
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Caine
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Tailbone? I've broken my tailbone several times. It's pretty damn unpleasant. But you probably wouldn't be able to sit if that were the case.
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Drunken ass cheek sex?
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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Caine]
#14273819 - 04/11/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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like a pain that feels like its coming out of nowhere? not from landing on your tailbone or any oter rason, just a random pain sensation that randomly flares up once a month for an hour then goes awyay?
yeah i have had that. weird as fuck.
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m00nshine
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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Caine]
#14273822 - 04/11/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can sit, but it's just uncomfortable.
I think I hurt myself when playing with my sister's hula hoop earlier
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Quote:
m00nshine said: I think I hurt myself when playing with my sister's hula hoop earlier
i think you need to drink more milk or something.
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Is it a stinging? Sometimes when I go all day with swamp ass my tailbone crack stings.
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m00nshine
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bro I'm kind of fat and fell as I was doing the circular motion to keep the hoop going. I fell on my side and now my butt hurts.
How can I alleviate this pain? Does anyone know of any holistic treatments?
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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Newbie]
#14273843 - 04/11/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Newbie said: Is it a stinging? Sometimes when I go all day with swamp ass by tailbone crack stings.
Yup, I sometimes get a split right at the top of my crack after swamp ass. It dries out and the skin cracks. Hurts like a mother fucker, especially in the shower where I usually sit down. Don't scratch your butt and hit it with some neosporin
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Quote:
m00nshine said: It's right above the crack area, and it really hurts.
Does anyone have any experience with this kind of pain?
n then some
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Quote:
m00nshine said: It's right above the crack area, and it really hurts.
Does anyone have any experience with this kind of pain?
I've had this particular pain in the arse. It was when I was sitting down all day for work. It just kept getting more and more sore...
It was a pimple (actually a cyst), I finally got my girl to look at it and she said it felt like fluid was in it.
She squeezed it and it popped, a lot, but it never came back.
Ass pimple
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Quote:
Gastronomicus said: ...especially in the shower...

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this means your about to have an anal wart outbreak
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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Newbie]
#14273878 - 04/11/11 05:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oh double entendres...
Srsly tho, mah butt hurtz wen I sit in duh shower
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m00nshine
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my butt hurts, too, it sucks
I want to try the neosporin but is there anything else I can use that's natural? Maybe some menthol? Can I put a teabag at the top of my ass crack?
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Ass problem...? *reads thread* oops sorry can't help with this
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Quote:
Gastronomicus said:

Oh double entendres...
Srsly tho, mah butt hurtz wen I sit in duh shower

so dont sit in the shower
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Or shit in the sour.
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Gastronomicus said:

Oh double entendres...
Srsly tho, mah butt hurtz wen I sit in duh shower

so dont sit in the shower
But I'm tired
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You got worms boy.
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Quote:
Gastronomicus said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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Gastronomicus said:

Oh double entendres...
Srsly tho, mah butt hurtz wen I sit in duh shower

so dont sit in the shower
But I'm tired

be a real hippie and dont wash your ass?
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Pris...
you have a FUCK LOAD of posts.
Litterally a ton.
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Quote:
realfuzzhead said: Pris...
you have a FUCK LOAD of posts.
Litterally a ton.
strange coincidence
i was looking at that when he made the first post in this thread.
its simply amazing. i kinda wanna keep tabs on it day to day and see at what rate it grows.
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so... is that it? I need to wash my ass?
Damn, that kind of makes sense.
I'll wash my ass and get back to you guys.
thanks for the help
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realfuzzhead said: Pris...
you have a FUCK LOAD of posts.
Litterally a ton.
poasts are like feathers, you dont even notice they weigh a ton
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Quote:
lil_demented said:
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m00nshine said: It's right above the crack area, and it really hurts.
Does anyone have any experience with this kind of pain?
I've had this particular pain in the arse. It was when I was sitting down all day for work. It just kept getting more and more sore...
It was a pimple (actually a cyst), I finally got my girl to look at it and she said it felt like fluid was in it.
She squeezed it and it popped, a lot, but it never came back.
Ass pimple 
Pilonidal Cyst. That's a possibility if there's any swelling or anything.
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I knew all this talk of butts would draw you out
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Quote:
m00nshine said: I can sit, but it's just uncomfortable.
I think I hurt myself when playing with my sister's hula hoop earlier
this is the problem right here, you shouldnt be playin with girlie toys
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Prisoner#1 said: I knew all this talk of butts would draw you out 
Thanks a lot 
Just trying to help.
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my ass hurts too, i shot way too much ketamine this weekend
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m00nshine
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But it was so cool and so nice out that I had too.
I even braved the pain and went to the beach afterwards
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Shroomerette said: Pilonidal Cyst.
Pray it isn't, but that's the first thing I thought when I read the post, too.
If it is, try to enjoy pulling pussy gauze out of a cavity in your ass crack for a couple weeks, knowing odds are it'll come back.
(No, I've never had one, but my buddy said it sucked ass)
(Said he accidentally put his finger into the cavity in the shower and nearly passed out from the pain)
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