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OfflineHuHEN
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Legend]
    #14271367 - 04/11/11 09:39 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

nah. Went to meet her but she was wrinkly and nasty apparently.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14271377 - 04/11/11 09:41 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:








in other words: he got the escort and chickened out.


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OfflineHuHEN
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14271384 - 04/11/11 09:42 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Well he did say she was nasty so he didn't exactly chicken out. she aint no 800 dollar hoe thats for sure.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14271393 - 04/11/11 09:43 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
It's $1000 withdraw limit for me and it's bank of america, I've chatted with the online banker beforehand and I asked him what is the daily withdraw limit and he told me it was $1,000 and because shroomie_glen has already talked with me on the phone and informed me that the atm withdraw limit is like $300 and he wanna make sure I have the $800 ready so I asked the banker about the withdraw limit and why isn't it $300 and he told me that it has to do with my relationship with Bank of America. And I have a good standing in my account.

Just hate to be called troll around these parts you know. I really needed some support here.




Man, its a good thing I think that this didn't work out. You've already mentioned that you went to a club and had a few women kiss you, even if it was on the cheek. I can absolutely tell you that you need to keep a tighter hold on your money, because people will see that and take advantage of you, pretend to be your friend until the money is all gone and then you'll be in the same boat as you are now, except also broke.

Just a quick question, how old are you? I personally lost my virginity at 19, which is on the late side, but I have friends who are my age now (26) and they are still virgins. They also won't accept any help, they are too sensitive about it and won't take advice. So let me tell you, the best thing you can do is take good advice, people who have gotten laid before know what they are talking about 95% of the time.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: HuHEN]
    #14271559 - 04/11/11 10:27 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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HuHEN said:
Well he did say she was nasty so he didn't exactly chicken out. she aint no 800 dollar hoe thats for sure.




I'd bet anything she looked exactly like the picture.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14271605 - 04/11/11 10:41 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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BothHands said:
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HuHEN said:
Well he did say she was nasty so he didn't exactly chicken out. she aint no 800 dollar hoe thats for sure.




I'd bet anything she looked exactly like the picture.





i'll take you on that bet, if she dosen't look exactly like the picture, you have to have a one night stand with candidguy:feelsgoodman:


this entirely depends on a picture of her currently, so get the fuck to work OP


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14271607 - 04/11/11 10:42 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

But wait...
This just occurred to me.


NOW it's a benefit that you had the opportunity and passed it up.
Add it to your resume.

Ex.- Aren't the bad choices we don't make just as credible as the good ones we do?


Ego +1 for that, my man.
Don't let it get you down.





Seriously, this is a troll post.
I 'imagine' most girls willing to take cash for sex...wouldn't if they knew you were a virgin.

This thread is not over.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4runner]
    #14271675 - 04/11/11 11:02 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

sticking your dick into a used needle bin is gonna cost you extra dawg


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Salomon]
    #14271740 - 04/11/11 11:20 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine]
    #14271751 - 04/11/11 11:23 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
sticking your dick into a used needle bin is gonna cost you extra dawg





:albundy:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14271758 - 04/11/11 11:25 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

OP doesn't need his confidence boosted by loosing his virginity. Just look at all the people here hanging on to his every word, waiting for the conclusion of his story. OP, you are an alpha. If you accept that you are an alpha, then the confidence you get from that will at some point let you lose your virginity.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14271903 - 04/11/11 11:57 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

the ol' bait and switch eh?

check mate.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
    #14272237 - 04/11/11 12:56 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Im tellin you, once you do it once ur gona b like omg i cant believe i didnt do this sooner. Its like an impossible task that u think will never happen cuz u siked urself out bout it. Maybe ur jst not lookin for grls in the places. go to a bar, cookin class, college campus, dog park (thats wer i met my grl), match.com or eharmony would be a last resort, and then hooker i would say would be a choice beyond that. At the same time u may jst wana bang some hooker and get it over with. then u wont be nervous in front of girls u arnt payin. I lost it late compared to friends, but its somethin ur body is designed to do and its natral so im sure ull do fine if thats what ur worried about, jst follow ur instincts, and when in doubt you can jst fuck to the beat of "stayin alive". And if ur worried bout cumn early jst rub one before u bounce for the night. Tequila is also good for courage. Nike baby, Just do it. once u do ur anxiety bout it will disapear.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: scrantonstrangler]
    #14272295 - 04/11/11 01:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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scrantonstrangler said:
when in doubt you can jst fuck to the beat of "stayin alive".




:lmafo:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14272477 - 04/11/11 01:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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BothHands said:
Hahaha, I knew it.  I was very confident that you weren't going to get laid.  This was your only shot, and you blew it.  You're going to be a virgin for life.  I've seen what your house looks like.  Have fun with your fleshlights.




hey i dont appreciate your malicious behavior towards candidguy.





me either, this guy opens up and some of you act like assholes. i am willing to bet most of you wouldnt talk the same amount of shit in person as you do on here. that makes you pussies.
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he has to be careful with powerful psychedelics though or he may end running around a large festival butt ass naked grinding on people and ultimately got knocked the fuck out and humiliated all across the internet



id rather have that than him being a stupid tweeny e-whore starving for attention

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14272490 - 04/11/11 01:47 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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HuHEN said:
Well he did say she was nasty so he didn't exactly chicken out. she aint no 800 dollar hoe thats for sure.




I'd bet anything she looked exactly like the picture.




he was saying she was pizza faced. i didn't see any nasty pimples in those pictures.

ps- some of those pimples are probably herpes.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14272510 - 04/11/11 01:51 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
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scrantonstrangler said:
when in doubt you can jst fuck to the beat of "stayin alive".




:lmafo:





:rofl:

wise shroomerite is wise

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14272519 - 04/11/11 01:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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I'd rather spend the money on food than fuck that girl, for $800 I could eat as much sushi as I want for a long time too.



:ilold:
QFT.

Dude, don't worry, your time will come.
I'd keep hangin out with those girls that gave you kisses, just be you and when you see your chance go for it.:thumbup:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
    #14272540 - 04/11/11 01:57 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

so he can keep giving them cash for hanging out with them?

...good luck.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
    #14272547 - 04/11/11 01:59 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Oh, i didn't know he was paying those girls.:facepalm:


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