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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: jacobensis]
    #14262977 - 04/09/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i think you need a hug man!


:bunnyhug:

:hippie:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14263098 - 04/09/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

like i've said before, if you come to California or i go to where you are i will fix this little drought problem of yours. it would be good for both of us because i have the same problem.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14263106 - 04/09/11 01:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Like three months for me,  but before that, it was like........a year-ish?

but before that  :facepalm3:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14263114 - 04/09/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My car will never make it there :ffffuuu:

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14263297 - 04/09/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

November of 2010. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14263360 - 04/09/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Niiiiiice 1st post :awethumb:

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: shLong]
    #14263500 - 04/09/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Big date last night.  She =  :whoah:

Drinks, sushi, we hit the bars afterwards, it was a good time.  But when it counted

He swings......................................................................
And he misses....................................................................

Not even a kiss goodnight :confused:

I did touch her leg though  :smile:

The drought continues, only I am just a little bit poorer


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    #14263559 - 04/09/11 03:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14263645 - 04/09/11 04:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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My car will never make it there :ffffuuu:





hah you are in florida? north or south? northern florida is like a 14 hour drive lol


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14263763 - 04/09/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

South Florida.

A 14 hour drive to Cali?

I've got a reallly old car though.  I doubt I'd make it to the FL border.

Edit: Google maps says it's a 49 hour drive to central cali.  If she's in north cali, it'll be even more.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14263776 - 04/09/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Lennyk said:
Quote:

BothHands said:
My car will never make it there :ffffuuu:





hah you are in florida? north or south? northern florida is like a 14 hour drive lol



14 hours?  It takes me 9 hours to drive from Portland to Sacramento.  I highly doubt you could drive from one coast to the other in less than a day.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14263795 - 04/09/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
South Florida.

A 14 hour drive to Cali?

I've got a reallly old car though.  I doubt I'd make it to the FL border.

Edit: Google maps says it's a 49 hour drive to central cali.  If she's in north cali, it'll be even more.





hmm i think there are two miscommunications here. i meant from where I am to where you are. second one, was i guess you are not after guys then? haha there goes my plan.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14263802 - 04/09/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl:

Pretty big miscommunications. :tongue2:

Could still smoke a bowl if you were in FL.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14265217 - 04/10/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i'm in southern california; los angeles area.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14266131 - 04/10/11 09:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i got all twisted and texted my ex last night. she's crazy but damn that poontang dun got me again!



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: millzy]
    #14271863 - 04/11/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

crazy ex sex leads to bad things.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14272429 - 04/11/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hey Im just checking in. Still going strong about 4 months...no sex. Living in a tent in the middle of nowhere isnt helping my case. I admit it has been a nice break from daily porn and surrounding myself with sex and frustration. Ill be heading home next week though...back to the bar. Back to drunk obnoxious attention whores... and Im not takin those kinda girls home. Nosiree bob. I need me a fancy library ho. The hunt ensues...

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14272635 - 04/11/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

@ Was Walrus.  Maybe this issue is magnified by our hyper-sexual society.  Good point man.

Not that it really changes anything or should make anybody feel any better because no one will fuck them.  Just an observation...

Me personally, I am celibate in protest to our sex-sells society....


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
    #14272779 - 04/11/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I guess last thursday night/friday morning.  So, uh, April 8th or so, 2011.

It was October before that, though.  I need to call this girl up again cuz I forgot my watch over at her place.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Tri High]
    #14272837 - 04/11/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Pulling the ol george castanza eh? Nice move

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