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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14273696 - 04/11/11 05:20 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:dudewtf:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273700 - 04/11/11 05:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Dude I'm calling you as soon as my phone line is free.


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OfflineEnvix
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: pfxtc]
    #14273704 - 04/11/11 05:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
a) stop worrying about sex

b) worry about your own self confidence and image
b) stop worrying all together. just do thangs

that is all




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Re: About to call an escort [Re: R.J. Schiffler] * 1
    #14273711 - 04/11/11 05:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: About to call an escort [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14273716 - 04/11/11 05:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

dude i didnt read most of that and it looked like your life story.  you didnt answer my question.!

Did she resemble a goblin?  on the goblin scale of hideousness from 1 10? can u compare her to anyhtin?


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14273739 - 04/11/11 05:28 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Edited by Plutonian (04/13/11 03:57 PM)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian] * 1
    #14273746 - 04/11/11 05:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'll call another girl for you tonight if you make sure not to chicken out.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273749 - 04/11/11 05:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

candidguy you brought all of this upon yourself. idk why noone has said this yet butYou're putting the pussy on a pedistal!

STOP!

its just fucking pussy just get some and move on. If you equate pussy with nirvana you're never gunna get it

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: realfuzzhead] * 1
    #14273755 - 04/11/11 05:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:strokebeard:

Damn, that's almost some Buddhist shit.

Confucius say, "He who place pussy on pedestal sleeps alone."


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14273768 - 04/11/11 05:33 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

wise

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Invisibleifoundwaldo


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: realfuzzhead] * 1
    #14273774 - 04/11/11 05:34 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:foreveralone:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273779 - 04/11/11 05:35 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
Quote:

R.J. Schiffler said:
dude i didnt read most of that and it looked like your life story.  you didnt answer my question.!

Did she resemble a goblin?  on the goblin scale of hideousness from 1 10? can u compare her to anyhtin?




ok she is definitely not the girl on the pic and she has a lot of those freckles or pimples on her face and she is tanned not like white skin on her ad page, and her teeth is messed up and her hair is pinkish not blond, I mean I hate being rejected and rejecting someone so it's cool that she told me to follow her car but I drove a couple of blocks and left.
I would give her 7 if 10 is the most ugly.




ok so she had pimples, that would turn me off and the shit teeth. sooo I probably would have done the same thing. she straight out lied to you and you should have told her that when she said you would be alone the rest of your life.

so whats the next step are you going to try again? ur already half way the next time will probably be even easier. all sluts arent like the the goblin that u encountered


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14273780 - 04/11/11 05:35 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Pussy is definitely overrated. :stonedjerk: is as good as it gets...


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: mellowparty]
    #14273784 - 04/11/11 05:36 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Pussy is definitely overrated. :stonedjerk: is as good as it gets...




:ugh: Lies!

I wanna try a Fleshlight though. :shoosh:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: mellowparty]
    #14273786 - 04/11/11 05:36 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:uhno:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14273788 - 04/11/11 05:36 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
:strokebeard:

Damn, that's almost some Buddhist shit.

Confucius say, "He who place pussy on pedestal sleeps alone."



:lol:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273801 - 04/11/11 05:38 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

mellowparty said:
Pussy is definitely overrated. :stonedjerk: is as good as it gets...




:ugh: Lies!

I wanna try a Fleshlight though. :shoosh:



Quote:

m00nshine said:
:uhno:



:picard:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: mellowparty]
    #14273812 - 04/11/11 05:40 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I've gotten plenty of blowjobs that felt better than my hand

real talk


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273830 - 04/11/11 05:42 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

real talk

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273839 - 04/11/11 05:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

m00nshine said:
I've gotten plenty of blowjobs that felt better than my hand

real talk



what are you...crippled?


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