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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #14272579 - 04/11/11 02:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Chickened out on a whore? Even that ben dude from AE's intervention was capable of getting his dick sucked. Candid guy you disappoint. Have fun fucking your rubber anus, mouth, and vag set

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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14272603 - 04/11/11 02:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Do you not like Asian girls, candidguy?:confused:


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Offlinemongo lloyd
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
    #14272630 - 04/11/11 02:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
Do you not like Asian girls, candidguy?:confused:



:awetongue:


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OfflineBothHands
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14272633 - 04/11/11 02:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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BothHands said:
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HuHEN said:
Well he did say she was nasty so he didn't exactly chicken out. she aint no 800 dollar hoe thats for sure.




I'd bet anything she looked exactly like the picture.




he was saying she was pizza faced. i didn't see any nasty pimples in those pictures.

ps- some of those pimples are probably herpes.




He was lying. :shrug:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
    #14272652 - 04/11/11 02:20 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
Do you not like Asian girls, candidguy?:confused:




more for me. :shrug:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14272658 - 04/11/11 02:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Chickened out on a whore? Even that ben dude from AE's intervention was capable of getting his dick sucked. Candid guy you disappoint. Have fun fucking your rubber anus, mouth, and vag set





truetrue.

haha cant believe that guy wasa member here. reading his posts are SOOO FUNNY .


he talks like a 6 year old

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14272680 - 04/11/11 02:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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BothHands said:
He was lying. :shrug:




why do you say that? the ol' bait and switch is really common, go look at the classifieds, there is a reason why alot of the girls use lines like "recent pictures" and "authentic photos", because that shit is common.

if anything candid has balls for turning the bitch down, the man knows what he wants, pimples and wrinkles aint flying for 8 bills


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
    #14272694 - 04/11/11 02:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Why the fuck would you eat out a hooker?


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
    #14272703 - 04/11/11 02:29 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, if he's got 8 bills to spend i say he just gets a bunch of drugs, goes to a strip club and starts asking girls if they want to party with him.
He's bound to snag one.:yesnod:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
    #14272710 - 04/11/11 02:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

or buy 800$ worth of coke.

i heard strippers like coke

:shoosh:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
    #14272742 - 04/11/11 02:38 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

You throw a stripper a 8 ball of coke she'll be your slave for a couple hours.

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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14272767 - 04/11/11 02:41 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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danielx said:
or buy 800$ worth of coke.

i heard strippers like coke

:shoosh:




this is an easy way to get laid.

get an eight ball. find a slut who likes coke. get her to acknowledge you have coke. when she asks to do some, tell her only if you can do a line off her ass.

if shes gonna give it up at all she will agree to the line off the ass and from then on its easy sailing. to do a line off her ass you automatically get her pants off.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14272775 - 04/11/11 02:43 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Coke is like catnip for whores. :feelsgoodman:  :awepuss:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14272914 - 04/11/11 03:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
Quote:

danielx said:
or buy 800$ worth of coke.

i heard strippers like coke

:shoosh:




this is an easy way to get laid.

get an eight ball. find a slut who likes coke. get her to acknowledge you have coke. when she asks to do some, tell her only if you can do a line off her ass.

if shes gonna give it up at all she will agree to the line off the ass and from then on its easy sailing. to do a line off her ass you automatically get her pants off.




fuck that. make her do a line off your cock!

:respectthecock:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14273152 - 04/11/11 03:57 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I still don't understand what's stopping you from calling up another whore and getting it on.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: mirage] * 1
    #14273169 - 04/11/11 03:59 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

A good :maximumtrolling: hooks and baits... He has to keep the thread going... :trolldance:


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14273238 - 04/11/11 04:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian] * 1
    #14273242 - 04/11/11 04:14 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
A good :maximumtrolling: hooks and baits... He has to keep the thread going... :trolldance:




So you're saying what I'm going through aren't real and I made up all that stuff and I'm a troll? And I'm fucking around with the forum just for laughs?





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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 1
    #14273246 - 04/11/11 04:14 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

MOUTH AND EYE EXPANSION!

CANNOT UNSEE

:zomgwtf:


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14273250 - 04/11/11 04:15 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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