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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14273347 - 04/11/11 04:28 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:lmafo: amazing analogy


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14273358 - 04/11/11 04:29 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:jennajameson:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 1
    #14273359 - 04/11/11 04:29 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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:lmafo: amazing analogy




Yes, except in this case she DIDN'T suck.

:rimshot:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14273372 - 04/11/11 04:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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anomaly100716 said:
Can someone give me the TLDR. Did he actually fuck a hooker?



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in other words: he got the escort and chickened out.









:ahahaha:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273375 - 04/11/11 04:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

dude seal the deal tonight and grow that e-penis dawg

it's messed up- but you do get some sort of weird recognition for it. I personally just wanted to bust a nut
one night at a hotel party I was throwing, and told everyone to leave and come back 2 hours later. Once I told them I had seen an escort, this girl got this stupid look on her face and gave me a huge hug. She said it was amazing.

People are weird LOL


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14273385 - 04/11/11 04:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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SamuelLJackson said:
:lmafo: amazing analogy




Yes, except in this case she DIDN'T suck.

:rimshot:




yea but how do we know he wont explain what she looked like.  was she in her 30's 40's

all he said was that she had some lines on her face and her teeth were cocked

people might not call u a faggot if you explain to us how ugly she was


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian] * 3
    #14273461 - 04/11/11 04:41 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Duuuuude why'd you delete the OP?  This was a quality thread man, in all seriousness.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Newbie]
    #14273476 - 04/11/11 04:43 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Op.... hello..... is anyone there....... just explain please


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273485 - 04/11/11 04:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Man up and do it, boyo. It'll put some hair on ya chest.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine]
    #14273494 - 04/11/11 04:46 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

candidguy you don't need anyone else's approval, learn to love yourself


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Newbie]
    #14273504 - 04/11/11 04:48 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Duuuuude why'd you delete the OP?  This was a quality thread man, in all seriousness.




I actually avoided this thread but randomly stumbled in here when he started melting down.

How the internet works...

You will either be called a troll or a faggot at any time, regardless of what you're doing.

You have three options, listed in order of lulz-generating ability:

1: ignore it, go about your day
2: freak the fuck out! OMG RAEG!
3: play along and make it even more hilarious

If you choose option 2, you will be ridiculed until everyone gets tired of it, which will only happen if they move on to a new, better target. If you keep freaking out, they'll laugh harder and find ways to make you rage harder, and the cycle repeats until they tire of your bullshit or you grow up and walk away.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14273566 - 04/11/11 04:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Synesthetic said:
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Newbie said:
Duuuuude why'd you delete the OP?  This was a quality thread man, in all seriousness.




I actually avoided this thread but randomly stumbled in here when he started melting down.

How the internet works...

You will either be called a troll or a faggot at any time, regardless of what you're doing.

You have three options, listed in order of lulz-generating ability:

1: ignore it, go about your day
2: freak the fuck out! OMG RAEG!
3: play along and make it even more hilarious

If you choose option 2, you will be ridiculed until everyone gets tired of it, which will only happen if they move on to a new, better target. If you keep freaking out, they'll laugh harder and find ways to make you rage harder, and the cycle repeats until they tire of your bullshit or you grow up and walk away.





wait so someone deleted him out of his thread? is that possible?


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273588 - 04/11/11 05:01 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Don't be sorry about making this thread. It is awesome and gave many people many lulz. Who cares if people call you a troll. Just don't worry about what they say.

If it bothers you too much you could always put them on ignore, but I wouldn't do that unless you have to.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14273589 - 04/11/11 05:01 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

He deleted his own posts.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273597 - 04/11/11 05:03 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Good idea deleting that, it's kinda incriminating.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14273614 - 04/11/11 05:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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R.J. Schiffler said:


wait so someone deleted him out of his thread? is that possible?






In this case OP means original post, and was aimed at the original poster. :tongue2:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Newbie]
    #14273634 - 04/11/11 05:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

ok well the thread was good imo i think he should have kept it going


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14273677 - 04/11/11 05:15 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273688 - 04/11/11 05:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

a) stop worrying about sex

b) worry about your own self confidence and image

that is all


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273690 - 04/11/11 05:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

jesus christ do i really have to read all that.  can someone paraphrase


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