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my butt hurts
    #14273805 - 04/11/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's right above the crack area, and it really hurts.

Does anyone have any experience with this kind of pain?


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273810 - 04/11/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Tailbone? I've broken my tailbone several times. It's pretty damn unpleasant. But you probably wouldn't be able to sit if that were the case.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273815 - 04/11/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Drunken ass cheek sex?


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Caine]
    #14273819 - 04/11/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

like a pain that feels like its coming out of nowhere? not from landing on your tailbone or any oter rason, just a random pain sensation that randomly flares up once a month for an hour then goes awyay?

yeah i have had that. weird as fuck.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Caine]
    #14273822 - 04/11/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I can sit, but it's just uncomfortable.

I think I hurt myself when playing with my sister's hula hoop earlier


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273832 - 04/11/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
I think I hurt myself when playing with my sister's hula hoop earlier




i think you need to drink more milk or something. :lol:


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273836 - 04/11/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Is it a stinging?  Sometimes when I go all day with swamp ass my tailbone crack stings.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14273840 - 04/11/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

bro I'm kind of fat and fell as I was doing the circular motion to keep the hoop going. I fell on my side and now my butt hurts.

How can I alleviate this pain? Does anyone know of any
holistic treatments?


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Newbie]
    #14273843 - 04/11/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Is it a stinging?  Sometimes when I go all day with swamp ass by tailbone crack stings.




Yup, I sometimes get a split right at the top of my crack after swamp ass. It dries out and the skin cracks. Hurts like a mother fucker, especially in the shower where I usually sit down. Don't scratch your butt and hit it with some neosporin


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273850 - 04/11/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
It's right above the crack area, and it really hurts.

Does anyone have any experience with this kind of pain?



n then some

taco bell

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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273857 - 04/11/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
It's right above the crack area, and it really hurts.

Does anyone have any experience with this kind of pain?




I've had this particular pain in the arse. It was when I was sitting down all day for work. It just kept getting more and more sore...

It was a pimple (actually a cyst), I finally got my girl to look at it and she said it felt like fluid was in it.

She squeezed it and it popped, a lot, but it never came back.


Ass pimple :zomgwtf:


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14273861 - 04/11/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Gastronomicus said:
...especially in the shower...





:yesnod:


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273871 - 04/11/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

this means your about to have an anal wart outbreak


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Newbie]
    #14273878 - 04/11/11 05:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:ilold:

Oh double entendres...

Srsly tho, mah butt hurtz wen I sit in duh shower

:crankey:


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14273889 - 04/11/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my butt hurts, too, it sucks

I want to try the neosporin but is there anything else
I can use that's natural? Maybe some menthol? Can I put
a teabag at the top of my ass crack?


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14273891 - 04/11/11 05:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ass problem...? *reads thread* oops sorry can't help with this


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14273900 - 04/11/11 05:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
:ilold:

Oh double entendres...

Srsly tho, mah butt hurtz wen I sit in duh shower

:crankey:





so dont sit in the shower


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14273903 - 04/11/11 05:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Or shit in the sour.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14273935 - 04/11/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
:ilold:

Oh double entendres...

Srsly tho, mah butt hurtz wen I sit in duh shower

:crankey:





so dont sit in the shower





But I'm tired

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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Gastronomicus] * 1
    #14273956 - 04/11/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You got worms boy.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14273977 - 04/11/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
:ilold:

Oh double entendres...

Srsly tho, mah butt hurtz wen I sit in duh shower

:crankey:





so dont sit in the shower





But I'm tired

:zaphod:





be a real hippie and dont wash your ass?


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14273984 - 04/11/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Pris...


you have a FUCK LOAD of posts.

Litterally a ton.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14273991 - 04/11/11 06:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Pris...


you have a FUCK LOAD of posts.

Litterally a ton.




strange coincidence

i was looking at that when he made the first post in this thread.

its simply amazing. i kinda wanna keep tabs on it day to day and see at what rate it grows.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14274000 - 04/11/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so... is that it? I need to wash my ass?

Damn, that kind of makes sense.

I'll wash my ass and get back to you guys.

thanks for the help


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14274004 - 04/11/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Pris...


you have a FUCK LOAD of posts.

Litterally a ton.





poasts are like feathers, you dont even notice they weigh a ton


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: lil_demented]
    #14274027 - 04/11/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

m00nshine said:
It's right above the crack area, and it really hurts.

Does anyone have any experience with this kind of pain?




I've had this particular pain in the arse. It was when I was sitting down all day for work. It just kept getting more and more sore...

It was a pimple (actually a cyst), I finally got my girl to look at it and she said it felt like fluid was in it.

She squeezed it and it popped, a lot, but it never came back.


Ass pimple :zomgwtf:




Pilonidal Cyst.  That's a possibility if there's any swelling or anything.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14274091 - 04/11/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I knew all this talk of butts would draw you out :smirk:


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14274095 - 04/11/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I can sit, but it's just uncomfortable.

I think I hurt myself when playing with my sister's hula hoop earlier




this is the problem right here, you shouldnt be playin with girlie toys

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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14274127 - 04/11/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I knew all this talk of butts would draw you out :smirk:




:tongue: Thanks a lot :rolleyes:

Just trying to help.


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: m00nshine]
    #14274131 - 04/11/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my ass hurts too, i shot way too much ketamine this weekend


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14274133 - 04/11/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

But it was so cool and so nice out that I had too.

I even braved the pain and went to the beach afterwards :cool:


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Re: my butt hurts [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14275233 - 04/11/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Pilonidal Cyst.




Pray it isn't, but that's the first thing I thought when I read the post, too.

If it is, try to enjoy pulling pussy gauze out of a cavity in your ass crack for a couple weeks, knowing odds are it'll come back.

(No, I've never had one, but my buddy said it sucked ass)

(Said he accidentally put his finger into the cavity in the shower and nearly passed out from the pain)


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